[Food][Daily Life][Memes][Funny][Heartwarming]

After Lin Xiao transmigrated, he inherited a small roadside five-yuan self-service restaurant.

They faced the predicament of not being able to pay next month's rent right from the start.

Fortunately, the [Strongest Restaurant System] followed!

By capturing customers' emotional value, you can unlock various new cuisines and expand the restaurant's scale.

Thus, a radical departure from the self-service fast food industry was born.

From Stir-fried Tofu with Green Peppers to Pan-fried Steak

From dry-pot cauliflower to braised king crab

From shredded pork with garlic sauce to Almas caviar

The recipes keep evolving! Evolving! And evolving still!

Everything is only five yuan!

The dishes are so delicious, you can't imagine what they're missing!

"What?! You're saying Mr. Lin's five-yuan all-you-can-eat restaurant just started serving Boston lobsters yesterday? How is that possible?! It's not that low-class!"

"I'm afraid you all don't know, but I held my wedding banquet at Mr. Lin's place. He's a very nice guy, and he even gave us a Porsche to use as our wedding car."

"Six hundred and sixty-six. My classmate went hungry in prison for a week and is counting on you, Brother Lin, to make him a meal when he gets back. And you're saying you want a weekend off?!"

"Five dollars for a king crab! Anyone who dares to cause trouble, I'll chop them into mincemeat!"

......

Years later, Lin Xiao's five-yuan buffet restaurants have spread all over the world, offering thousands of dishes and boasting tens of thousands of stores!

When interviewed by reporters, Lin Xiao looked at the banner in front of him with five gilded characters that read "The People's God of Cookery".

Helplessly, he said, "Thank you all for your support. Today, I'll make an exception and offer a group purchase deal where you can get 5 yuan off for just 0.01 yuan!"

"Three! Two! One! Link up!"

That day, food lovers around the world went wild!

Having been reborn into a different world in the Type-Moon universe, Yalin only wants a peaceful life after witnessing the collapse of the bubble economy. However, he accidentally discovers that he has simultaneously traveled through countless worlds.

Type-Moon world's Yarin: "Why is there a Holy Grail War everywhere? Aika, do you have any clue about this?"

Yarin from the Naruto world: "I've been transported to another world, akin to the Sengoku period of Japan. I will gather my forces and completely change this chaotic world. Wait, why is a shooting star falling from the sky? And there's a white-haired, white-eyed woman in front of me? Is her name Kaguya?"

In the Otherworld, Yalin: "Something's wrong with this world. Why are there abilities like hypnosis, sensitivity manipulation, and even time stop in the everyday world? They're all cheating, huh? Fine, I'm not acting anymore!"

.................

This is the story of a group of Yalin who relied on themselves.

[Jujutsu Kaisen + Contains OOC + Apologies for Out of Character + Just for Fun]

This story initially focuses on the single route of Sukuna in Heian-kyo, and later shifts to a modern storyline, primarily emphasizing Sukuna's romantic relationships, while also touching on other themes.

Fusang Qingnai never expected that her perfectly good shop would run into trouble. She was just a half-baked charlatan. And a half-baked charlatan shouldn't have seen mountains in the Shibuya residential area, let alone fallen into the Heian period and been chopped into mincemeat.

Qingnai: Sauce? That smells delicious. So, can I still go back to opening my small shop?

"Of course you can go back," the white-haired teacher asked with a smile. "Oh, oh, what did Qingnai experience in Heian-kyo?"

Naphthalene: chopped into minced meat.

Everyone: ...But isn't she a god?

Qingnai innocently pointed to the mouth that had appeared on Huzhang's face: "Yes, it's been chopped into a god-flavored sauce."

Generating electricity for love.

Programmer Li Xiang, carrying a super server, transmigrated to the world of cultivation. Forced by circumstances, he opened a "Celestial Internet Cafe" at the foot of a sect's mountain. From then on, the atmosphere drastically changed: sword cultivators became obsessed with *Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice* to hone their reaction speed, alchemists used *The Medicine God Simulator* to deduce pill formulas, and the ancestors nearly fought over a pentakill in *Celestial Glory*. When extraterrestrial demons invaded and the celestial alliance was routed, Li Xiang silently reconnected the internet cable: "Don't panic, it's time to show them what a DDoS attack and dimensional reduction strike are like."

