"Coach, I'm reporting Rossi for playing passively. His hair didn't get messed up at all throughout the entire match."
But... he scored!
"That was just luck. He was basically strolling around during the game, and he even used his goal celebrations to show off his running distance. He only ran more distance than the goalkeeper."
"But this is his fifth consecutive game with a goal."
"Coach, even if he can score goals, the club cannot tolerate such laziness if he doesn't participate in team training."
"The boss sent a private jet to pick him up to discuss contract renewal and a raise."
"..."
Some people score goals just as they're walking, without even breaking a sweat.
This wasn't luck; it was an ultimate understanding of positioning.
Enter at your own risk! This is not a wish-fulfillment story, there is no system, multiple female leads, and no gay/football issues. The author is slow-paced, verbose, and likes to include educational elements. The author didn't want to just write about football in a straightforward manner; the first few chapters focus on setting the background and characters, paying attention to detail and playing with logic. If you don't like it, please refrain from negative comments. You can gently exit and try another book. Thank you for your understanding.
Old Li's soul transmigrated from China to Italy, becoming Ricardo, and returning from 2024 to 1994. The Chinese-American uncle became a blond heartthrob, but still loves football... However, as a transmigrator, the first priority is definitely not playing football, but making money, right?
As a young player, the necessary lesson is naturally to learn from the starting lineup and the bench, starting by watching the games. After all, not everyone is Messi or Ronaldo... First, team up with strong teams to win championships, and then play cautiously and develop your skills. Sooner or later, you will surpass Messi and Ronaldo!
I hope readers who are willing to accept this will be patient and read on; it gets more and more exciting as you go on. Feel free to leave a message for the author with any thoughts.
Lu Hao is a small anchor who played thousands of games in the S9 season and is still lingering in the platinum division of the Canyon of Heroes.
Because of his "superb" jungle skills, he is nicknamed "The Ghost of the Canyon" and "The Man Who Raises His Father in the Jungle" by many viewers!
But even so, Lu Hao, like most anchors, still has a heart that is always passionate about LOL!
For Lu Hao, his biggest dream is to step onto the professional stage, compete with all the professional masters, and become famous all over the world.
But in fact, how can a player who has played thousands of games but can't even reach Diamond in the Canyon of Heroes have the qualifications to step onto the stage of a professional competition?
No matter how hard Lu Hao tried, no matter how hard he struggled, all he was left with was disappointment and loss!
Just when Lu Hao had completely despaired of his career path and was about to give up, something unexpected happened!
If you can’t play jungle, then play support!
Elusive hook, flawless protection, and pleasing consumption!
A generation of support that shocked the entire online audience has appeared!
Wei Xiao was shocked: "Monster, it's really a monster, how can a support be so strong!"
Vincent sighed: "Everyone used to say that with an AD like me, even a dog can win. But since Lu Hao showed up, everything has changed! It's become that with a support like him, even a pig can win!"
UZI commented: "This kind of support is definitely the most coveted support for all ADCs, no doubt about it! I say so!"
Commentator Miller sighed: "For ten years, no one knew him as a jungler, but once he became a support, everyone knew him. This is our Hao Ge, and this is a true legend!"
Lin Hao, the former world number one ADC in League of Legends. A failure, a drunken streak, and an inexplicable journey to a parallel world. After years of struggle, his dream finally came true. He reached the top of the world.
"Did you see that? Vayne has to play like this to survive."
"Oh, ADC has to play like this to survive. ADC is too hard to play."
"Mom, this guy is trying to trick me into playing ADC again. I want to play top lane."
"What ADC? I played ADC because I saw his ADC. I played like a tiger, but ended up 0-8."
"Forget it, I'll just watch. ADC? I'll probably play ADC my whole life."
Sword Saint inheritance, heaven-defying skills, roaming the alien world. Thief stealth? That won't work, in front of the wind step, not even dust can be eaten. Magic mirror image? Can it kill people? No? Then what are you talking about, my mirror image clone has reached a high level, and even the original body can't beat it. What? You said you have a fighting spirit burst? Can it increase your strength several times? No? My fatal blow can destroy everything in the world. You said you have a forbidden spell? I don't even dare to use my blade storm, it's too devastating.
Godlike, formerly known as Xiao Chen, is one of the most underrated top laners.
He retired in Season 5 and thought he'd be living a simple streamer, but unexpectedly, he returned to the Season 3 finals!
This year, the Big Devil dominated the world, and the two Samsung giants rose to prominence;
this year, the all-Chinese team united as one, determined to compete for the championship;
this year, PDD was still the king in the top lane, and Zzitai didn't even understand what 4396 was;
this year, Xiaohu instantly picked Vayne, and Xiye attacked the bear when they met... This year, Douyu had three sluts, and Miss was still selling mice.
This year, Brother Take the Blame was cheerful and cheerful, and this year, I finally flashed and R'd the fake Monkey;