I, the immortal black serpent, reside in Ursus, a young and promising immortal. I lack the overwhelming power of monstrous calamities, the potent corruption of demons, and the boundless adaptability of the Sea Child. Though I possess strange memories, I am certainly not as old as my predecessors. My only dream is to die a peaceful, natural death. I adopted a simple-minded child who constantly opposes me and urges me to join her in her demise. I befriended a reclusive pen pal who likes to send me landscape paintings, but I always feel she's out of touch with the times. I met a goofy hunter who asked me for [a cool pen].
In his previous life, Lu Xia unexpectedly obtained a Xuanwu pendant. He thought it was a fake, but it turned out to be the real deal. So, out of desperation, he had no choice but to take it with him and was forced to travel to the world of Quanfa.
However, during the awakening of magic, an unexpected event occurred, and he actually awakened the water element, one of the three useless elements in the early stages.
Lu Xia initially thought he could only stay behind the scenes, but after unleashing his magic, he suddenly realized how short-sighted he had been. Who says water-type characters can't be main damage dealers?!
Facing the group that had looked down on the water element in the past, Lu Xia only had one thing to say: "Try hitting me once!"
Years later, facing an overwhelming army of demons, Lu Xia only said one sentence: "Who dares to strike my shield!"
"What? You're saying everything will be fine if you don't hit me?"
"Hilarious! Magic changes in an instant, why can't I take the initiative to attack?"
This book is also known as "I Play Shield Counter in All of France", "With 100% Counter-Thrust, I'm Invincible", "I Wear Thornmail in All-Round Mage", and "Who Says a Defensive Mage Can't Carry?"
P.S.: While ensuring the protagonist's safety, try to salvage all the tragedies in the original story that can be avoided.
When the dragon breathed its flames, all I saw was "Error 404: Dragon Breath File Not Found." As a bug tester transported to a game world, I discovered that this world of swords and magic seemed like an unfinished product. The invincible demon king's shield code was "HP=1"; the loyal knight's pathfinding AI would lead him into a cesspool; the sacred dragon would occasionally get stuck in its own doorway due to model misalignment. Others adventure with holy swords, I adventure... with F12 and a heart that wanted to punch all my fellow programmers. Elements: [Hodgepodge worldview], [Pseudo-D&D], [Bug exploitation]
"Awakened the incredibly powerful genjutsu Kotoamatsukami, and then just died like that? Uchiha Shisui, do you even know how to play games?" "They just decided to rebel, and then they surrendered after seeing their son slaughter the entire clan. Uchiha Fugaku, are you kidding me, clan leader?!" "And Uchiha Itachi, your son... well, mentally ill people can kill without consequence. You're mentally ill, so what!" Having transmigrated into the Uchiha clan, right after the Nine-Tails' attack, Uchiha Shuichi felt a bit overwhelmed. He searched for his cheat ability for ages, only to be told it couldn't be used for ten years. But he did the math: at most seven years, and the Uchiha clan would be wiped out. "Whatever, the Third Hokage could fool Uchiha Shisui and Uchiha Itachi, I can still play the role of the Fire Intent..."
Mo Yi: "Dean, even captains have their limits, so this is my resignation letter—" "Captain, I already said the budget is a bit tight, we'll definitely pay salaries next month, meow... Wait, you said you're resigning?" Theresa, who was pretending to be busy working, couldn't keep up the act any longer and shouted, "Captain, why can't you understand the academy? Our cause is noble, with a bright future. We're just in the darkness before dawn. Can you bear to let everyone's ideals fall before daybreak? Just for two years' salary?!" "Ahem, how about I use some of next month's funds to pay you one month's salary first? Is that alright?" Captain: "Salary or money I'm lending you, it's nothing to be afraid of anymore. I'm resigning for my dream." "Starting tomorrow, be a happy person, raise donkeys on the island, farm stones to feed Jeanne, go to the countryside to bring warmth, and climb the ranks in King of Glory—" A Judas slammed down in front of the door. "Then pay the 10 billion breakup fee in the contract, no, the breach of contract penalty, and then we'll talk."
Lu Cheng said, "I just want to run a quiet inn; I'm not as ruthless as you imagine."
In front of Lu Cheng's inn.
"I am the God-King of the Nine Heavens, how dare you make me stand in line?"
"Make way, I am the third-generation Demon Emperor, Manager Lu. The thirty God Kings you ordered me to cripple are all kneeling outside the city. Can my Buddha Jumps Over the Wall still be served?"
No system, modern times, overseas nation-building.
In a parallel world, in May 1945, Burma was liberated. Li Shi transmigrated and became a battalion commander in the expeditionary force, but this time he chose a different path.
During the Battle of Okinawa, Li Shi and his men, as special auxiliary units of the United States, won unanimous praise from the American military.
After the war, Li Shi used his unparalleled wisdom to seize power from the Ryukyu Autonomous Council and promoted Ryukyu's independence.
Similarly, Li Shimin used his unparalleled wisdom to build the world's second-largest navy at the time and sailed to the South Seas.
The Korean War, atomic bombs, and other events occurred.
What does it mean to be meticulously planned? What does it mean to have countless schemes? This real estate agent is just a college graduate who, by some twist of fate, ended up in the world of a practical education school. Am I, a college graduate, really inferior to you bunch of little high school students? I can certainly manipulate people's hearts a little! But Ryuen Shoko, let me explain first. I really didn't flirt with girls from other classes; it was all part of the plan, for the plan!
A mysterious calamity, "Honkai," has eroded the world. Humans infected by the Honkai have become mindless, destructive "zombies," posing a tremendous threat to the world alongside the colossal monsters born from it, the "Honkai Beasts." In the city where this stage play has been repeated hundreds and thousands of times, Hua Yi reaches out to Kallen Kaslana, who has sacrificed herself for the cause. "Would you come with me?" "Yes, I would." He receives a firm reply from the girl, and a smile as radiant as a blooming flower. Standing at the pinnacle of human power...
(No romantic pairing) While shopping, Nan Yue bought a replica jade gourd from a street vendor. Little did she know that she would start having nightmares one after another, with earthquakes, extreme heat, tsunamis, and floods appearing one after another. The more she thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong. It seemed like some kind of omen. After having another nightmare of dying tragically and being eaten, she could no longer sit still and began to make preparations.
After several attempts, the good news was that the jade gourd had indeed been developed into a space; the bad news was that she was just a laborer and didn't have much money to stockpile supplies.
Fortunately, half of the space is available for planting. If she doesn't have enough assets, she can make up for it with labor. As long as she has land to grow, she won't starve.