“Can’t I properly read stallion novels anymore!”
Shen Yuan transmigrated into someone who’d tormented the young male lead almost to death, the scum villain Shen Qingqiu.
It must be known, the original Shen Qingqiu ended up being carved alive by his disciple, Luo Binghe, into a human stick, a human stick!
Ten thousand “f*ck your moms” rampaged through Shen Qingqiu’s heart:
“It’s not that I don’t want to cling to the male lead’s thighs, but who made him so f*cking black. The type who seeks thousand-fold retribution!”
Why have all the female lead’s scenes been forcibly given to him.
Why, as a scum villain, does he need to constantly sacrifice himself, blocking knife and gun for the protagonist!
Shen Qingqiu: “…I think I can still save him, one more time.”
In a Mary-Sue novel, the readers all liked the Devil Venerable, the second male lead who devoted himself whole-heartedly to the female lead. However the female lead only loved the male lead who abused her physically and mentally.
Readers: Why doesn’t the female lead like the Devil Venerable?!
Devil Venerable: This Venerable also wants to know. But what I really want to know is why I even like the female lead at all.
In order to understand why the female lead wasn’t attracted to him, the self-conscious Devil Venerable brutally interrogated the entire cast of characters from the novel.
Background characters: I have so many things I want to say but I don’t dare to say it to his face!
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After obtaining the book, the Devil Venerable discovered that the book described the world he lived in. This book said that after he sacrificed himself for the female lead, the fourth male lead, his silent and loyal subordinate Yin Hanjiang, blackened and attempted to kill her as a sacrificial offering for his lord.
Devil Venerable Wenren E: Yin Hanjiang, this Venerable wants to know why you wanted to kill the female lead.
Yin Hanjiang was silent.
Wenren E: If you refuse to speak, this Venerable will cut out your tongue and have it with alcohol!
Yin Hanjiang: …
Wenren E: What the hell are you blushing for?!
It is said that Garlan, believed to be the child of destiny, returned to his distant past life in order to break the curse that ensured his death upon reaching adulthood. He valiantly battled his arch-enemy, vied for the throne, and sought to save a kingdom on the brink of destruction. However, he was defeated by his arch-enemy four times. Upon being reborn once more, he felt incapable of defeating his nemesis and was determined to escape, yearning for a life of freedom and happiness.
Yet, in this lifetime, his former arch-enemy became a loyal follower. Pushed by the people around him, he unwittingly embarked on the treacherous and glorious path to the throne, filled with thorns and honor. A millennium later, the song of the “Wise King” still echoed throughout the land.
This story depicts the journey of a reborn youth who, with the support of numerous followers and the protection of his once-enemy-turned-loyal-ally, gradually transformed from a young prince into a wise and noble ruler.
The writing in this text is delicate, with an intriguing and captivating plot that maintains a sense of grandeur. It subtly carries the style of ancient European and Eurasian epic legends, with meticulous descriptions of scenes and emotions, creating vivid imagery. Through the words, one can experience the distinct charm of the fantasy Eurasian era.
Each character in the story possesses distinct traits, and the interactions between the protagonist and his ally are filled with sweetness and charm.
“It’s okay to fall in love; however, growing up in a single-parent family, I have no interest in marriage.”
“Damn! I’ve already said that I’m not getting married, why are you still taking this so seriously?”
“I’m sorry, last night I was drunk.”
Li Fenglan, the number one person in the world of cultivation and an immortalization stage immortal, fell into qi deviation. He was spurned by thousands of people for doing evil things, split the Underworld River with a single sword, and had the whole cultivation world unify to beat him until his soul scattered. Only after his death did he realize that he was the villain in the novel.
Li Fenglan: This immortal has a swear word he doesn’t know…..
He never thought that a thousand years later, Li Fenglan would be revived inexplicably, and become a disfigured cannon fodder with all his spiritual roots crippled.
Then he discovered that something was wrong with the plot—
The Soul Condensation Tower in the forbidden area of the Immortal Gate was established for him;
His Master who has resided in the upper realms for a long time, stands guard at his tomb in the lower realms
The main character who once used one sword to shake his heart spirit unexpectedly stole his corpse;
The distinguished reckless music cultivator good friend changed to cultivate the ruthless dao just to guard a trace of a remnant soul;
The Demon Master who was both good and evil was at odds with the cultivation world;
The unruly disciple used dead branches as hairpins, and from then on he only thought of one person.
