When Liang Chuan traveled through time and space and became the immune system of Qin Ruxue, the school beauty who was diagnosed with a terminal illness.
The style of painting has changed!
[White Blood Cells]: "A large number of cold viruses have been detected, requesting reinforcements!"
Liang Chuan: "Gather your energy and mass-produce a resistance force for me!"
Then, Qin Ruxue over there was like a hungry ghost: "I'm so hungry... I want to eat!"
Doctor: "You can't eat it yet."
[White Blood Cells]: "Cancer cells are moving!"
Liang Chuan: "Local fever has started, and convulsions and heat production have begun!"
Qin Ruxue just felt hungry again, her body was twitching, her breathing was rapid from time to time, and she also had symptoms of allergies.
Qin Ruxue was about to collapse: "My immune system may not be here to save me from terminal illness, but to kill me!"
Liang Chuan: "One of the host and the virus must die today!"
[Meme-based content + lighthearted humor + live fortune telling]
(The rating is inaccurate as it is newly released and will increase later. It is non-toxic and safe to consume.)
Lin Yang transmigrated to a world that didn't believe in Taoism, but ended up becoming a Taoist priest. Gaining enough faith points granted him various system rewards, and he quickly accumulated faith points. He decided to start a live stream, but the style of his streams gradually became more abstract…
"Master, I have failed her. She stayed by my side when I was at my lowest point and had no money, but I lost her when I became rich!"
Lin Yang: "She's a jinx to husbands!"
"Master, you can't hide your feelings for one person, but what if you like two people?"
Lin Yang: "Then you'll be able to hide it."
"Master! My right eyelid keeps twitching, what's wrong? Does it mean I'm going to lose money?"
Lin Yang: "A twitching left eye means good fortune, a twitching right eye means it's controlled by the brain..."
"Please invite Mr. Lu Yu, the world individual PK champion, to come on stage to receive the award!"
"Please invite the champion of the My World Parkour Race, Mr. Lu Yu, to come on stage to receive the award."
"Please welcome the Bed Wars Finals MVP, Mr. Lu Yu, to the stage to receive the award!"
"Please welcome the champion of my World Redstone Challenge, Mr. Lu Yu, to the stage to receive the award!"
……
Lu Yu: "Can you bring me a chair? It's tiring to run up and down to receive an award."
"By the way, please prepare another truck for me. I'm afraid there are too many trophies and I won't be able to take them away later."
"Thank you, please invite the next guest to present the award to me."
"Don't show off, kid! To show off requires..."
Boom boom
After the all-round player Lu Yu was struck to death by lightning, he was reincarnated as a villager in the Cube Continent.
Still a fool!
Fortunately, the Minecraft game system is still there, and Lu Yu, a stupid villager, starts his life in the block continent from scratch.
[Congratulations on unlocking the one-click tree-cutting MOD! ]
【Congratulations on unlocking the food crafting MOD! 】
[Congratulations on unlocking the Sword MOD! ]
"Lu Yu, how did you do it?"
"Aba Aba Aba."
Lu Yu doesn’t know, and it’s none of Lu Yu’s business.
[Lighthearted humor + memes + satisfying story]
Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, and is invited to participate in a live variety show.
A worshipper asked, "Master, I can't let her go, what should I do?"
Fang Yang: "She's your nemesis!"
Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I've discovered a large tomb, would you like to come along?"
Fang Yang: "No, I can't handle those government agencies."
Pilgrim: "What mechanism?"
Fang Yang: "The public security organs!"
Pilgrim: "Master, is it permissible for monks to swear?"
Fang Yang: "Swearing makes you feel clear-headed, but bottling it up makes your heart dirty!"
"Let me tell you, some people are destined to be cursed. Cursing them is doing them a favor, a great act of merit!"
A worshipper asked, "Master, I hate my teachers in school and my boss at work. What should I do?"
Fang Yang: "You have the countenance of an emperor!"
