Relationship blogger Lin Du dies of a heart attack, enraged by someone with a ‘love brain.’
After her death, she transmigrates into a cultivation novel filled with sadomasochistic cultivation novel and tragic love, becoming a beautiful and strong yet tragically fated junior sister aunt whose destiny is to sacrifice herself, using her ashes to pave the way for the protagonist’s great love story.
After reading the script, she slowly types out a question mark, “Have all the wild vegetables on this mountain been dug up?”
The system gently advises her: “See those ‘love-brained’ people in your sect? Save them, and you can live.”
Lin Du: “One is willing to hit, the other willing to take it—respect the mockery, lock it in.”
System: “Sweetie, you only have one day left to live.”
Lin Du: “Right up my alley, satisfaction guaranteed.”
Thus, Lin Du accepts her fate and sets out to save the senior brother who was deceived into having his spiritual bone removed and ended up crippled, the second senior sister who was cut open by her Taoist partner to extract blood for the white moonlight while she was pregnant, and the junior sister who was used by the Demon Lord to steal the sect’s treasure and then abandoned, leading her to fall into demonic ways…
But why does this sect have such a strange vibe? The sect leader personally cooks a big goose in an iron pot, and the real immortals are either growing vegetables or digging for treasures…
Lin Du: “Not sure, let’s observe a bit more.”
She initially thought that those who were lost were beyond saving, but after getting to know them, she realized: Her nephews and nieces are so adorable—it’s all the fault of those evil cultivators!
As the story progresses to a crucial point, the entire sect ends up being assimilated by Lin Du.
Senior Brother: “Can’t ascend due to lack of a spiritual bone? If you can’t ascend, you can still go to hell!”
Second Senior Sister: “Dual cultivation? A child? I have a pregnancy pill; you can bear it yourself.”
Junior Sister: “The Demon Lord, the most handsome man in the world? That guy? Not even as good-looking as one of Lin Du’s fingers!”
Warnings: The entire story focuses on the female protagonist’s growth, with minor group scenes. There is a romantic subplot, but it has minimal screen time.
When players from Earth descend upon the continent of Oran in the guise of elves, the native inhabitants are forced to drastically reconsider their stereotypes. These new "elves" are unlike any seen before. The beastmen see them as war machines even more bloodthirsty than themselves. Humans find them cunning and deceptive, believing their previously perceived kindness was all an act. The goblins fear they will steal every last coin, and the demon race begins to question who the real demons are.
Through it all, the players, led by a cunning protagonist, maintain an innocent facade, claiming they only wish to engage in "free trade." The story unfolds as an ensemble piece, showcasing the chaos, conflict, and societal upheaval caused when a legion of "Fourth Scourge" players is unleashed upon an unsuspecting fantasy world.
[God of War + Single Female Lead + Comedy]
A certain Confucian and Taoist master: "In terms of immeasurable merits and virtues, I am not as good as Chen Tianxing!"
A certain Sakyamuni Buddha said: "Donor Chen has a deep affinity with Buddha. I am ashamed to be inferior to him!"
The monks of the Demon Realm: "We had no choice before, now we just want to be good people under the leadership of the leader..."
A newbie on the righteous side trembled in fear: "Newbies, if you don't understand, just ask, are the big guys talking about the murderous and evil old demon Chen?"
After satoru traveled through time, he found that this two-dimensional world was a little different from what he had imagined.
There is no Shuchiin, no Service Club, no Yukino Eriri...
This is a dangerous world that gives people a headache.
satoru lives at Miss Mira's house, and Mira's best friend is Mrs. Kasumi.
In the apartment next door lives a silver-haired beauty who looks like a snow woman, as well as sunflowers and hydrangeas.
The class monitor is called Chizuru, the head teacher is called Shirakawa Miwa, and the three hot girls in the class want to come to my house to party all day long.
The head of the kendo club is Sakura Miyajima, the manager of the baseball club is Akane Nanao, and the sisters in the archery club are named Sakuramiya.
