On a sunny afternoon, Kyle finally received the admission notice he had been longing for, and came to Hogwarts, a prestigious school with a thousand years of history.
Here, Kyle has a very fulfilling life. Apart from studying every day, he also uses his spare time to grow a la carte, grow some flowers, or go to the dark underground secret room to give psychological counseling to a small animal that has been abandoned for thousands of years. .
Dumbledore: Kyle is a good boy who is upright, brave, kind and sincere.
Professor McGonagall: The principal is right, Kyle never breaks the school rules.
Snape: Ah yes yes yes...
Quirrell thought so too, but one day, he pushed open the trap door and jumped into a room full of biting kale...
Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.
“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”
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A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.
“When was the happiest day of your life?”
There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.
“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”
“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”
Harry suddenly turned gloomy.
“Every Christmas.”
“Why is this?”
He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.
“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”
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The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”
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ps: no system
ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter
ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)
My dear grandpa is actually a werewolf, the truth behind the Philosopher's Stone, and the back-up man behind the four founders.
None of this prevents Loren from being a bastard, having fun with Seamus, exchanging experiences with the twins, and explaining the weirdness of Quidditch...
This is a story about hanging out at Hogwarts.
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First Transfiguration Lesson
Loren: Look at that cat above, it looks so easy to touch.
Hermione: Heartbeat, in short, it is heartbeat.
five minutes later
Hermione: Loren! ! !
(PS: The three little ones are the same age, they don’t follow the main line of the original work, they don’t have a system, and they try their best not to be OOC.)
"Hello, strange wizard, what is your name?"
"Avada Kedavra."
"Fuck! What are you doing?!"
"...I will call Avada Kedavra, Avada Kendavia."
"...Who gave you this bad name?"
"I heard it's the Department of Mysteries."
"You have a grudge against the Ministry of Magic?"
"No, they don't dare."
"...Then what should I call you? You can't just recite the killing curse when we meet, right?"
"You can call me: the leader of the technological explosion in the wizarding world, the pioneer of Muggle exploration of magic, the ruler of the Hufflepuff kitchen, the ducklord, the younofull..."
A teenager named Evan Mason was reincarnated into the magical world of Harry Potter and goes to school at Hogwarts!
With only his knowledge of the future and great talent for magic, he takes the path towards the top of the magic world, only to realize that ever step he took, changed everything!
Hema has always been curious about the magical world, but he doesn’t want to get in touch too much.
After all, it was compared with the old man with a white beard who was wise enough to cheat him, compared to a strange shack with no nose.
He even wants to be a salted fish for the Three Goods (good eating, sleeping, and playing).
“Hema, where is your owl?”
“Be eaten next door… what’s the matter with you?”
“Dumbledore is here, waiting for you downstairs?”
“Um…ok…huh?!”