Reborn in an era of capital cultivation, where brilliant, star-like figures shine, Chen Yu isn’t the least bit worried.

Because his cheat has arrived.

But can someone tell me—what’s with this Merit Kasaya? I just wanted to harvest your negative emotions!

Who is the gifted dream-maker, the pride of Tianyuan, the top scorer in the college entrance exam, the genius of body cultivation, and the great entrepreneur?

Chen Yu: You’ve really made me suffer!

Traveling through the world of cultivating immortals, Lin Yuan could only become a servant in the sect due to his dull aptitude. Unexpectedly, he accidentally activated the god-level side effect system.

From then on, he could choose other people to bear the side effects of taking pills and practicing martial arts for him.

The Longevity Pill, which gains strength by burning one's lifespan, no one dares to take it unless they have no other choice?

Eat, you must eat, eat it like candy beans!

The sect elder who had just been promoted had his hair turned white overnight and died from the Five Signs of Decay.

The Hundred Refinements Golden Body Technique can strengthen the body by eating metal, but is it possible to die from a perforated stomach?

Let’s try a hundred kilograms of gold bars first.

The demon monk who was refining a magic weapon suddenly vomited blood, and his decades of planning came to nothing.

Lin Yuan wanted all kinds of things with side effects, including the Demon Disintegration, Blood Escape Technique, and Nine Deaths Evil Technique.

Decades later, Lin Yuan attracted a heavenly calamity and was about to ascend to heaven, and various forces came to stop him.

However, the next moment, all the thunders hit them, and countless strong men fell.

no? It's you who is going through the tribulation, why are we the ones being struck by lightning?

"Ding! The difficulty of the event 'Breakthrough of the Realm' is 72 points, your roll point is 48+25 points, the event is successful!"

"The path of cultivation is full of uncertainties. Every step must be done with caution and walking on thin ice...Eh? Did you make a breakthrough? How did you do it?"

Seeing his master's surprised expression, Luo Jun couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth: "Luck, just luck..."

Another world, missions, vitality, rewards... This complex world is full of uncertainties. Two dice that can influence the probability completely changed Luo Jun's life...

[The Fourth Calamity] + [Ensemble Cast] + [No Female Lead] + [Behind-the-Scenes] + [All Characters are Silly] + [Lighthearted]

Native Cultivator A: "Have you heard? The Guiyuan Sect is a den of demons! Their disciples are all fearless, specializing in low-level attacks, and they even carry excrement with them!" Native Cultivator B: "It's terrifying! Last time I saw dozens of them performing a shamanistic ritual around a demon altar, and they actually managed to break the demon's soul!" Shopkeeper of the Treasure Pavilion: "Don't even mention it! They're a bunch of bandits! Last time, over a hundred of them surrounded me and tried to bargain; I almost died there!"

Guiyuan Sect Master Jiang Chen (covering his face): "I'm tired. Let's destroy them. This batch of disciples is just too difficult to manage..."

Player (excited face): "Sect Master, don't be discouraged! When does the new event start? I heard the guardian beast of the Qingyang Sect next door is quite fat, when are we going to go and stew it?"

This is a hilarious story about a sect leader forced into active duty, who, along with a group of silly players who do everything except cause trouble, turns the cultivation world upside down. (Note: This book is slow-paced, detail-oriented, features an ensemble cast, and contains many mind-numbingly absurd situations. Please read with caution while eating.)