第1章 我看那黑暗丰穰女神也是风韵犹存！

I think that dark and plump goddess still has her charm!

In the 329th year of the Holy Calendar, the Pope announced that this was the most stable year in a hundred years.
I made an indelible contribution to this.
Because I was caught.
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In the 330th year of the Holy Calendar, the Pope announced that this was the most chaotic year in a hundred years.
I also made an indelible contribution to this.
Because with my capture, the human nations that lost their targets could no longer tolerate the stupidity and greed of their own kind and began to attack each other.
(Farming, funny, easy, not abusive, card collection!)
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Ahem, elves with strange habits; paladins who are undercover despite having the highest level of strength; sword girls who were shamed and left with crystals; saints who were identified as evil demons... This is a miscellaneous farming story.
But in the end, Rand will still hold the supreme authority.
Rand said: "God loves the world, and the world loves me."
(Happy farming article, the author has been a reader of online articles for many years and is a master of lightning avoidance)

神圣历329年，教皇宣布这是百年来最安定的一年。我为此做出了不可磨灭的贡献。因为我落网了。......神圣历330年，教皇宣布这是百年来最混乱的一年。我为此也做出了不可磨灭的贡献。因为随着我的落网，失去了靶子的人类诸国再也不能忍受自己同类的愚蠢与贪婪，开始互相攻伐。（种田，搞笑，轻松，不虐主，集卡！）……咳咳，有奇怪癖好的精灵；明明已经拥有最上级实力却来卧底的圣骑士；被耻辱留下留影水晶的剑姬；被认定为邪魔的圣女……。这是一个杂七杂八的种田故事。但是最后，兰德还是会握住那至高的权柄。兰德这样说道：“神爱世人，世人爱我。”（欢乐种田文，作者当过多年网文读者，是避雷高手）