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【The Hero's Rebellion! Serialization! 】
The life of a hero is also life!
I was eating snacks and drinking Coke at home, and suddenly I was summoned! Kouki——!
Do you know how much this hurts me! And you want me to fight the devil! I'll beat you like a big watermelon!
Okay, okay! I'm going to raise the flag today! Lowly bastards, lowly dwarfs! All of you die in these hands of justice!
I'm going to step by step, step by step, step by step——step——!
Pull all of you who are high and mighty down!
Tear! Chop! Crush——!!
Scatter your ashes in the cesspool!
It's you who made me lose everything, and I'm going to use my hands... to take everything back!
You started it first! You're totally responsible!
I'm White·Cold, the emperor——!
And you... are just stepping stones for me to climb onto the golden toilet!
Immortality! Hero Power! And... the divine right!

【勇者造反道！堂堂连载！】勇者的命也是命！我在家里吃着零食，喝着可乐，突然就被召唤了！口圭——！你们知道这对我的伤害有多大吗！还要让我去跟魔王打！我打你个大西瓜！好好好！我今天就扯旗啦！下贱的杂碎，低等的侏儒！都给我死在这双正义的手上吧！我要一步一步一步一步一步一——步——！把高高在上的你们全部拉下来！撕碎！剁碎！碾碎——！！把你们的骨灰都洒进化粪池！是你们让我失去了一切，我就要用我这双手……把所有都拿回来！是你先动的手！你TM全责！帝王是我White·Cold哒——！而你们……只是我登上黄金马桶的垫脚石！不老不死！勇者Power！以及……神权正选！吔——！