[The Fourth Calamity] + [Ensemble Cast] + [No Female Lead] + [Behind-the-Scenes] + [All Characters are Silly] + [Lighthearted]
Native Cultivator A: "Have you heard? The Guiyuan Sect is a den of demons! Their disciples are all fearless, specializing in low-level attacks, and they even carry excrement with them!" Native Cultivator B: "It's terrifying! Last time I saw dozens of them performing a shamanistic ritual around a demon altar, and they actually managed to break the demon's soul!" Shopkeeper of the Treasure Pavilion: "Don't even mention it! They're a bunch of bandits! Last time, over a hundred of them surrounded me and tried to bargain; I almost died there!"
Guiyuan Sect Master Jiang Chen (covering his face): "I'm tired. Let's destroy them. This batch of disciples is just too difficult to manage..."
Player (excited face): "Sect Master, don't be discouraged! When does the new event start? I heard the guardian beast of the Qingyang Sect next door is quite fat, when are we going to go and stew it?"
This is a hilarious story about a sect leader forced into active duty, who, along with a group of silly players who do everything except cause trouble, turns the cultivation world upside down. (Note: This book is slow-paced, detail-oriented, features an ensemble cast, and contains many mind-numbingly absurd situations. Please read with caution while eating.)
When Ye Chen woke up, he found himself in the Nine Nether Continent. Before he could even figure out his situation, a system notification sounded in his mind, indicating that there was only one core mission—to take on disciples, prove his Dao through his disciples, and rise to power.
"Ding! A prodigy with a aptitude of 100 has been detected. Taking him as a disciple will unlock the [Supreme Emperor Weapon] awakening reward!"
"Ding! A peerless talent with a aptitude of 100 has been detected. You can receive a [Emperor-level Cultivation Technique] upon accepting him as your disciple!"
"bite!……"
Ever since taking on a disciple, Ye Chen's protective instincts have been off the charts. One day, upon hearing that someone dared to bully his disciple, his eyes turned cold: "Where is your sect?"
Before the words were even finished, a colossal cauldron, ten thousand feet tall, descended from the sky and smashed directly into the opponent's mountain gate. When the dust settled, the provocateur was completely dead.
Centuries later, legends about the "Heavenly Palace" circulated throughout the Nine Nether Continent, moving all who heard them:
"You're saying those saintly ancestors who have lived for countless ages are vying to join the Heavenly Palace? And they only want to be menial servants?"
"You're saying that a supreme rogue cultivator who once dominated a region, fought tooth and nail to get into the Heavenly Palace, only to end up guarding the gate?"
"You're saying that even quasi-emperors have to pull strings and beg to get into the Heavenly Palace, just to secure an elder position?"
"What's even more outrageous is that some people say there are as many saints as fish crossing a river in the Heavenly Palace, supreme beings are everywhere, and even the number of Great Emperors is more than the number of core disciples in our sect?"
【Wealth System + Cultivation System + Sign-in System + Space System + Treasure Hunting System】
[Female-centric cool story + super cheat + no CP for the time being, uncertain about the later stage + no one can surpass the heroine]
Yan Su traveled through time and space to the Qingxuan Continent, a place where cultivation is the main focus, and wore the kind of clothes she was wearing.
As soon as she landed, she was bound to the cultivation system, and as soon as she was bound, she was given the Tianyuan Holy Body, a cultivation physique that is hard to come by in a thousand years, the upgradeable imperial weapon Thousand Star Sword, and the top-grade defensive artifact Huanyan Veil!
Before she could recover from the shock, a wealth-generating system and a sign-in system appeared, which gave her the rarest natural treasures and top-grade elixirs as soon as they were linked.
This is not all, there is also a space system and a treasure hunt system!
Wow, five systems have been implemented. Who else is there?
Look my eyes, answer me, who else! ?
[Behind the Scenes + Transmigration + Multiverse + Fourth Calamity + System]
What's it like to start as the Heavenly Dao?
Gu Ran wakes up to find himself transformed into the Heavenly Dao of Earth. As events unfold, he learns that a great secret lies hidden behind the seemingly ordinary Earth.
The myths of ancient times are not legends, but true stories that happened in the past.
For various reasons, the ancestral planet shattered and broke into numerous smaller worlds scattered throughout the myriad realms, and Earth was one of the original fragments.
As our understanding of the laws of nature deepens, the unique characteristics of Earth begin to emerge.
Earth is a core fragment of the ancestral planet, capable of continuously devouring other worlds to strengthen itself. Thus, Gu Ran embarked on a path of plundering the heavens.
World War? How about the Fourth Calamity?
