Warhammer 40K + A Galactic Tax Legend That Rocks the Universe!
While the rest of the galaxy settles debates with boltgun diplomacy, Levi Colonna wields the Imperial Tax Code instead! Armed with sacred tax tomes, using stellar energy as a calculator, and projecting legal edicts strong enough to block lance salvos, his data torrents shatter Chaos schemes.
This is the hardcore tax collector who dared to audit a corrupted world right next to Nurgle’s Garden!
"Audits stretch into the Warp, tax collections spark Chaos uprisings!"
With one hand, Levi reclaims trillions in unpaid tithes—with the other, he purges corruption. And he’ll make the entire galaxy understand:
The Tithe is not theft—it’s the Emperor’s holy blessing!
"The Imperium may tolerate heresy… but it will NEVER tolerate tax evasion!"
The Great Galactic Audit Begins!
Reincarnated as the Primarch of the lost Eleventh Legion, the protagonist finds himself facing an erased destiny.
Chosen by the source realm known as the Kingdom of Disorder, Ning Lu’s fate is rewritten from the very moment he awakens in the gene-lab gestation pod. With the power of mysticism and alchemy, he delivers a startling blow to the four Chaos Gods.
During the Great Crusade, he expands the frontiers of the Imperium. In the Horus Heresy, he personally executes traitor Primarchs.
After the Emperor is bound to the Golden Throne, he becomes the last active Primarch—constantly rushing between war zones to extinguish fires across the galaxy.
In the War of the Beast, he slays the Beast itself.
During the Long War, he strikes terror into the hearts of traitors and heretics.
All praise his unwavering loyalty. But… is that the whole truth?
“I'm just taking advantage of the situation. What? You didn’t notice?
With the right alchemical ingredients, I can cultivate Beyonders.
Belisarius Cawl? He’s just my ‘mentor’…”
“I am the shadow of Order, exploiting every loophole hidden within the rules.”
He is The Black Emperor—a being who rewrites the laws of reality, forges a new Imperium, and opens a future of hope amid the darkness for all of humanity.
[Keywords: Warhammer + Primarch OC + Original Legion + Lord of the Mysteries + Potion Pathways / Sequences]
Longhua Empire, a game judging panel.
"The story of this game is still too thin, 3 points penalty, my suggestion is to enter the factory for a few years, next one."
"Huh? This name? "Warhammer 22K: Golden Age"
"It looks like a space fantasy work, I am a navigator now?."
"Oh my, this young man, oh my, this subspace jump, oh my, interstellar colonization."
The judges immersed in the game all showed crazy smiles.
Many years later.
"Comrades! The Empire needs us, the Fifth Evil God Li Xiang has released another DLC! Go! For the Emperor!!!"
"Oh my, the Fifth Evil God has released a plot of 500 world masters, and actually let us experience the plot of the Primarch, awesome."
"Heretic, where is the Inquisition? I apply for the intervention of the Imperial Guard."
"What the hell is the Second Empire? It's simply blasphemy. If loyalty is not absolute, it is absolutely disloyal."
"Brothers! Counterattack Terra! Return to the arms of the Emperor!"
Li Xiang: I just wanted to graduate at that time, do you believe it?
Jiang Xu participated in the Global Web Drama Competition. While other teams were shooting romance, science fiction, and suspense films, he took out "Warhammer 40K"!
When the virtual helmet is activated, the Horus Heresy begins, the Custodes cut through the demons, and the Space Marines roar "For the Emperor!"
The judges collectively collapsed: "This is a skit?!"
The audience swiped the screen like crazy:
"The Mechanicus has rewarded a rocket, asking for the STC template!"
"Khorne gave a thumbs up, but complained that the blood was not enough!"
"Where is the Astartes registration office? Waiting online!"
"Emperor: I won't sit on this toilet anymore, I want to watch the sequel!"
"Slaanesh: More pleasure shots!"
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Jiang Xu looked at the audience who were broken in their defense.
Smiled: "Don't worry, Guilliman's return hasn't been filmed yet..."
This is an age of darkness and despair.
In the dark forty-first millennium, the Emperor has long passed away and the Sons of God no longer walk the earth. The future of mankind is filled with endless darkness and war. The fate of mankind seems destined to rot slowly in that bloated and rigid empire. Until the souls from another world arrived.
"Guys, there is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"
"Good news."
"The good news is that we have traveled through time, this is a vast interstellar era, and we are interstellar supermen with two hearts and three lungs, high status, and it seems that we have also been given a very wagggh plug-in."
"Great, isn't this the treatment of the protagonist of a cool novel in another world? I can't wait to enjoy the other world...
