[God of War + Single Female Lead + Comedy]
A certain Confucian and Taoist master: "In terms of immeasurable merits and virtues, I am not as good as Chen Tianxing!"
A certain Sakyamuni Buddha said: "Donor Chen has a deep affinity with Buddha. I am ashamed to be inferior to him!"
The monks of the Demon Realm: "We had no choice before, now we just want to be good people under the leadership of the leader..."
A newbie on the righteous side trembled in fear: "Newbies, if you don't understand, just ask, are the big guys talking about the murderous and evil old demon Chen?"
(Recruiting disciples, invincible, relaxed, rebirth, system.)
Also known as (If I call out "Master", how will you respond?) (I asked you to teach my disciples and make them all great emperors?)
Rebirth in a fantasy world,
Li Suifeng, who started out as the head of the Seven Star Sect's Hidden God Peak,
He obtained the god-level disciple-recruiting system and activated the system clone, which can be distributed to disciples.
As long as the disciple practices hard, he can get various feedback rewards.
From then on, all the disciples of Shenyin Peak obtained cheats!
The eldest disciple: "What? I get stronger when I sleep?"
Second disciple: "What? I become stronger when I draw my sword?"
The third disciple: "What? I become stronger when I swing my sword?"
Fourth disciple: "Is this fake? You only need to drink alcohol to become stronger?"
……
One day, the most beloved junior sister of Shenyin Peak met an evil quasi-emperor.
Junior Sister: "Let me tell you, my senior brothers are very powerful! If you bully me again, I will call for help."
Evil Quasi-Emperor: "Hehehe~ Really? Then go ahead and yell! I want to see how powerful your brothers are!"
If the emperor doesn't come out, he will be the ceiling and no one can help him.
After a moment, the evil quasi-emperor looked at the group of great emperor brothers behind the little junior sister and fell into deep thought!
The once famous demon sect fell into disgrace because of a traitor.
He Youzhou became the last person in the sect who did not flee, and became the head of the sect.
Revenge on the traitor? That's not important!
What's important is to revitalize the sect, and then enjoy the life with a bunch of beautiful female disciples.
"What is the most important thing to revitalize our sect? It's not money, nor power, but beautiful girls!" He Youzhou said loudly to his only disciple.
The beautiful girl with white hair and red eyes looked at her master, whose appearance was more attractive than that of a woman, and silently agreed with this statement.
In this world, the Divine Path reigns supreme. Here, anyone can grasp at the chance of becoming a god.
By choosing the divine path of Thunder, one can become a Thunder God.
By choosing the divine path of the Mountains, one can become a Mountain God.
Gods then forge their own divine realms, bastions of their power.
Li Cang, however, found himself a stranger in this land, penniless and ostracized from the Divine Path.
So, he combined formations such as the Tai Chi and Eight Divinatory diagrams from his past life and opened up a low-dimensional Divine Realm of his own. Thus, becoming the first person to create a divine realm before becoming a god!
A thought arises, going against yin and yang!
With one strike of the sword, the avenue is cut!
My name is Ye Lingtian, the greatest of all time!
After transmigrating into a high-martial arts world where everyone was built like an elite athlete, Chen Kuang also obtained a golden finger, a cheat ability that refreshes daily, allowing him to stack passive skills.
He figured he should keep a low profile and grow steadily while lying low...
But the world had other plans.
People just wouldn’t stop treating him inhumanely and so his passives kept piling up.
[Flesh Reishi]: Your flesh is nearly infinitely regenerative and rivals celestial treasures, consuming it can prolong life and cure ailments.
[Sword Heart]: You possess an innate, enlightened sword heart, when a blade is in your hand, it becomes an extension of your will.
[Fortune in Misfortune]: Every calamity you survive grants you a corresponding blessing.
[Heavenly Demon Mimicry]: Any technique used against you can be instantly replicated as your own.
[Celestial Visage]: Your handsomeness rivals that of the divine.
This year...
The future empress who would dominate the world was still a helpless orphaned brat, tucked under Chen Kuang’s arm as he fled.
The revered "Benevolent Immortal" faced his trolley problem and was forever burdened with an inescapable heart demon.
The undying demonic sovereign was just a timid little maid serving a courtesan.
The White Dragon True Monarch, who would later slaughter his way through the demon race, was still nothing more than a drifting piece of frayed rope.
And Chen Kuang, then a death-row convict, set the chaotic world ablaze, starting with a single torch.
Transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong became the malicious cannon-fodder female supporting character in a cultivation novel. Her aptitude was terrible, and she even forced the female protagonist to take her into the top sect during a cultivation tournament. After joining, she kept opposing the female protagonist, only to meet a tragic end.
To happily survive, Ye Linglong immediately gave up on threatening the female protagonist and turned her back on the prestigious sect. She joined the worst sect in the cultivation world instead. Being a malicious supporting character? Not for her! She just wanted to live beautifully on her own.
She thought joining the worst sect would let her laze around, eat, drink, and play like a salted fish. But who would’ve guessed that everyone in this “worst” sect was a borderline-insane villain, constantly on the edge of corruption, ready to sacrifice themselves one by one to the female protagonist?
Wait… Is their sect about to be wiped out? Don’t panic, she’s got this.
First Senior Brother: Seeks revenge after his entire clan is massacred, rampages through the cultivation world, but is eventually defeated by the female protagonist?
