(Dad’s leisurely life of farming)

Recently, Chen Hai was invited to visit "Lu Yu You Yue".

Lu Yu: Your watermelon is 800 yuan per pound. Is that too expensive?

Chen Hai: I use this watermelon to feed pigs.

Lu Yu: Is it true that your pigs are sold for one million and rich people are rushing to buy them?

Chen Hai: They were jealous when they saw me cooking and forced me to sell it.

Lu Yu: As a live broadcaster with daily sales of over 100 million, do you have anything to say to your audience?

Chen Hai: It’s all for my daughter. I’m not interested in money.

Lu Yu: →_→I don’t believe it.

After the college entrance examination, Su Chen accidentally slept with a strange woman.

A year later, Su Chen, who was in his sophomore year, went to see the campus beauty.

On the way, he was suddenly stopped by a strange woman.

The woman pointed to the four babies beside her, her cheeks slightly red:

"Su Chen, they are all your children."

"What's going on?"

Suddenly... "Ding

! Congratulations to the host for activating the super nanny system!" "Ding!

Congratulations to the host for successfully holding a child for the first time, and won a cash reward of 20,000 yuan!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully making milk powder for the first time, and won a property!"

Su Chen: ???

One day, Xu Mo got off work as usual and heard some noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk!

Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment – this was a new type of reality show.

The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour.

But when Xu Mo was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn.

“Damn, this isn’t how the script goes. This Xu Mo is too bold, he’s not following the rules at all.”

“Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?”

“The female celebrity has been scared to tears!”

Su Ran has transmigrated, bringing along a **Super Internet Café System** to a world of xianxia fantasy.

While other transmigrators are busy using cheats to rise to power…

He quietly focuses on teaching others how to play video games:

**Monster Hunter**, **Stardew Valley**, **Chinese Paladin**, **Dynasty Warriors**, **Dark Souls**...

By the time he looks back—

It seems the entire otherworld has become hopelessly addicted to gaming.

When Xiao Yan suffered the humiliation of a broken engagement, and the Xiao family endured immense shame, when Xiao Yan shouted, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, don't bully a young man into poverty!" At this moment, the elders of the Xiao family remained calm, "Alright then, the bet is on."...

After Xiao Yan went through countless hardships, successfully broke the engagement, and returned to the Xiao family... seeing the Xiao family's foundation displayed by Patriarch Xiao Zhan, "You can make do with these resources like Dou Techniques and medicinal herbs for now, this is..."

Elder Yao: "Little Yanzi, how is your family so rich?"

Xiao Yan: "Master, I don't know either!"

..."Father, tell me this isn't true..."

"No, this is true."

Finally, the author's skill is limited, and there are some questionable or even 'toxic' points in certain settings. I hope readers will point them out in time. Any opinions can be posted for discussion. I am extremely grateful.

Ordinary flow, no system, decisive killing, not brainless, funny]

I, Li Dakai, started practicing Taoism at the age of fifty.

This is a slow-burning and refreshing article about cultivating immortals. The process is gradual and reasonable!

Tony Stark, you don't even dare to be yourself in the fire, how dare you say you love Pepper Potts?

Ancient One, you still ask Dormammu for power?

Too outdated, come and try Fire Keeper Credit Co., Ltd.! Fire Lord Surtur, if you don't rebel now, when will you?

Overthrow the tyranny of Asgard, freedom belongs to the fire giant!

Megatron, do you know why you can't beat Optimus Prime?

Because the fire source in your body is too outdated, here, this sinful fire is for you, you're welcome!

Diablo, want the fire of chaos?

Sure, take the little girl Leia in your body in exchange!

The ordinary and relaxed daily life of the fire kings, the special edition of the earth version of the soul of love.

Although I am a non-combustible garbage, my wife is a fire keeper, what can you do to me?

Xiao Qingrong had no mother and no father. With his own ability, he climbed to the peak of life, then encountered a system who could shuttle him across time and space. “Do you want to become a male god?”

He turned into a 17-year old, weak chicken with two years left in prison, Xiao Qingrong coldly interrogated the system. The system, playing dead, threw a powerful pill.

#In short, this Male God always threatens his Super Male God System#

[Single Female Lead + Sweet Daily Romance + Sign-In System + Super Wealthy]

Chu Heng was reborn back to his university days, and strange things started happening as soon as he enrolled! The cold and aloof campus belle was actually flirting with him!

“Chu Heng, shall we dance together?”

“Thanks, but I’m at university with my heart already taken online. Sorry! I already have a girlfriend!”

“Chu Heng, I bought you an energy drink. Make sure to drink it!”

“What the heck! This is the ninth one you’ve given me! Trying to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me?”

Until one night, the campus belle finally couldn’t hold back and pinned Chu Heng down.

“You dummy, I’m your online girlfriend!”

Chu Heng: “???”

Story of: Transformed into a cat, I dominate the cat world and was exposed on the Internet

What should I do if I traveled through time and space and ended up in the body of the goddess's cat? It's urgent. Waiting online!

Goddess Qin Zeyu took her cat Tangyuan to participate in a program called "Cat's Eye View of the World", in which she installed a miniature camera on the cat to broadcast live from the cat's perspective.

Tangyuan is small in size and very cute. Netizens originally thought that this was just a cat-hugging program online.

Then the next scene is simply shocking!

In the dead of night, a big cat from next door bowed down respectfully in front of Tangyuan, as if it had surrendered!

Then, at Tangyuan's command, four cats appeared at the same time!

They...are actually going to fight! The whole network is shocked! And then the leadership shown by Tang Yuan directly shocked the whole network!

"Oh my god! Are you sure this dumpling is a cat? It's smarter than me!"

"I know this cat. He sat next to me during the college entrance examination and could answer questions faster than me."

"Don't delay the child! Send the child to school!"