A spiritual rain made everyone a Body Infusion User, thus ushering in an era of universal cultivation. Zhang Yu was troubled because he could not become a Body Infusion User for a long time. Watch how Zhang Yu breaks the curse that a useless body cannot be infused and rises against the wind.

[High-energy warning! High-octane action ahead!] [A blockbuster is in the works!] When Yotsuki Ren, whose Soul Society has been steeped in bloodshed and violence for a century, is on the verge of despair facing a terrifying Hollow that devours his fear, a cold, mechanical voice booms – "Humanity Survival System: Chaldea, officially activated! Welcome to the Soul Society, the last Master!" Yotsuki Ren is stunned: Wait, the Soul Society? Chaldea? Captain-Commander Yamamoto is the Director? What kind of ridiculous script is this?!

Fang Lang transmigrated to the cultivation world and became a penniless, low-level talisman master in Yinshan Market. After a month of toiling like a slave drawing talismans, after deducting rent and spirit rice, the spirit stones he received weren't even enough to fill a gap in his stomach. Cultivation and immortality? First, he had to figure out how to survive in this market! With a low-grade spiritual root and no support, the path to immortality? Only in dreams! Until a cheat code quietly appeared: with each breakthrough to a major realm, his lifespan increased tenfold! [Remaining lifespan: 1047 years] Living a thousand years in the Qi Refining stage? Unheard of! Even Foundation Establishment cultivators don't live past three hundred! Fang Lang stared at this astonishing number and suddenly understood. Poor talent? No problem! So what if he has a low-grade spiritual root? He has plenty of time. Others cultivate immortality through extraordinary talent, powerful backgrounds, and numerous fortuitous encounters, but he relies on one word: perseverance! From then on, his path to immortality took a dramatic turn. In front of a shop in the market, a cultivator grabbed...

[Five Summers Sandwich + Childhood Friend + Strongest]

Lu Gongxi felt that the people around her lacked common sense; every day she was either being schemed against or on her way to being schemed against.

Lu Gongxi was helpless and had no choice but to try to rescue them.

As a result, they accidentally capsized in the ditch...

(A crazy work. The female lead is very strong but not a sorcerer. See Chapter 1 for personal settings. Childhood friends are destined to get married! Starting from childhood, there is no romance in the early stages. The female lead is career-oriented!!)

The introduction is inadequate; please proceed to the main text.

iivv doesn't know anything about curses.

I've been drained of energy lately, and when I'm low on energy, all I want to do after a busy day is give up. So, I'll be taking a break from updating this book for now... until I get through these six months (hopefully only six months...).

[Kicking down lunchboxes, smashing brains, beating up the Heavenly Dao, reverse mind reading between the high school and teacher training periods, and a brief interlude of amnesia later on (no melodrama!! I promise, he'll probably recover in less than two chapters) [Grandpa's Story], definitely a happy ending]

As a descendant of a family of managers in the time tunnel, Luo Qianxia entered this world after being "carefully selected".

Before entering: This plot is so abstract.

After entering:

Chinatsu: "Huh? You didn't become a magical girl?"

Xiao Luo: "..." You're quite abstract too.

…………

Gojo Satoru: You specially brought me Kikufuku on the mission. Chinatsu-chan must really like me. Gojo-sama is indeed the most charming.

Xia Youjie: Qianxia is a treasure.

Ieiri Shoko: Mizuno Chinatsu is all soft and gentle. Although she's a bit boisterous, she's also surprisingly sunny, unlike a sorcerer.

Haibara Yu: Senpai is a great food buddy! She's incredibly talented!

Nanami Kento: Mizuno-senpai is a very reliable senior.

Su Nuo: Tch, what a troublesome woman, how dare she forget me, the great one.

Shinichi Kudo: A man shrouded in mystery.

Matsuda Jinpei: How come you have two identities?

...

It's mostly slice-of-life; the author's intelligence is limited, so they can't write anything mind-bending.

If it's out of character, blame it on jjxx; the author is a terrible writer. I've finished building up my defenses, so feel free to offer suggestions, and I'll try my best to revise. But if the supplement insults me! I can't take it; it'll break me.

Tags: Fanfiction/Dan/Jujutsu Kaisen/Isekai/Strong vs. Strong/White-on-Black/Sickly Beauty/Scandal Field/Pretentious/Charming/Yo-Yo

Xunluo, a new theoretical teacher at the Spellcasting Academy, is a weak and helpless woman.

Wearing a kimono and leaning on a cane, he coughs every three steps, and vomits blood when pushed by a student.