Junior Sister: “Senior Brother, I know her cultivation, techniques, and all her treasures. Come on, let’s power up! We can’t lose!”
Second Senior Brother: Hides his demon bloodline but is discovered and hunted by everyone?
Junior Sister: “Why are you hiding? With your badass bloodline, you could dominate both realms! I even know where the interdimensional portal is—go conquer them!”
Third Senior Brother: Becomes a demon after his golden core shatters and his meridians are ruined, eventually becoming a major boss defeated by a coalition?
Junior Sister: “I know a place where you can rebuild your golden core and repair your meridians. Hold on, we’ve got this team fight in the bag!”
Fourth Senior Brother: Falls in unrequited love with the female protagonist, gets heartbroken, and turns dark, only to be killed by the male lead?
Junior Sister: “This won’t work! Look, Simp No. 1 gives her treasures, Simp No. 2 signs contracts… You, Simp No. N, might as well just sacrifice yourself!”
The entire sect looked at their teary-eyed, seemingly weak, yet trouble-stirring, nonsensical junior sister: Was this joker sent by the monkeys to mess with us?
(Slow-burn dark novel, early chapters are slow-paced. The protagonist is occasionally unhinged. This is not a power fantasy. If that's not your thing, don’t read.)
In a single instant, the world was abruptly destroyed, and Han Yang died with it.
Bad news: The world ended, and Han Yang is dead.
Good news: He reincarnated — into a supernatural world!
Bad news: He has F-rank powers and just got kicked out of his family.
Good news: He has a cheat ability… and a second power!
Bad news: The second power is also F-rank.
The protagonist is dark and ruthless, willing to do anything to achieve his goals.
Not for the faint of heart. You’ve been warned.
[Weird][Gu Dao][New Upgrade System]
Blind Lin Hun, the ninth generation corpse collector of the Zhen Gui Division, was born in an unlucky state, but he used his broken body to practice the evil way.
Collecting corpses, sewing corpses, refining corpses... He spends all day with weird people, and accidentally awakens the god-level trick "Longevity and Nourishing Gu Method" -
Use longevity as firewood, cook supernatural powers, and raise insects to become immortal!
From the warrior realm to the ghost realm, he traded his life for strength, and every step was thrilling. Under the sky prison, the gluttonous corpses were sealed; in the nine blood moons, the chains imprisoned the ancient ghost gods; the shadow tentacles gnawed at all living things, and the ghost fog, ghost sea, and ghost temple were full of murderous intentions.
Lin Hun made plans in secret, borrowed the strange crystal to break through the realm, refined the three-eyed Yin Gu, and killed the evil spirits like slaughtering a dog.
Faced with the "carnal wonderland" of Huanxi Zhenjun, he devoured his enemies in the underworld; he had an ambiguous relationship with the plump and beautiful Zhao Mei'e, but was involved in the dynasty's conspiracy.
When the nine unknown places appeared in the world, he finally transformed from an ant into the supreme god who controls the evil way!
Wang Xie cultivated bitterly for a thousand years, his white hair fluttering in the wind only to finally realize that he was actually the destined old villain of fate!
Child of Fortune:
“That old thief stole my life-bound artifact, took my childhood sweetheart a saintess and made her his foot-washing maid!”
Iceberg Divine Maiden:
“Old thief! You and I cannot exist under the same sky… Wait! Did you just say you can mend the flaw in my Great Dao?”
The divine maiden crushed the battle invitation and arrived with her Imperial Sutra in hand:
“Senior, about that Dao discussion… could it possibly… last a hundred years?”
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【Legendary Moment of the Three Realms' Submission】
One hundred thousand cultivators surrounded Wang Xie in a grand siege, only to witness:
The Kunlun Saintess raising a soul tablet high and shouting:
“Everyone, watch your words! Senior Wang is currently discussing Yin-Yang and the Heavenly Dao with my family’s ancestor, Grandmaster Luoying!”
From the Buddhist sect, a holy monk stepped across the void, holding a Golden Wheel of Merit:
“Benefactor, the Abbot says the ultimate secret of the ‘Joyful Zen Sutra’ you revealed last time...”
And Wang Xie sat calmly upon the Throne of Law, his fingertips entwined with the Lifebound Demon Flame of the Demon Empress:
“Wife, if this pregnancy results in twin Dao bodies, how about we slaughter the Celestial Court as their full moon celebration?”
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Latest Prophecy: Alliances with the Wang Clan Multiply Dao Comprehension Speed by 999 Times!
Xuantian Sect Announcement: 108 Marriage Peaks Have Been Established, Enraging the Neighboring Heaven’s Secrets Pavilion!
Wang Xie toyed with his 9,999th marriage token, standing atop a Blood Oath Covenant of All Races, and calmly said:
“I’ve always said I’m not good at fighting. I merely have a little skill… in making all the celestial fairies submit with true Dao-heart sincerity.”
Suddenly, his lifebound jade pendant at his waist shone and reflected across the heavens and from the firmament descended immeasurable Heavenly Merit:
> 【Detected: The Wang Clan’s Dao Lineage now covers 3,000 Realms.
Ultimate Achievement Unlocked: All hostile forces automatically trigger the Heavenly Dao Rule: “Call Me Daddy!”】