After being transported to the world of Genshin Impact, Han Feng obtained a god-level comic book store system.

You can receive exclusive rewards by hosting a certain number of guests.

Thanks to the comics about past lives provided by the system, the shop quickly became popular throughout Teyvat!

Wendy: "Hey, when am I going to get the Gourmet Tablecloth?! I'm so broke I can't even afford to eat!"

Zhongli: "Boss, these Ultraman comics are really interesting. I'll build an Ultraman statue in Liyue later!"

Ningguang: "With the Peace Star, my Jade Pavilion can finally cover the seven kingdoms!"

Klee: "Jix's bombs are amazing! It's so much fun blasting fish!"

Yingmei: "The comics in the shop are so good, I don't even want to go see my brother anymore, what should I do?"

[Fantasy premise + mastermind behind the scenes + the fourth catastrophe]

I was transported to a world of swords and magic. While others start with divine artifacts, I start with a dilapidated internet cafe.

Lin Che thought he was doomed, but unexpectedly activated the [Super Dimension Internet Cafe System]!

From that moment on, the art style of this world completely went astray!

What? A Templar Knight who had painstakingly cultivated his fighting spirit was beaten to a pulp by an unknown nobody who spent his days "suffering" in internet cafes?

"Sorry, I've died ten thousand times in Dark Souls. Your sword is too slow!"

What? The Empire's strongest mage force was routed by a group of orc warriors shouting "For the Horde!"

"Hey buddy, ever heard of World of Warcraft? Those who play tactics are all cunning!"

When the proud elf princess is hopelessly addicted to Stardew Valley, when the staid dwarf king becomes a construction maniac in Minecraft, when the strongest people across the continent are fighting tooth and nail for a single internet access spot...

As the sole GM, Lin Che sat in the boss's chair, holding the keyboard and mouse, calmly issuing world quests.

"The new dungeon, [Hell Dragon Extermination Battle], is now open! First kill reward: artifact; login fee doubled!"

"Warning! The Pope has been found to have exploited a bug and has been permanently banned!"

The old world's royalty, nobility, and church regarded him as the greatest heretic and wanted to get rid of him as soon as possible.

The common heroes and kings of the new world regard him as the only true god and are willing to offer their faith to him!

When magic meets machine gunners, when dragons meet apocalypse tanks, when everything in the game becomes reality.

I, Lin Che, consider internet cafes my divine kingdom, and gamers my believers; I am the sole true god who has ascended to a new world.

Gu Xingzhao, the owner of a run-down supermarket, unexpectedly discovers that her old television can communicate with the ancient times.

From then on, he was happy to have his whole family exiled, and as the ancestor of the Lu family, he became their protector on their three thousand-mile journey.

After all, we all have "行" in our names, how can that not be considered fate?

Gu Xingzhao waved his hand, "Now I have dozens of children and grandchildren, and I am very pleased!"

...

With treacherous officials in power and a foolish emperor, the Lu family was raided and all members, young and old, were exiled to a harsh and cold land three thousand miles away.

In the dead of winter, the Lu family patriarch, unable to bear the extinction of the Lu family, provided assistance along the way.

While others were freezing, the Lu family members were dressed in warm clothes.

While others went hungry, they held the hot soup noodles and shed two lines of tears of emotion.

...

When the Lu family arrived at their place of exile, the entire clan was grateful to their ancestors and made offerings to them every day. Among them, the Lu family's children and grandchildren were the most devout, offering incense and murmuring prayers every day.

Some people felt that wasn't enough, so they simply put themselves on the altar as well: "Our names all contain the character '行' (xing), how can that not be considered fate?"

Gu Xingzhao: ?

That's outrageous!

