第1章 我成了神格

I became a godhead

[Entries for the January 2020 Silver Ticket Competition] Ji Mo traveled through time and became a godhead.
Believe in Ji Mo and you will gain eternal life.
No matter it is swords, spears, tanks and planes, or the secret treasure of the strange fire from Doupo, or the great flag from the Tomb of the Gods, we have everything to help you become invincible.
Those who do not believe will be punished by God. In serious cases, they will lose control of their lives, while in minor cases, they will suffer from diarrhea.
Because I am the punishment from heaven, and I have the final say!

【2020年1月银票大赛参赛作品】季墨穿越而来，变成了一颗神格。
信季墨，得永生。
不管是刀枪剑戟，坦克飞机，还是斗破的异火秘宝，或者神墓的洪荒大旗，应有尽有，助你无敌。
不信者，必遭天谴反噬，重则命不由己，轻则跑肚拉稀。
因为我就是天谴，我说了算！