Yu Xian suffers from ALS and has to become a vampire in order to survive.

Who knew it would be a blessing in disguise, he would gain a new talent every ten days or so.

Every vampire has a starting talent.

He is an outlier among vampires.

He feeds on light.

He is a light eater!

...

...

Yu Xian: In order to survive, I will stop being a human being!

At first, everyone thought it was a blessing, but unexpectedly it rained for ten whole months!

All the land was submerged and the entire blue planet turned into a pure water ball!

Ren Yuanyang was tragically pushed off the boat, and when he was on the verge of death, he awakened his strengthening system and started to strengthen himself from a piece of duckweed!

While others were struggling on the rafts and in the boats,

Ren Yuanyang had already used the strengthened duckweed to create a piece of duckweed land and build his own paradise!

Just when Ren Yuanyang was gaining a foothold, a new disaster came!

Let’s see Ren Yuanyang, who has a strengthened system, explore the secrets behind the disaster!

[No female lead + national destiny + weird + funny + unique ideas]

Lin Yuan traveled to the Blue Star in a parallel world and was selected to participate in the Rule Strange Talk, activating a 3S-level talent at the beginning.

【SSS-level talent: Ghost-seeing】

[Talent Effect 1: Rules are of no use to you. When you violate the rules of the Kwaidan world, the pollution of the Kwaidan world will be ineffective against you.]

[Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a ghost story has negative emotions towards your behavior, you can collect the negative emotions.

Every time you collect 100 points of negative emotions, you can unlock a new title. 】

Since then, a reckless man has appeared in the world of ghost stories.

[Lighthearted humor + memes + satisfying story]

Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, and is invited to participate in a live variety show.

A worshipper asked, "Master, I can't let her go, what should I do?"

Fang Yang: "She's your nemesis!"

Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I've discovered a large tomb, would you like to come along?"

Fang Yang: "No, I can't handle those government agencies."

Pilgrim: "What mechanism?"

Fang Yang: "The public security organs!"

Pilgrim: "Master, is it permissible for monks to swear?"

Fang Yang: "Swearing makes you feel clear-headed, but bottling it up makes your heart dirty!"

"Let me tell you, some people are destined to be cursed. Cursing them is doing them a favor, a great act of merit!"

A worshipper asked, "Master, I hate my teachers in school and my boss at work. What should I do?"

Fang Yang: "You have the countenance of an emperor!"

A netizen commented: "The Taoist priest once told me that the greatest act of good deeds in life is to forgive others for any mistakes. I was listening to him with great interest when he told me that he couldn't do it!"

A netizen commented: "Last time I chatted with the Taoist priest, I asked him what the saying 'If I hear the Tao in the morning, I can die content in the evening' means. He replied, 'If I ask for directions to your house in the morning, I'll kill you tonight!'"

[Livestream entertainment + lighthearted + campus + everyday abstraction]

Zhou Cheng travels to a parallel world and unlocks the "Prank Pressure System," where he can earn rewards by putting pressure on others.

At that moment, the live-streamed variety show "A Family in Xia Kingdom" was underway, and their family happened to be selected.

As a result, the entire style of the show changed.

"Mom, don't you ever read more books?"

"Dad, look at other dads driving luxury cars! Are you going through a rebellious phase?"

"You guys are so lazy, I can't even hold my head up in front of my classmates."

"If your parents are unwilling to work hard, you can change them with three sentences. Be sure to share this with your friends!"

"Teachers, you were the worst class of teachers I ever taught!"

"My grades are so bad, don't you guys even think about reflecting on that?"

Young people who had been under enough pressure cheered together after watching the live stream.

"What kind of exciting live stream is this? It's so much fun!"

"I've always been pressured by others, and I've finally found a mouth substitute, sob sob sob."

[Reward successful, stressed parents with top-notch BBQ skills!]

[Successful pressure on top students in the class, rewarded with brilliant thinking!]

[Successful pressure on the rich second generation, reward 100 million!]

The audience witnessed this scene.

"In the past, they were the ones putting pressure on young people, but now it's all reversed, right?"

"This is outrageous! You've put so much pressure on your own father that he's like a grandson?"

Parents across the country were devastated when they saw the video their son shared!

Production team: Who let him participate in the show?!

I'm under so much pressure!

This book is also known as: "If I put pressure on you first, you can't put pressure on me!"