(Harem) (Various references including Sea Tiger) (Contains scenes of gangster conflicts, family feuds, and fights to the knees) (This book mainly references the timeline of Cinderella the Ash) (A certain degree of character villainization and time-space distortion) (Warning: OOC in this strange book) An otherworldly visitor picked up Orn's hammer and inherited Orn's will, thus naming himself "Orn" in this other world. Orn was trapped in a blacksmith shop, living a short period of seclusion, until one day, a pony girl with ears walked into his blacksmith shop, pushing him towards a future where he would be devoured by mares. Completely clueless about training, Orn eventually became a trainer for someone who called himself "Oguri Hat." From the countryside to the center, from the Kasamatsu Yakuza to the Tokyo underworld, from Mejiro Castle to... out of the Imperial Palace! Can Orn, who has mastered the power of forging, escape the blockade of the demonic madman, the wild Emperor Shiren, and the insane Mejiro Castle?! Can he defy the pony girls who possess the power of three goddesses? Faced with attacks that are either direct or rudimentary, can the god of forging and smelting, the ancient Greek god who controlled horseshoes, and the wielder of the Great Chestnut King, withstand it? Heh! Absolutely! Easily! Please see the next episode, Ornn drags Nar's death!

An Yan was forced to resign because she resisted the company's unspoken rules.

An unexpected event not only awakened her consciousness as a supporting female character, but also bound her to a super powerful beauty enhancement system.

A pathetic female supporting character in the control group? Ha! On what grounds?

She refused to believe that with the beauty enhancement system in her hands, she couldn't find a way to succeed!

[Ding! Task 1: Please sell one hundred units of traditional rose perfume.]

[Ding, mission complete! Reward: 'Fragrance Bubble Ball' recipe. Please sell 1,000 units.]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for achieving the 'Emerging Talent' achievement. You are rewarded with a permanent 'Graceful Figure' slim waist.]

[Ding, Mission 5...]

Netizen 1: Oh my god! What kind of magical product is this? After using the rose-scented balm, my skin is smooth and delicate all over, it's like my skin has been rejuvenated!

Netizen 2: Holy crap! Anjia's beauty products are absolutely amazing! You won't regret investing in any of them. I highly recommend them!

Netizen 3: What? Anjia's beauty products are sold out again? Have some decency, if we can't buy them soon, our girlfriends will belong to someone else.

The critics looked on with disdain: "A product from a small workshop, whitening your skin in a week? Losing weight in half a month? Growing hair in a month? You're kidding me, only a fool would fall for that!"

Later haters: Please, boss, stock up on more goods!

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An Yan never expected that after opening her beauty workshop, she would not only change the tragic fate of the control group, but also become a global sensation and become rich!

As the man behind a female tycoon, a professor rolled up his sleeves: What dishes should we make today?

[Grassroots-style, glamorous online celebrity master vs. academically-minded, gentle TCM professor]

[System] + [Plot] + [Single Female Lead] + [Not a Mindless, Enjoyable Novel] + [No Conspiracy Theories] + [Includes Worlds like One Piece, Bleach, Akame ga Kill!, Pokémon, World of Warcraft, Dungeons & Dragons, and more]

Lighthearted, exciting, and dedicated to making up for all the regrets of Naruto.

Naruto: Watch as I, with my Fish-Fish Fruit Azure Dragon form and my Fire-Breathing Dragon form, take on the Otsutsuki clan head-on!

Sasuke: Itachi-nii, let's work together to draw revival coins and revive Mom and Dad!

Tsunade: Does Shingen's jar have any resurrection coins? I must save my brother!

Madara Uchiha: What? Infinite Tsukuyomi? I want infinite can opening! Boss, give me ten more and let's see what happens.

Hashirama Senju: Brother, give me the money!

The twelve main characters, the Akatsuki organization, and various countries' historical figures are all hopelessly addicted to opening cans.

Our protagonist, Shingen Uzumaki, inherited Kenshin Himura's sword intent, walked the ninja world, and eventually became a generation of ninja kage.

Shingen Uzumaki is also dedicated to solving the problem of being single at an older age for every single person in the Naruto world.

With increasingly powerful enemies arriving one after another, the ninjas of the ninja world have no choice but to unite and overcome the difficulties together!

(This is not a mindless wish-fulfillment story; the enjoyment will gradually build up. If you enjoy mindless trolling or being a stubborn troll, please look elsewhere.)