【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

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Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

It is said that Garlan, believed to be the child of destiny, returned to his distant past life in order to break the curse that ensured his death upon reaching adulthood. He valiantly battled his arch-enemy, vied for the throne, and sought to save a kingdom on the brink of destruction. However, he was defeated by his arch-enemy four times. Upon being reborn once more, he felt incapable of defeating his nemesis and was determined to escape, yearning for a life of freedom and happiness.

Yet, in this lifetime, his former arch-enemy became a loyal follower. Pushed by the people around him, he unwittingly embarked on the treacherous and glorious path to the throne, filled with thorns and honor. A millennium later, the song of the “Wise King” still echoed throughout the land.

This story depicts the journey of a reborn youth who, with the support of numerous followers and the protection of his once-enemy-turned-loyal-ally, gradually transformed from a young prince into a wise and noble ruler.

The writing in this text is delicate, with an intriguing and captivating plot that maintains a sense of grandeur. It subtly carries the style of ancient European and Eurasian epic legends, with meticulous descriptions of scenes and emotions, creating vivid imagery. Through the words, one can experience the distinct charm of the fantasy Eurasian era.

Each character in the story possesses distinct traits, and the interactions between the protagonist and his ally are filled with sweetness and charm.

Ever met someone who started cultivating from his mother’s womb?

He does not care for his image, willing to take all steps necessary to ensure his plans succeed!

Watch Ling Tian, martial arts genius, who crossed from the modern world to the ancient times, bringing with him all his memories from his past self!

A person with high comprehension talent, blessed with the gift of eloquence as well as a burning desire to be the best!

Join us as we follow Ling Tian’s adventures in this new world has appeared in! Watch as he plays with the politics of the court and of the Great Families, and how he finds his allies which will help him to conquer this world!

Zong Shou is a player of the historical VRMMORPG “God Emperor,” and him being one of the “Seven Emperors” within the game.

For unknown reasons, Zong Shou finds himself transmigrated into the past, a period just before the “God Emperor” game history started! Possessing the weak body of a monster princeling in the process.

Zong Shou adventure describes his struggles to stay afloat in a merciless environment, and rising up despite all adversities, of course, surrounded by beauties along the way.

[Extremely favorite text, clean mind and body]

The invisible emperor of his city A hates everyone’s closeness, but only likes her approach.

There was a fight one day.

“Kiss Fourth Master, I was wrong.” A certain woman was pitiful.

“What’s wrong?” Fourth Master gave her a glance.

“You shouldn’t fight.” A weak woman replied.

“Have you won?” Fourth Master.

“Win.” A woman smiled brightly.

“Well, not bad.” Fourth Master patted her on the head like a reward.

One day, I taught a scumbag to a scumbag.

“Does it hurt?” A fourth master kissed her beating hand softly.

“A little bit.” A certain woman was pitiful.

“Next time you use your feet, remember to wear shoes. You can’t beat me.” Fourth Master touched her head, comforting.

[Cheerful article, no abuse and no misunderstanding]

[Soft and cute heroine vs gentle and rough guy]

Father doesn’t love mother, poor family is fat, marrying a husband is not a good thing, Chen Hansui thought he had a bad hand. Only after her death did she find out that her mother was a big boss, and her husband was born alive from the love of a local tycoon in the future. Looking at the world from another perspective, everything is different…

When she was reborn and returned to the year when she was 20, Hansui decided to throw away her bad cards. Play Wang Zha Lai.

However, facing the most unruly mother-in-law in the village, the eccentric sister-in-law, and the not-so-good husband…

The soft and cute Han Sui hugged her head: I don’t think I can do it.

Male lead: I think you can still save it. Come on, my husband will give you artificial respiration.

Demining: The male protagonist in this article is not a good cake, and has no advantages other than being good to the female protagonist. The heroine is cute and cute. Both the superb mother-in-law and the poisonous sister-in-law like her. There is nothing to fight. When the villain meets such a cute heroine, his IQ is automatically blocked by 99%. The group favorite is sweet.

Zha Lang: Niuniumi who writes sweet essays

When he pampered her, he was mixed with arrogance, and his cold-blooded and ruthless methods concealed gentle domineering.

One day, the third master, who was rumored to have a cruel temperament, offended his little girl, so the obedient little cat became furious and furious: “Go away, I don’t love you anymore.”

“Don’t love?” The third master’s eyes were frantic and he stripped violently, “I’ll teach you now, what is love!”

Another day, the third master got a unique diamond, made it into a wedding ring, and put it on her ring finger: “Cheng Lianxun, whether you are a human or a ghost, it is mine!”

The charming person who was proposed to marry smiled sweetly and well-behaved: “Third Master, I am under 20, you are breaking the law.”

(1V1 clean body and mind, sweet text pet to explode)

Strongly recommend Yang Yang’s final favorite article “Mr. President, it’s too arrogant to dote on your wife! 》

The villain is an essential novel character that needs to be filled in. As a high-class villain club’s heir, Xia Bei Bei is determined to have her name go down in history as a byword for infamy villainess. However, to forge ahead towards the brilliant prospect as a true villainess BOSS, inevitably there will be a figure who appears in front of her from time to time who wanted to push her to her death due to some twisted rule.

Xia Bei Bei: Male God, what are you doing right now?

Such-and-such Male God: I know that you have been coveting my beauty for a long time. So this time, I’ll reluctantly allow you to be intimate with me. Darling, you can’t backpedal. I’ll let you kiss me.

Xia Bei Bei: Cough* Cough* Male God, don’t give up on your treatment!

Fu Sheng is a person who makes a wish instantly come true.

A certain plane,

The little girl forgot to bring her umbrella when she went out.

She squatted down, watching the pouring rain outside, sighed and muttered,

“It would be great if the rain stopped.”

The voice just fell,

The gloomy sky was shining brightly in an instant, and there was no cloud in the sky.

system:”……!?”

“What did you do?”

The little girl looked blank, “I just want the rain to stop…”

system:”……”

There must be something wrong.

The humble system trembled and began to investigate the cause.

…

…

Another plane,

The little girl was kidnapped.

The five flowers were tied to the bench, unable to move. The skin was strangled red and it was particularly painful.

She bowed her head and curled her lips, a little aggrieved.

“These bad guys, huh, bully me, they will be struck by lightning when they go out.”

Next second,

The bad guy who just went out to buy food was struck by a thunder in the sky and fell to the ground instantly.

The bad guys:! ! !

The little girl was immediately cleared out respectfully.

…

…

Finally, a certain plane.

The little girl looked up at the starry sky, stared at the stars in the sky, pursed her lips, and whispered,

“If… he can stay with me, that’s fine.”

System: “…” This is impossible, I don’t believe it.

The voice just fell.

The system was kicked aside.

The little girl was hugged in an instant. Behind her, the man’s voice was soft, with a helpless smile.

“Fool.”

“I obviously have been with you.”

The little girl was stunned.

“One…always there?”

The man curled his lips slightly, “Otherwise, who will satisfy…your wishes?”

The little girl blushed and hugged him a little nervously, her lips curled slightly.

“Thanks…thank you.”

“You’re welcome, my…madam.”