Yu Xian suffers from ALS and has to become a vampire in order to survive.

Who knew it would be a blessing in disguise, he would gain a new talent every ten days or so.

Every vampire has a starting talent.

He is an outlier among vampires.

He feeds on light.

He is a light eater!

...

...

Yu Xian: In order to survive, I will stop being a human being!

[Lighthearted humor + memes + satisfying story]

Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, and is invited to participate in a live variety show.

A worshipper asked, "Master, I can't let her go, what should I do?"

Fang Yang: "She's your nemesis!"

Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I've discovered a large tomb, would you like to come along?"

Fang Yang: "No, I can't handle those government agencies."

Pilgrim: "What mechanism?"

Fang Yang: "The public security organs!"

Pilgrim: "Master, is it permissible for monks to swear?"

Fang Yang: "Swearing makes you feel clear-headed, but bottling it up makes your heart dirty!"

"Let me tell you, some people are destined to be cursed. Cursing them is doing them a favor, a great act of merit!"

A worshipper asked, "Master, I hate my teachers in school and my boss at work. What should I do?"

Fang Yang: "You have the countenance of an emperor!"

A netizen commented: "The Taoist priest once told me that the greatest act of good deeds in life is to forgive others for any mistakes. I was listening to him with great interest when he told me that he couldn't do it!"

A netizen commented: "Last time I chatted with the Taoist priest, I asked him what the saying 'If I hear the Tao in the morning, I can die content in the evening' means. He replied, 'If I ask for directions to your house in the morning, I'll kill you tonight!'"

One day, Xu Mo got off work as usual and heard some noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk!

Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment – this was a new type of reality show.

The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour.

But when Xu Mo was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn.

“Damn, this isn’t how the script goes. This Xu Mo is too bold, he’s not following the rules at all.”

“Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?”

“The female celebrity has been scared to tears!”

"The newlyweds entered the room and the matchmaker was thrown over the wall."

"I'd rather believe in ghosts than trust a matchmaker's words."

"Don't be a middleman, don't be a guarantor, don't be a matchmaker for three generations!"

From the above three sentences, we can see how embarrassing the position of matchmakers is in the eyes of Chinese people.

Jiang Feng, who had just graduated from college, suddenly had the magical ability to see the marriage matching value, so he returned to his rural hometown and began his magical journey as a professional matchmaker.

With Jiang Feng's help, couple after couple became model couples in the eyes of the public.

In less than half a year, Jiang Feng became the most famous matchmaker in the area, receiving red envelopes and gifts every day.

As Jiang Feng's reputation as a matchmaker grew, many stars, wealthy people, officials and celebrities came to visit him with expensive gifts, inviting Jiang Feng to be a matchmaker for them or their relatives.

Many years later, Jiang Feng, who had already stood at the top of the industry, suddenly looked back and found that he had unknowingly changed the world's view of matchmakers and greatly improved the matchmakers' industry status.

This book is also known as "The Best Matchmaker in the World", "The Strongest Matchmaker in History", "The Ceiling of Matchmakers", "You Can Get Rich by Being a Matchmaker", "I Want to Be a Matchmaker Admired by Everyone", "I Want to Fly to the Sky and Stand Shoulder to Shoulder with Yue Lao", etc.

I would like to use this book to wish all lovers in the world to finally get married!

This book is also known as: "I'm Just Going to Extremes to Be Serious," "As Long as I Have No Morals, Nobody Can Kidnap Me," "Stay Away from Thunder," and "On the Importance of Prioritizing the Occupation of Moral Baseness."

Reborn into this world.

Seeing people and things that lacked manners, Qin Mu decided not to tolerate it anymore.

"You're almost thirty, why are you arguing with a child?"

"Can't you be a little more magnanimous during the Lunar New Year?"

"You have so much money you can't even spend it all, why don't you donate it to impoverished mountain areas?"

"You're the older sister, so you should give in to your younger brother."

