Yo, it’s gone, it’s okay, I have a system.
Yo, the prince wants to hurt me, it’s okay, I have a system.
Yo, the enemy country is invading, it’s okay, I have a system.
Yo, Concubine is waiting for me in the bedroom, it’s okay, I have… ahem… I’ll do it myself.
You said that your subordinates are like clouds and counselors are like smoke? It’s okay, my subordinates also have countless followers recruited by the system.
You said you have a peerless killer? It’s okay, come on, Byakuya, cut him!
You said you have an invincible general under your team? It’s okay, go on, Huo Qubing, fuck him!
You said you have a master of illusion? It’s okay, come on, Itachi, fuck him!
Now, Qin Yi is considering a very important thing.
When the enchanting Daji, my king Saber, placed in front of him.
Does he summon all or all?
This is a story about Qin Yi’s rebirth in Tianyao Continent, conquering the sky, conquering the land, conquering the sea and the air, and finally conquering everything.
The boundless universe was filled with all sorts of wonders.
I, Chen *Ping An, only have one sword, to move mountains, turn the seas upside down, suppress demons, deal with gods, pluck stars, break rivers, destroy cities, and open the heavenly abode!
My name is Chen Ping An, Ping An* of Peace, and I am a swordsman.
The Midland world was full of wonders.
In the center of the world, there was a scholar who had once used a sword to slash out a waterfall of the Milky Way. This was the person he was the most proud of.
At the edge of the East Sea’s cliffs, there was a nameless Daoist who was unwilling to ascend to the peak of a mountain. He only wished for a cool breeze to brush against his face.
In the Western Pure Land, there was an old monk who liked to treat people to chicken soup and tell stories.
In the southern border of the Wilderness, there was a blind painter who controlled golden-armored puppets that were as tall as mountains to move the hundred thousand mountains, creating an embroidered picture.
An impoverished youth who grew up in the north. One day, he saw tens of thousands of Sword Kinesis Immortals above him, like a swarm of locusts crossing the border.
He wanted to see for himself the scholar that the storyteller had mentioned, the surging tides of the East Sea, the vast swamps of sand in the west, and the majestic mountains of the Southern Wasteland.
Thus, one day, the youth picked up the wooden sword and began to descend south.
Notes:
* Ping An means peace
** The four directions here are just the four sides of the map of China and the earth. As for the World of Righteousness, it was only one of the four “World”.
Not long after Ning Wan was ‘banished’ to a rural neighbourhood by Zhengyuan Law Firm headquarters, a second victim was exiled to join her.
Vivacious, tall, handsome, a complete gentleman, he exuded the unique aura…
…of a character likely to die off-screen in a historical drama. Were he to become a community lawyer, he would surely end up berated by middle-aged aunties until he cried a river and came to doubt life. He was a big, silly softie, a newbie easy to pick on!
Ning Wan decided that she would beat this poor neglected novice into shape—
“Fu Zheng, isn’t it? Newcomers here must be obedient and discerning.”
“When I dig a pit, you’ll fill it in. When I eat meat, you’ll drink the broth. When I head east, you can’t head west. In short, consider me your God in this remote wilderness beyond the reach of the government.”
Although a little silly, the newbie was handsome, obedient, and tactful. She developed a soft spot for him and decided to impart the ultimate skills she had cultivated for a lifetime: how to shift the blame; how to loaf on the job; how to pay lip service to the boss.
She was very sincere, holding nothing back—
“Truthfully, my unique skills are not without cost. I advise you to like me as soon as possible. Let me analyze the advantages and disadvantages of liking me…”
That big, silly softie, Fu Zheng, succumbed to her coercion and temptation. From that day on, he devoted himself to Ning Wan.
Half a year later, Ning Wan attended the annual meeting at headquarters. There, she was introduced to the new senior partner…
A vivacious, tall, handsome gentleman.
“Hello everyone, I’m Fu Zheng,” he grinned. “I joined this firm to get rid of the bad atmosphere, such as: shifting the blame, loafing on the job, and paying lip service to the boss…”
‘Fu Zheng, you—! Goddammit! This is fraud!’
When the protagonist woke up, he discovered that he had become Song Qingshu, who had his meridians destroyed in a contest of martial arts and was banished from his sect. He also found out that this was a chaotic world that incorporated Jin Yong’s 14 novels. What will he do now?
A mediocre, low-born beggar, he relied on only his firm and indomitable spirit to desperately cultivate but still could not exceed the masses. Then by fortune’s favor, he awakened a long-extinct ancient martial soul. Since that day, he soared like a comet on the path of cultivation. From his humble beginnings as an outsider in the Ling Clan, his name, Ling Xiao, would ring throughout the world.
In an empty classroom, a group of youths in battle fatigues surround a gasping girl as they hurl insults at her. A hand viciously grabbs her long hair, yanking it back to reveal a bloodied face.
What is going on? Why am I here, surrounded by…students… when I’m supposed to be Yan Kingdom’s strongest lone warrior!
Ye Yunxi furrows her brow briefly as the pain forces her eyes to snap open. Now, she resembles angry red spider lilies blooming with a vengeance.
Ye Yunxi, successor to the Ye clan, is considered a piece of tr*sh, a disgrace to the clan. The bullying she’s suffering now is by no means Ye Wanting’s first attempt to oust her, to gain the position of the Ye clan successor for herself.
Only, now, it is more than Ye Yunxi in this shell of a third year middle school student…
Ye Yunxi is rendered speechless. Character Attribute? Is she still in a dream?
Reborn in Blue Star, Ye Zhi... really didn't think about it that much.
He just wanted to work hard and do his best every step, and then told himself:
"An artist who doesn't want to be a scholar is not a good entrepreneur! Come on, you are the fattest!"
Voiceover: "You, you are very thin."
Ye Zhi: "I'm very fierce."
Voice-over: "Then why don't you take a look?"
Ye Zhi: "Meow~"
Major league rescue pitcher Sawamura returns to his boyhood, makes up for his regrets, finds his dreams, and recreates a glorious story.
The story is long, take it slow…
Boom! Boom! thump—
The hurried knock on the door suddenly sounded in my ears, and then a man’s urging voice came through the door, “Matthew, why did you drive the makeup artist out? The director and heroine are already in place, and the entire crew is waiting for you. This hero, you have fifteen minutes left!”
He is the most watched big star in the world, he is the first person in the entertainment industry who does not do his job properly, and he is a popular favorite in Hollywood!
You may have just watched the commercial movie he starred in this year, and even the most ordinary roles are amazing; you may have listened to the album he just released, and the moving degree can be compared with his handsome face; Have you seen the “Saturday Night Live” hosted by him, the audience almost burst into laughter; by the way, at this year’s Venice Film Festival, the new film he shot was the opening film, and the audience was full, with warm applause. He sets off like a god…
Evan Bell, his handsome and handsome face can be seen on movie websites, magazine covers, and pictorial propaganda boards all over the world. To him, utilitarianism and false fame are all floating clouds, and life is as gorgeous as summer flowers. He is just enjoying life.
This book is purely for self-entertainment, and read and have fun. If there is any similarity, it is definitely a coincidence, please do not take it seriously.