A netizen commented: "The Taoist priest once told me that the greatest act of good deeds in life is to forgive others for any mistakes. I was listening to him with great interest when he told me that he couldn't do it!"
A netizen commented: "Last time I chatted with the Taoist priest, I asked him what the saying 'If I hear the Tao in the morning, I can die content in the evening' means. He replied, 'If I ask for directions to your house in the morning, I'll kill you tonight!'"
[Refreshing story + no heroine + foundation]
After waking up and traveling through a parallel time and space, Su Xiu was numb by the overwhelming number of abnormal people in the news.
Fortunately, he has his own golden finger. As long as he knows the relevant information about them, he can obtain a large number of popular science points and exchange them for various powers of the Chinese Alien Society. Moreover, after successfully containing them, he can extract related abilities.
then!
The Soviet revisionists embarked on the path of establishing the Chinese Dissident Association from scratch.
Nine-tailed fox.
Warhammer.
o5Parliament.
…
Gradually, they took shape under his command, and the Four Magi of the Apocalypse and the Supreme Divinity also appeared one by one.
certainly!
In the process of rebuilding the association, it is also necessary to collect anomalies.
Eh? Succubus, what are you doing here? It's not time to eat yet!
Wait, wait, at least put some clothes on first!
Starting the game on a doomed flight?
With all passengers on board facing death, this is practically hellish difficulty!
Zhang Ling thought he was doomed, but at the moment of the crash, he awakened a life simulator—the [Book of a Thousand Autumns and Ten Thousand Generations]!
[Ding! First life simulation session ended, rating G, a meaningless death!]
Please select either inheritance or random selection...
"I choose random selection!"
[Congratulations, host! You have acquired the talent: Danger Foresight (Rank E)!]
What? You can get stronger by drawing lots after you die?
Facing the ever-approaching Grim Reaper, Zhang Ling smiled.
[Simulation begins: You try to warn others, are mistaken for a madman and taken to the police station, and are hit and killed by an out-of-control truck on the way... Rating: F+]
[Simulation begins: You hide in the toilet, the plane explodes, and you are blown to pieces... Rating: G.]
Through endless simulation, he crossed his name off Death's kill list time and time again!
Every death is a stepping stone for me to become stronger!
Death, I'm tired of your tricks. It's my turn to make my move!
"Zhang Ling, I'm so scared. I woke up to find people eating each other everywhere outside the school. Can you come and save me?" the stunningly beautiful, mature woman with long, straight black hair cried out.
Zhang Ling: "Holy crap, the zombie apocalypse has arrived."
"Then hurry up and come, I'm really scared."
"Go to hell!"
Lin Xuan never expected to wake up in the game world he created—especially not as a doomed survivor of the fallen dynasty, marked for death in just a few years by the rebellion of the five Kings. Determined to rewrite his fate, Lin Xuan hatches a desperate escape plan.
His unlikely partner in this scheme? Zhao Yuehan, an unassuming official from the Ministry of Commerce. However, there’s a twist: Zhao Yuehan is not only disguised as a man but also alarmingly calm in the face of Lin Xuan’s constant cries of impending doom.
“Brother Zhao, the Empress Dowager will die soon. Let’s run away together!”
“Brother Zhao, the five Kings are about to rebel. Let’s run away together!”
“Brother Zhao, the Empress herself will die soon. Let’s—run away together!”
However, Zhao Yuehan seems far more interested in Lin Xuan’s surprisingly accurate knowledge of national affairs, forcing him to answer questions he’d rather dodge. Little does he know that Zhao Yuehan’s true identity is far more explosive than he could ever imagine.
When the legendary Empress Ji Handan—alive, powerful, and very much not dead—suddenly confronts Lin Xuan, she drops a bombshell:
“I’m the Empress you claimed would die soon, and you even suggested I run away with you! Care to explain that, Lin Xuan?”
Now caught between the looming rebellion, Zhao Yuehan’s sharp intellect, and the Empress’s undeniable authority, Lin Xuan must navigate a web of political intrigue, hidden identities, and his wildly unpredictable destiny.