The school next door is called Private Girls' College.
There are also a few relatives named Hai Yuri and Sayako in the countryside, and the neighbors have a home guard.
This world seems to be very dangerous!
"Even if this world is full of filth, I will break it with one punch!"--Pure Love God of War,
Summary: Would you like to become a succubus? Even if you'll be misunderstood and no one will read it, I'll still build a deck. It doesn't touch upon the existing world of D&D, uses a mix of settings from various editions (except for 4th edition), minimizes data, and includes some random monsters created by the author...
Chen Changsheng: "Fellow Daoists, please take action, otherwise I won't be able to find an excuse to kill you."
The eldest disciple Lu Changzhi: Hunyuan Sword Body (One Awakening), unparalleled in swordsmanship, unparalleled in attack.
The second disciple, Chen Anzhi: The Lord of the Forbidden Zone reincarnated and cultivated again, with the Prison-Suppressing Divine Body - the forbidden body, which is immune to all kinds of attacks and has an invincible physical body.
The third disciple, Xiao Ranxian: He reincarnated nine times, died nine times, and had no intention of cultivating immortality in the tenth life, but in the end he still embarked on the path of cultivating immortality.
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When you are in doubt, ask the spring breeze. If the spring breeze is silent, ask your heart.
Private Hundred Flower King Academy, a cruel academy that divides classes by money and gambling skills.
A girl who was set up by her classmates and lost a large sum of money and was about to become a livestock obtained a gambling system. Regardless of whether she won or lost the gambling, she could get experience points and draw cards to obtain special abilities.
System: Congratulations to the host for drawing the special ability card "Charm". After using it, you will have super S-level charm to the women around you within five minutes!
Is this ability useful for gambling? ? ?
However, her final mission is to capture the female characters. This is a story about a girl trying to survive in an academy full of female perverts.
(This is actually a love story. The gambling content is just a change. All gambling game content is just for the needs of the plot. In reality, everyone must stay away from gambling, which is good for health)
[Fraudulent flow][Showing off in front of others][IQ online]!
Zhang Yan, who has awakened the magical power of [Cause and Effect], can advance the results of his future practice.
In order to become an immortal, he decided to pretend to be a genius, defraud the sect's resources, and improve his own practice efficiency!
Therefore, in the eyes of outsiders, Zhang Yan...
He understood the profound and obscure secrets of divine skills in one breath!
He refined the supreme mysterious elixir in an instant, which even the alchemy master was helpless to deal with!
While others were still fighting for the secret manuals of their predecessors, he had already created his own "Burning Sky Method" which was invincible in the same realm!
He pinched the face of the Son of God and stole the heart of the witch!
He breaks the bones of the old devil and peels off the skin of the evil ghost!
Zhang Yan, despite his cultivation built up with vast amounts of spirit stones and elixirs, was hailed as the [Supreme Immortal Seedling], [A Person of Unparalleled Understanding], and [A True Seed of Taoism Rarely Seeded in a Millennium].
Who would have known that he, who was so successful, was actually seriously pretending to be a genius every day?
Born into an age of turmoil, God died. But did the truth die as well?
A man who would sleep until he naturally awoke. A man who counted money until his hands cramped. By a random stroke of fate, a despicable, cunning rascal who loves to fight and chase girls becomes the successor to the departed soul of a great necromancer who once challenged the gods.
Like a little fish in a big river, Rogge aimlessly seeks his fate. He gets involved with the fairy race, God’s realm, the dwarf country, and other dimensions, as well as in politics, war, and trade. Within his adventures, he finds lucky encounters left and right as his achievements spiral upwards to ever greater heights.
Traveling through the Zhou Dynasty, he was deceived into marriage at the beginning! Why did the eldest lady of the Chu family become a queen and a loli? Liu Yao had no choice but to accept it with tears. In order to make money, Liu Yao raised the banner and started to commit fraud. However, as the days got better day by day, Liu Yao felt that something was wrong with his wife. I just want to farm, why do you always ask me to rebel?