One day, Xu Mo got off work as usual and heard some noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk!

Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment – this was a new type of reality show.

The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour.

But when Xu Mo was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn.

“Damn, this isn’t how the script goes. This Xu Mo is too bold, he’s not following the rules at all.”

“Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?”

“The female celebrity has been scared to tears!”

Lin Fan obtained the [Animal Voice Translation System] and originally just wanted to run a pet clinic peacefully, but it opened the door to a new world.

On its first order, the Ragdoll cat ranted to its wealthy owner: "Don't find me a girlfriend, human! Your new girlfriend pinched me when you weren't looking! And she's using your money to support other guys!"

Lin Fan relayed his exact words: "The tycoon checked my phone on the spot, and the cuckoldry shocked the entire internet!"

Then, a police dog ran over: "Dr. Lin, call the police quickly! Xiao Chen has been shot, and the drug dealers are right there..."

A lost parrot flew into the clinic: "Kidnapping! I saw it! The license plate number is..."

Lin Fan accidentally transformed from a veterinarian into the legendary "Animal Detective" of the urban legend.

However, the art style gradually went astray...

The CEO's Tibetan Mastiff: "Master, run! The nutritional supplements your brother gave you are poisoned!"

A celebrity's hamster: "She's had seven plastic surgeries! I even know where her sasaeng fans are hiding!"

Lin Fan, wearing a white lab coat, was turned into a meme by netizens: "Confess and you'll be treated leniently, your dog has already confessed!"

Netizens are laughing hysterically: "Others solve cases by using surveillance cameras, you solve cases by having your cats and dogs snitch on you!"

Lin Fan: "I'm just a veterinarian, really! Why do I have to mediate even when giant pandas, the national treasures, are fighting?!"

[Meme-based content + lighthearted humor + live fortune telling]

(The rating is inaccurate as it is newly released and will increase later. It is non-toxic and safe to consume.)

Lin Yang transmigrated to a world that didn't believe in Taoism, but ended up becoming a Taoist priest. Gaining enough faith points granted him various system rewards, and he quickly accumulated faith points. He decided to start a live stream, but the style of his streams gradually became more abstract…

"Master, I have failed her. She stayed by my side when I was at my lowest point and had no money, but I lost her when I became rich!"

Lin Yang: "She's a jinx to husbands!"

"Master, you can't hide your feelings for one person, but what if you like two people?"

Lin Yang: "Then you'll be able to hide it."

"Master! My right eyelid keeps twitching, what's wrong? Does it mean I'm going to lose money?"

Lin Yang: "A twitching left eye means good fortune, a twitching right eye means it's controlled by the brain..."

The young biologist Levitra accidentally traveled to the world of Harry Potter and came to the era of Grindelwald, and his body age turned back to eleven years old.

"Ding! The merit system is being bound to the host. You only need to do good deeds to redeem rewards with merit points! In addition, as long as the host finally achieves the Dark Lord achievement, he can become a god on the spot."

Levitra:? ?

A few years later...

Dumbledore: He is a great man. In this era, not many people are willing to sacrifice their own interests to help others.

Grindelwald: Nonsense! Although this guy is young, he will do anything to achieve his goals. He is obviously one of my generation!

Newt: That young man looks more ferocious than a violent fire dragon, but... why is Qilin so close to him?

Tom: Who asked you to be the Dark Lord like this? Sometimes I want to call you a saint!

Levitra: Saint? No nose, you curse too dirty!

Reborn as a mosquito? A system where you become stronger by sucking blood?

Chu Sheng was a little silent about this opening.

I've turned into a mosquito, how strong can I become?

But anyway, I have to give it a try...

Chu Sheng randomly flew into a room, and unexpectedly there was a gorgeous girl inside.

Good! Just suck her!

…

Gu Yuexi, an emperor-level beastmaster and empress of the human race!

In her previous life, she didn’t start the beast taming journey until she was sixty years old, and the first beast she contracted was only of low-level bloodline, which led to an unstable foundation and its death in the heavenly calamity.

When she was reborn at the age of eighteen, she must become a beastmaster as soon as possible!

She spent all her money to buy a demon beast with high-level bloodline and prepared the blood contract ceremony!

Just as she was about to sign a blood pact with the monster, a mosquito flew onto her leg and sucked a mouthful of her blood!

“…”

"My name is Gu Yuexi. I seem to be useless in this life..."