A chosen one? Send a transmigrator there, give him a system, seize his fortune, and destroy his destiny.
One after another, transmigrators were sent by Gu Ran to various worlds. Many years later, Earth was besieged by many worlds.
Gu Ran calmly sent a message to the transmigrators from various worlds: Our ancestral planet is in danger, you must return immediately!
Transmigrator Number One: What! It's been so long since I left home, it's time to go back and visit!
Transmigrator Number Two: Anyone who dares to bully my ancestral star, no matter how far away, will be punished!
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As the various transmigrators were recalled, the myriad realms watched as powerful beings stood in the void above Earth, looking as if they had seen a ghost.
The army of time travelers: Are you the ones who have offended our ancestral planet?
As the words fell, world after world crumbled and transformed into primordial power to nourish the Earth.
Gu Ran looked pleased: "You're such a good child, you've all grown up..."
Li Yuan transmigrated to the primordial world and became a mediocre innate deity—[Eternal Evergreen Soar]—and obtained the cheat code [Seed of Cause and Effect].
At the end of the Great Calamity of Longhan, everyone was bloodthirsty and killing each other, but he was secretly doing landscaping.
Demon Ancestor Rahu intended to destroy the West and perish together with it, but Li Yuan preemptively patched the earth's veins with "life patches".
After the explosion, Hongjun stared blankly at the partially shattered Western Paradise, yet Heavenly Merit surged towards Li Yuan. Hongjun now owed Li Yuan a great karmic debt.
From then on, Li Yuan lived a happy life in the prehistoric world, deceiving fellow Daoists and fleecing the Heavenly Dao.
Li Yuan: Hahaha! Merit? Oh my, it's all mine!
"Huh? Where did this merit come from? Never mind, I must have made a huge contribution! Thank you, Boss Heaven, for the salary!"
Heaven's Way: ? ? ? It's you again?
Lu Jun was completely dumbfounded when he opened his eyes—he had transmigrated into the body of the little golden crow in the Lich King arc, what a hellish start!
Fortunately, the decision-making system arrived, giving him a glimmer of hope.
Faced with a choice, Lu Jun realized her mistake and decisively chose to use moral blackmail.
He modified the supreme killing Zhou Tian Xing Dou Grand Array into a primordial open-source project, and conveniently tied the array to himself.
From then on, his fate was in his own hands: if he lived, he would bring blessings to the world; if he died, the great formation would collapse, the primordial sky would disappear, and the immeasurable calamity would arrive ahead of schedule.
The sage was torn, wanting to advance the Great Kalpa, yet afraid to touch this self-destructing truck.
After all, whoever possesses such karma will die.
Lu Jun: "So it turns out that as long as I have no morals, I can live so happily. What else is there to say? Let's just go and destroy them."
(The rating has just been released and will increase later.)
(This book is also known as: The Primordial Era: The Great Dao is Silent, Only Bestowing Merit), The Primordial Era: The Happy Every Day of the Self-Destructing Truck, The Primordial Era: Lu Jun Frowns, Ready to Explode with the Other Party, The Primordial Era: The Great Dao's Most Beloved Child, The Primordial Era: I Am the Heavenly Emperor, Suppressing All Enemies)
In the primordial chaos, all things began to emerge, and the innate spiritual energy, rich as liquid, nourished countless beings. At the foot of Mount Buzhou, formed from the spinal cord of the great god Pangu, lay a vast and boundless ocean. Because it gathered the earliest and most concentrated innate water essence of heaven and earth, it was called the Primordial Eastern Sea. At the bottom of the Eastern Sea, an immense dragon vein was frantically absorbing the boundless creation and merit of the beginning of creation, nurturing the first supreme being of the primordial world…
A brand new, unmarked world of the Primordial Ancestral Dragon awaits all fellow cultivators. We welcome you to savor it and support us in creating an epic masterpiece.
[Lord of All People + Classical Traditional Mythology + Dynasty + Civilization Era + Dungeon + Myriad Worlds + Counter System, no abuse throughout. ]
Involving: Tianxia, Xuanshang, Tianzhou, Xianqin, Shenhan, Shengtang, Daosong, Moyuan, Wuming, Yaoqing, Abyss, Dreamland, Subspace...
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Lu Yun travels through the era of universal lords, and at the beginning he is blessed with the destiny of Ziwei, as well as the lord characteristics that can give all items the upgrade to mythical status.
[Simple Memorial Archway] → [Four Heavenly Gates]: The Five Heavenly Emperors, Qinghua Emperor, Gouchen Emperor, and Zhenwu Emperor guard the Heavenly Gates...