"It takes two to tango; if he hit you, you must also have some issues."

"I did all this for you, didn't I? Do you think I wanted to?"

When encountering these phenomena of moral blackmail and forced role reversal.

Qin Mu, who had previously turned a blind eye, decided to take action.

Nobody's your father. What does it have to do with me if I forgive you because you're a police officer?

[Livestream entertainment + lighthearted + campus + everyday abstraction]

Zhou Cheng travels to a parallel world and unlocks the "Prank Pressure System," where he can earn rewards by putting pressure on others.

At that moment, the live-streamed variety show "A Family in Xia Kingdom" was underway, and their family happened to be selected.

As a result, the entire style of the show changed.

"Mom, don't you ever read more books?"

"Dad, look at other dads driving luxury cars! Are you going through a rebellious phase?"

"You guys are so lazy, I can't even hold my head up in front of my classmates."

"If your parents are unwilling to work hard, you can change them with three sentences. Be sure to share this with your friends!"

"Teachers, you were the worst class of teachers I ever taught!"

"My grades are so bad, don't you guys even think about reflecting on that?"

Young people who had been under enough pressure cheered together after watching the live stream.

"What kind of exciting live stream is this? It's so much fun!"

"I've always been pressured by others, and I've finally found a mouth substitute, sob sob sob."

[Reward successful, stressed parents with top-notch BBQ skills!]

[Successful pressure on top students in the class, rewarded with brilliant thinking!]

[Successful pressure on the rich second generation, reward 100 million!]

The audience witnessed this scene.

"In the past, they were the ones putting pressure on young people, but now it's all reversed, right?"

"This is outrageous! You've put so much pressure on your own father that he's like a grandson?"

Parents across the country were devastated when they saw the video their son shared!

Production team: Who let him participate in the show?!

I'm under so much pressure!

This book is also known as: "If I put pressure on you first, you can't put pressure on me!"

David traveled to the United States and became an auditor for the most powerful law enforcement agency (the Internal Revenue Service).

On December 3, 2021, the U.S. Congress passed a bill.

It stipulates that from now on, regardless of any illegal activities such as smuggling, robbery, fraud, etc., full tax must be paid to the IRS.

Since then, David has become a nightmare for American lawbreakers.

Until one day, his butcher knife reached into the heads of the Freemasons and the Federal Reserve!

The beautiful blue planet was invaded by alien enemies, and the whole world was devastated. At the same time, it also gave the human beings of the blue planet an opportunity to awaken. With options other than firearms, individuals can use their strength to kill enemies, get rich, and reach the peak of their lives.

Ye Na was lucky enough to awaken early, releasing energy spores that could decompose organic matter. She had intended to make a splash during the school's collective awakening, but in the end, her awakening wasn't detected?!

What the hell?

I'm not awake?

Then what about my mycelium that can decompose abnormal organisms?

Yenna smiled evilly.

Hehe, everything that happens is beneficial to me, no matter it's an enemy or an abnormal creature, just fall into my hands and become nutrients for my mycelium!

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……

Lu Yu: "Can you bring me a chair? It's tiring to run up and down to receive an award."

"By the way, please prepare another truck for me. I'm afraid there are too many trophies and I won't be able to take them away later."

"Thank you, please invite the next guest to present the award to me."

"Don't show off, kid! To show off requires..."

Boom boom

After the all-round player Lu Yu was struck to death by lightning, he was reincarnated as a villager in the Cube Continent.

Still a fool!

Fortunately, the Minecraft game system is still there, and Lu Yu, a stupid villager, starts his life in the block continent from scratch.

[Congratulations on unlocking the one-click tree-cutting MOD! ]

【Congratulations on unlocking the food crafting MOD! 】

[Congratulations on unlocking the Sword MOD! ]

"Lu Yu, how did you do it?"

"Aba Aba Aba."

Lu Yu doesn’t know, and it’s none of Lu Yu’s business.