You all always call me despicable, but I don't agree. What does it matter to me if the butt I wipe blows up? What does it matter to me if the price of iron underwear goes up? What does it matter to me if he appears in a novel? I am a hero who inherited the Will of Fire! I never do despicable things!
Joel Hemis always thought of himself as an ordinary druid. Until he was eleven, when he received a letter delivered by an owl—and from that moment on, he became a proud little magical owl. ...That school year, the Forbidden Forest welcomed a Patronus. By the time all the teachers and students of Hogwarts realized what was happening, they were already surrounded by the Forbidden Forest! Until one day, the mysterious man came knocking—Joel: "Sorry, I just want to plant trees in peace and quiet, I don't want to fight!"... [P.S.: This is a lighthearted story about going to school and happily planting trees...No need to have read the original books.]
[Campus Romance] + [Slice of Life] + [Lighthearted and Humorous] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Abstract System] + [Battleground]
In the dead of night, Xiao Xia bumped into the school beauty.
If it were anyone else, they would definitely be excited to introduce themselves to the school beauty at this moment, and some might even offer to take her home, trying to leave a good impression on her.
But Xiao Xia's choice was completely different from others.
Xiao Xia chose to... perform a breakdance right there in front of the school beauty!
For no other reason than that Xiao Xia's system is too abstract!
Choose!
1. Perform a breakdance in front of the school beauty;
2. Corner the school beauty against the wall and yell at her to take off her clothes.
When Xiao Xia was approached by a delinquent girl.
Choose!
1. Immediately kneel down, kowtow, and beg for mercy;
2. Immediately hug the delinquent girl and whisper in her ear: "Because I like you, I want to get your attention."
When Xiao Xia was paired with a lively and cheerful sports girl in physical education class.
Choose!
1. Carrying the dark-skinned girl on his back, he ran a full lap around the playground;
2. He asked the dark-skinned girl: "May I smell your socks?"
Xiao Xia: You damn system, give me back the life you've ruined!
Wait, why am I surrounded by beautiful girls?
This book is also known as "The Naïve and Sweet School Beauty Wants to Be My Friends," "The Athletic Girl's First Love for Me," "The Delinquent Girl's Intentions Are Hard to Tell," "My Online Game Friend Is Actually a Legal Loli," and "My Childhood Friend from Abroad Came to Find Me."
This is a world where martial arts and demons coexist. The remaining power of six generations cultivated the First Emperor, who transformed the black dragon energy into the ancestral dragon energy and swept across the six kingdoms to unify the world. Emperor Gaozu killed a white snake demon as big as a mountain, and wielded the Red Emperor Sword to compete with Overlord for the Central Plains. Liu Xiu can really make meteorites fall from the sky, and the Great Sage Teacher really has the ability to turn beans into soldiers. There are also invincible iron fists and piercing forests... Warriors burn mountains and boil seas, destroying the world. Demons turn into disasters and run rampant. Li Ye, who has the "God-killing System", traveled to this world. Kill the Plague God to get [Eat Qi], kill the Yaksha to get [Swallow Filth], eat air and swallow filth, and then [eat ghosts]! Seize the authority of thousands of gods and demons
(Unsystematic, daily romance)
My name is Hiratsuka Ryosuke, I'm twelve years old, in elementary school, and a top student.
I live with my older sister in a small apartment in Tokyo and have a childhood sweetheart named Nibutani Shinka.
My goal is to get into the University of Tokyo and live independently.
At eight o'clock every night, I'll wield my sword four hundred times and live a simple yet fulfilling life. That was my initial thought.
...
until that hearing-impaired girl sat down next to me.
With a gentle smile, she opened her notebook.
"Nice to meet you. My name is Nishimiya Shouko."
Chen Yuan, 18 years old, fell in love for the first time in his life, but it was an online romance.
His girlfriend was lively and cute, quirky, and very good at making people happy. Chen Yuan thought that she must be a cute girl in real life... But when she showed up, she was wearing high heels, elegant and intellectual, and a university teacher?
Huh?
How could it not be connected with the little clip of online romance?
After meeting in real life, the popular teacher Jiang gave Chen Yuan a private lesson: abandonment.
Dear teacher Jiang Ning, you have to know that abusing your husband is fun for a while...
chasing your husband is really a crematorium!