[Thunder Totem] → [Shenxiao Qingfu]: "Punish sins on behalf of the gods, and respond to the voices" The favorability of Puhua Tianzun increases.
[Muddy Well] → [Yaochi Wonderland]: Unlock the "Peach Festival" mode, and open "Eternal Life" and "Tao Fruit" within the territory.
[Horizontal Terraces] → [Huangdi Xuanpu]: Within the territory, the success rate of enlightenment increases by 80%, and the probability of attracting six-day ghosts increases.
[Lord's Residence] → [Purple Palace]: Achieve the "Palace of Heaven" achievement and unlock the guardian deity: Wang Lingguan.
Enemies entering Daxia territory:
"Congratulations! You have unlocked the nightmare-level dungeon [Great Wall Watch]"
"Activate the Daxia territorial characteristics [Everyone is a Soldier], [Dongfeng Nuclear Weapons], [Empire Dawn], [Concept Great Wall], [Heavenly Mandate]..."
"Synchronously open the Purgatory-level dungeon [Jiuzhou Guozuo] [Mountain and Sea Revival]..."
"And the hidden myth Max-level dungeons [The Underworld], [Myth Heaven], [Star Group Truth], [Emperor of Heaven and Earth], [Emperor of Heaven Resides in the World]"
While many lords were still struggling in the deep space of the star field with endless time and space, Lu Yun had already created his own mythical heaven!
[Physical pre-sale starts at 7 PM on November 15th] Invincible + Crushing the Scum
The day Ning Ruan left the village, a freak appeared on the continent of Kyushu.
Master?
Sword cultivator?
No, she just wanted to be a wet nurse!
Mainland geniuses: Shut up, you jinx!
...
later:
"Help! I only realized after meeting Ning Ruan that a healer can actually kill someone!"
"But isn't she a metal-type spirit master?"
"Is it a wood element?"
"It's clearly a water system."
"Impossible, I saw with my own eyes that she is a fire elementalist."
"No, she must be an earth-type."
"Nonsense, she is clearly a sword cultivator!"
"Is she really not a warrior? I saw her smash someone's head with her own fists..."
Ning Ruan: Okay, I'm coming clean. A mage who doesn't want to be a healer isn't a good swordsman!
The main characters are a healer wielding a sword, slaying enemies from afar; and a mage swinging his fists, each blow fatal.
...
Later:
Ning Ruan discovered that there wasn't a single normal person in the entire sect, except for her.
The hot-tempered master is protective of his own and loves to fight.
The senior swordsman has been cultivating his sword for over ten years, but never uses it.
The second senior brother, a sword cultivator, kills without fail when he draws his sword; no one survives his strike.
Gou Wang's third senior brother: He even adds dozens of layers of defensive formations to the toilet. He's a monster who holds back a hundred tricks while others hold back one.
The fourth senior brother, the "Slacker King": Aside from spirit stones, which allow him to move without complaint, he is abnormally tired even when breathing.
The socially awkward Fifth Brother is ruthless and doesn't talk much; the more he hits someone, the fiercer he becomes.
Seventh Senior Brother Juan Wang: A pervert who always wants to kill his fellow disciples, he is constantly cultivating.
...
And then:
Ning Ruan also discovered that the novice village where he grew up was actually a gathering place for top players.
Those cheap fathers are all old men who would be struck by lightning if they left the village.
Ningruan: You don't understand the joy of the second generation of repairmen!
The double cloud-like bun represents a clear moral character, and the red robe and white crane crown have red tassels.
The silk ribbons bind the heaven and earth together, and the hemp shoes on the feet bring auspicious colors.
Split the earth and open the sky to achieve Taoism, and cultivate the true form on the Three Immortals Island.
The six qi and three corpses are all thrown away, and the blue phoenix leaves the Jade Capital.
Lin Yunxiao traveled through the ancient times and became the famous Lady Yunxiao, the leader of the Three Nights!
But, he got dressed too early!
At this time, the world was just beginning, and even her master, the future Three Pure Ones, and others had not yet been born!
Just as Yunxiao was thinking, a line of words appeared in front of her.
"It has been detected that you have traveled through time and become the Fairy Yunxiao. You have the following options."
"One: Stay where you are, wait until the lich transforms, become a disciple of Tongtian Sect, and become a direct disciple of Jiejiao! Reward: a drop of Pangu's blood."
"Two: Practice diligently, transform in advance, do not worship Tongtian, do not respect the Three Pure Ones, and follow the path of the strongest Hunyuan Sage! Reward: Supreme Treasure Box x1!"
Looking at the options in front of him, Yun Xiao chose without hesitation...