Leo is a simple, pure, and easily satisfied person. Unlike those who like to save the world, he only pursues two small things in his life - money and immortality.
But even such humble and harmless requests are obstructed by many "big men", making him unhappy.
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Arasaka Saburo, Batman, Iron Man, Black Panther... and other names are all recorded in his little notebook, which is really very - very - very annoying!
And that damn Joker, he hates the Joker!
He swore that if he could control Arkham Asylum one day, he would enforce the policy of "lobotomizing the brain when entering prison" and let those damn guys spend their old age in the ward forever!
Finally, he would like to praise his dear V (Vivian), V (Vera), and V (Veronica).
They come from different backgrounds, from the streets, the wilderness, and the company, but they are equally gentle, virtuous, beautiful and kind. Especially Vivian, who came from the streets. He loved her more than anything else, not because she was crackling bones behind him...
"Have you finished writing your suicide note?" Vivian smiled, "When you're done, go on your way - scumbag!"
Sislaine traveled to the Warhammer world. As a pure-blooded human, he held the Star Template in his left hand and the Imperial Truth in his right hand, and could always see through all the actions of the enemy.
When Sislaine was commanding the Empire to defeat the alien invasion, the new map was fully unlocked, and we could finally move towards the stars and connect with the universe.
Then, he saw the greenskins entrenched at his door in front of him, the cans fighting the Necrons next to him, the Eye of Terror not far away, the Tyranids at his back, and the Imperial Navy Fleet that was collecting tithes everywhere...
[Please lead your new empire to become powerful]
"Fuck! I thought I traveled through time to be the emperor."
"In the end, you told me that the place I traveled to is called Warhammer?
" "Or the most chaotic 40K?"
"Ascension! Ascension! First the military disaster will fly! Then the cultural disaster will fly!"
"And Emperor, don't give me blind orders in my ear, just sit there and watch..."
Emperor God: I am not a god!
Erebus, Lorgar: Yes, yes, you are human!
When the Yellow Skin Cult was developed and promoted, the best-selling item was the Golden Throne Mummy Statue!
Perturabo fights to protect his family!
Conrad Coates is no longer autistic and just wants to commit suicide.
Magnus would lose not one eye but two.
Guilliman looked at his mother who was abducted by the Word Bearers, and his descendants who were wearing pendants decorated with the Yellow Skin Cult!
Angron casually wears the Butcher's Nails.
The God-Emperor said to the abstract Primarchs below: I love you children.
Then he turned around and swung his psychic whip to turn the hung Erebus and Lorgar into spinning tops!
This book is also known as "The Yellow Skin Understands Human Nature", "The Family Harmony of the Primarchs", and "The Story of Erebus's Becoming a God"
"The Word Bearers are here to snatch people again! 》《The Emperor is retiring! 》《Erebus must die! 》
Traveling through the extremely dark Warhammer universe, others are desperate, but I am very happy!
Why! Because my golden finger is strong enough!
The night before the crossing, Rhodes downloaded a mobile game for raising big monsters, which can materialize countless monsters, cosmic people, ordinary monsters, mechanical monsters, synthetic super monsters, negative energy monsters, super ancient monsters, alien beasts, and even dark giants.
Use super beast synthesis technology to synthesize Ork orcs and create Ork super monsters. Rebrando battle instrument captures Zerg Norn queen. Austen technology mass-produces dark cyclops Pros, King Guqiao, unparalleled iron god Impleza, and Giga Endora.
Many years later, the four hawkers in the warp, Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch, and Slaanesh, the four evil gods, had to sit on the four dark thrones, because as long as they relax for a moment, countless monster armies will tear the barrier and then flood the warp.
Rhodes laughed wildly and tore the warp: Hahaha, come out to play! Four little bastards!
At this moment, the four gods of the subspace realized that the real evil devil had arrived!
Gao Yi found himself in the world of Warhammer, and even became a Rogue Trader.
He can bring the technology and arms from other games into the world of 40k.
Many years later, a large number of incredible reports were sent to the desks of the Imperial Ministry of Internal Affairs and the Ministry of Military Affairs.
"You said they are better at operating explosive troops than the Ultramarines? You said their forge world production is higher than Mars? There are all kinds of sacred STCs? They also mastered the long-distance navigation technology without the warp?"
"Okay, in the name of the great God-Emperor, the Human Empire and the Holy Terra, the Golden Rogue Trader Gao Yi and his planet are granted special tax exemption qualifications, and he is granted the title of Sun Lord.
"What did you say? You want to report to the Inquisition and the Adeptus Mechanicus that Lord Gao Yi possesses illegal heretical technology and tampers with gene seeds to form Astartes? I advise you to stay out of their business! There are no secrets in the dynasty!"