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Remarks on the launch

In a private room of a restaurant.
A handsome boy sits in front of a lady.
Xiao Yu: I am here for a blind date.
Lady: Blind date?
Xiao Yu: “Stop talking nonsense. I am moved by your good looks. You can find a way to fall in love with me. I only give you one chance among 1.4 billion people!”
Lady: What if I don’t accept?
Xiao Yu: I hope you don’t be ungrateful and narrow your own path!
Lady: Ha… OK.
Xiao Yu: What?
Lady: I ​​said OK, I accept it.
Xiao Yu: …
A waiter came over and said to Xiao Yu awkwardly: Sir, I am sorry, the private room number I just told you is wrong!
Xiao Yu looked at Lady: You are not my blind date?
Lady: Now I am.
Xiao Yu: Ah this! … (Tactical retreat)
Just when Xiao Yu found his blind date next door.
Lady came over and kidnapped Xiao Yu…

餐厅包间内。一位小帅哥坐在一名御姐面前。肖御：我是来相亲的。御姐：相亲？肖御：“不废话了，看你有几分姿色，我心动了，你自己想办法爱上我，十四亿人里面我只给了你机会！”御姐：我要是不接受呢？肖御：我希望你不要不识擡举，把自己的路走窄了！御姐：哈……好啊。肖御：什么？御姐：我说好啊，我接受了。肖御：……一名服务员走来，尴尬的对肖御说：先生，不好意思，我刚刚告诉你的包间号，错了！肖御看向御姐：你不是我的[大肠包小肠]