It turned out that the whole cultivation world wanted to revive him.
Li Fenglan: I’ve received your kind regards, now you can get lost. Smile.jpg
I heard that the new transfer student was a hidden boss, and even the boss of the vocational school next door bowed to him.
Accidentally made the same table with the boss.
Jiang Ling was trembling, for fear that the boss would beat her if he was upset.
The gangster forgot to bring her pen for the exam, and unhurriedly buttoned her table: “Borrow a pen at the same table.”
Jiang Ling knows his heart is trembling, borrowed.
The boss forgot to bring his notebook with his homework: “Borrow a notebook at the same table.”
Jiang Ling knows he has lingering fears, so let’s borrow it again.
The gangster forgot to bring her book to school, so he naturally pulled her book over: “I borrowed your book at the same table and took a look.”
Jiang Ling knew that he had tolerated and endured, and then borrowed again.
Finally one day, when there is no borrowing, the boss sighed, and whispered in her ear: “I have everything, but I lack a girlfriend. At the same table, what time is it convenient for you to lend you? I?”
Jiang Ling knew: “…”
[Campus Little Sweet, Shuangjie, Sweet Pet]
[The heroine’s name : Ling (líng)]
He is the heir of Di Hao Group; decisive, cold-blooded yet dotes on his wife a little too much.
“Husband, I think I want to rear a pet. What do you think we should rear?”
“Rear you.”
“Husband, I want to change bed sheets. Which material do you think is the most comfortable to sleep on?”
“You.”
“………”
Zhuang Nai Nai: Can’t he speak properly for once?
One day, somebody asked the man, “Why are you always the first one to bow your head every time you two fight?”
Si Zheng Ting: “I am 185 cm, she is 165 cm. Of course I have to bow down to speak to her.”
To put it short, this is a story about a black-belly president, his wife and their effort to conceive children after marriage.
[1v1 double pet Jiewen, handsome guy and girl dragging]
It’s rumored that Miss Lu is not talented and skillful, learning rubbish, domineering and arrogant, and doesn’t put people in his eyes… A certain grandfather held the frame of the frame and spoiled and said: “It’s okay, I’m Are willing to spoil them.”
No talent or skill? One day, Lu Qingyi shocked the entire entertainment circle with a piano song.
Learning rubbish? Principal Haderui followed Lu Qingyi with a pleased look, licking his face and asked, “Yi girl, when will I go back to school and continue teaching?”
Overbearing? Don’t put people in the eyes? Xu Boyan said spoilingly: “These are all the qualifications I gave her, don’t accept it?”
“Master, it’s not good, our intelligence network has been breached.”
The subordinate said cautiously.
“Ah? I’m sorry, my hands are shaking.” A certain lady raised her small paw carelessly.
“Kid, how many vests do you still have?” A certain grandfather had a petting smile on his mouth.
Suddenly one day, Lu Qingyi discovered that her life experience was not what she thought.
[This is a story of two big guys picking up vests at each other, don’t like it, thank you. ]
In order to regain her Tao Heart, Yun Xi travels through the three thousand worlds. In every world, there is a tragic cannon fodder that needs her to counterattack.
System: Host, this is a modern world, and your identity is a tragic daughter whose family was destroyed by her boyfriend!
Yun Xi: …
So, the miserable daughter becomes a domineering female president!
System: Host, this is an ancient world, and you are an unlucky princess who was betrayed by her husband.
Yun Xi: …
So, the unfortunate princess the resolute becomes Queen of the country!
System: Host, this an apocalyptic world, and your identity is the poor cannon fodder whose crystal nucleus was dug out by the heroine!
Yun Xi: …
So, the poor cannon fodder becomes the queen who unified the world after the apocalypse with a little white face next to her. Hey, isn’t this little white face a little familiar?
System: For other system’s hosts, they will be spoiled by the big bosses in every world, but my host has to be big boss in every world, who only spoils her little white face…
In order to chase down and kill her own murderer, Xia Yichu reached an agreement with the 233 system, and she will travel through the world to complete the task, and The 233 system helped her return to the original world.
However, Xia Yichu often encountered a broken BOSS while he was on his way to do the task. He did n’t agree with each other on the wall, the bed, the various patterns, and kept talking.
System: Please use one word to describe the other person’s impression in your heart.
Xia Yichu: Competent.
Shen Jiaye: Mine.