The students all felt that this teacher sent by the Yagami family was a beautiful woman made of glass who needed to be carefully protected.

until--

He accidentally smashed the top-tier cursed spirit with his white cane;

The King of Curses was slapped back to his original form with a casual slap;

The top-tier magical artifacts he took out were all given away in plastic bags.

Gojo Satoru & Natsumi Yuuki: "...Teacher, you call this zero in practical application?"

Xunlu covered her mouth and coughed lightly, smiling gently and harmlessly: "Ahem, teacher, I'm just good at explaining principles."

As he watched the "strongest" men vying for his attention, and the ever-growing number of "problem children" around him, he felt that this drama was becoming more and more interesting.

[Reading Guide]

A seemingly sickly beauty who is actually a fun-loving god (uke) vs. a group of crazy guys who are completely fooled by him (Gojo Satoru, Natsuyu Sukuna, Fushiguro Jinji).

One-sided love from everyone, a massive battleground, a lighthearted and silly style.

The main focus is on enjoyment and excitement, with logic as a secondary element; everything is for the sake of the vinegar-filled dumplings.

A master player pretending to be a newbie: a massive collective exposure and character breakdown.

The main characters are fun-loving gods and immortals, who can do whatever they want.

All emotions are illusions, all desires will be answered.

In the despairing darkness of the universe, they struggle to survive, maintain the light of humanity, forge impossible alliances, and fulfill the unfinished dream of an emperor—to build a truly stable and hopeful human empire.

(Few people, low score QAQ)

[No swords + growth-oriented] [Cute]

Ellie is the best!

Mebius is wonderful, Eden is wonderful, Sakura is wonderful...

Alicia is right. Via should be an obedient child, protect good people, and punish bad people.

And also, I want to be like my sister, to become a real person!

(The storyline of Honkai Impact only includes the pre-civilization era; since I didn't have a sword, I completed the game directly.)

Along the way, she got closer and closer to her so-called human goal, and even to the point where the brilliance of humanity was about to bloom...

Lu Chen, who was unsuccessful in both his career and exams, unknowingly transmigrated to the Honkai world and became the first Herrscher, the Herrscher of Reason.

After becoming a Herrscher, Lu Chen discovered that this world was neither the current civilization of Honkai Impact 3, nor the previous civilization, nor the world of Honkai Impact 2.

This is a future, unknown civilization on Earth! A civilization before a previous civilization, without foresight or a system to aid them, let's see how Lu Chen fights against the collapse!

(After the Blue Star civilization ends, the story will move on to the Honkai Impact 3rd civilization, Genshin Impact, and Honkai Impact 3rd.)

(Volume 1 is complete!)

[Brainless] + [Invincible] + [Spiritual Energy Revival] + [Multiple Female Leads]

Wang Yunchen's soul transmigrated here, just before the college entrance examination, when he encountered the mutated Li Wenming bullying his school beauty girlfriend.

Wang Yunchen risked being beaten to death to save her, only to be betrayed.

He thought he would just drift through life like this, but he unexpectedly awakened an invincible cultivation system, and even the school beauty humbly begged him to stay.

According to the system, six months later, spiritual energy will fully recover, the world will undergo strange changes, ferocious beasts will roam freely, and calamities will be everywhere.

From this point on, [Ding, SSS-level talent awakened - Lord of All Spirits: Host can use all attributes!]

[Ding! Your E-rank cultivation technique has automatically upgraded to SSS-rank - The Way of Nature: It can be cultivated using all natural attribute spiritual energy!]

[Ding! Successfully absorbed the anomaly, gaining the E-level ability - Ice Like Cold Light, which has automatically upgraded to the SSS-level ability - Absolute Zero: Freeze Space!]

[Ding! Successfully absorbed the weapon spirit. The F-grade Tang Hengdao has been upgraded to an SSS-grade spiritual weapon - Jinghong. Its inherent attribute is: attributes increase exponentially with cultivation level, and base attributes are increased tenfold!]

Wang Yunchen originally intended to give up, but instead, he ascended to immortality!

Half a year has passed. Spiritual energy has fully recovered, strange phenomena have spread all over the world, ferocious beasts have proliferated, and calamities have erupted in full force, invading all things in the world!

The world is suffering devastating blows, and the Dragon Kingdom is not strong enough to protect itself. How can ordinary residents survive?

wrong!

In the sky above the Dragon Kingdom, a figure wielding a long sword pierced through the clouds, the blade cutting through the sky and freezing countless ferocious beasts and calamities within a hundred miles!

This scene has captivated the world, leaving it in awe!

This! An immeasurable level of spiritual energy!

Could it be... a legendary immortal?