Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

…

[As the last surviving member of the Senju clan, your goal is to revive the Senju clan.] [Mission 1: Expand clan membership, ultimate goal: 1 million members.] [Mission 2: Enhance clan status, ultimate goal: Emperor of the Ninja World.] [Mission 3: Expand clan territory, ultimate goal: Conquer the world.] Looking at the silly system interface, Uchiha Yanglin couldn't help but grumble, "Fucking revive the Senju clan! I'm an Uchiha. Those stupid Senju clan idiots are the most annoying." [Stage Mission Rewards: Super Strength, Flying Thunder God Jutsu, Hashirama-level Wood Release, Mangekyō Sharingan.] Uchiha Yanglin: "But then again, the Senju clan isn't without its merits... But the Uchiha clan are my beloved relatives. If I want to revive the Senju clan, I'll have to pay more." [High-level Mission Rewards: Chakra Fruit, Ōtsutsuki Bloodline, Samsara Eye, Yin-Yang Release.] Uchiha...

"Look, look what I found! It's a starving Megumin. We can hire her for a small amount of food and use her as a disposable nuclear warhead." "Oh my goodness, there's a Naruto up there. He can use the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, and his killing efficiency is a thousand times better than a Tumugou." "Oh my god, there's even a Mobius! Why don't we invest a little in exchange for her future patents?" "Great Lord! There's also a Tarua of the Reunion Movement here. This is Victoria's Crown Prince. It's time to emulate Lü Buwei." Russell, who joined the chat group, received a reminder—a cheat code that indicates where opportunities lie. However, is the opportunity indicated by his reminder wrong? After a moment's thought, Russell donned his monocle. Now, let's look at the residual value.

"I traveled to Type-Moon and gained the recognition of the Root. As long as I can die an abnormal death, I can ascend to the Throne of Heroes and become the Lord of the Throne of Heroes, an existence that is stronger and freer than the Seven Crowns." "For this reason, I started to act like a fool in Type-Moon." "I scolded Gilgamesh to his face, challenged the almighty Zeus in Greece, openly kidnapped Skadi in Northern Europe, declared that Solomon was a demon god instead of the Son of God in Israel, and stood on Morgan's side in Britain..." "But why am I still alive now?" 1994, Fuyuki. A famous figure in history, the third friend of the Most Ancient King, the first prime minister of Mesopotamia, the man favored by the Greek gods, the king of giants in Northern Europe, the incarnation of God who awakened Solomon's humanity in Israel, assisted by Prince Camelot... The young but weathered-looking Lovi sat on the top of the Fuyuki Bridge, sighed, and looked at the scene in front of him: "Tell me, what went wrong here?" "Or, you kill me and let me ascend to the Throne of Heroes? Please!" Kiritsugu Emiya lit a cigarette, glanced at Artoria who was holding the Holy Spear next to him, the King's Treasure unfolded by Gilgamesh, the red spear tip extended from the Kingdom of Shadows... The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.

Thousands of years have passed, and the Invisible Empire has returned. But before them stand three insurmountable mountains. ——The invincible numerical monster, the super hybrid, the "All-Killing" Captain of the Thirteenth Division, Ichigo Kurosaki. ——The Touching and Inspirational Emperor, the Lord of the Soul King Palace, the "Dream Collapse" God King Aizen Sosuke. ——The veteran time traveler, the System's favorite son, the "Fighting God" Second Generation Captain Shinomiya Takashi. ... "...I see, a nightmare? What a good omen." "Your Majesty, what are you talking about?"

Su Xuan arrived in the continent of Teyvat and activated the diary system.

By participating in a lottery using the emotion points generated by the diary content, you can gain power from all realms.

Let’s start with Lei Movie.

"Baalzebul, let me try the sword!"

Yaejinko: "Kage is completely powerless against telekinesis."

Hu Tao: "Turning the world upside down, reversing life and death, Su Xuan wants to open a shop in front of the Rebirth Hall. Could it be that he wants the head of this hall to run after him the next day?"

Silkcock: "Let this moon shine...it's so inspiring..."

Mavica: "Welling Qitian... can he smash the continent of Teyvat to pieces with just one stick?"

Lei Movie: "Su Xuan, let me try a stick!"...

[You are the Master of Chaldea, the savior of humanity. ]

[Your evil deeds are known to everyone from Orleans to Camelot. ]

[Every singularity has left traces of being ravaged by you. ] [Your fierce reputation can make servants tremble in fear, and can also stop the little demon pillars from crying at night. ]

[And you like to use this sentence to encourage your comrades the most——] In a certain singularity, Xia You's voice is serious:

"The singularity determines the survival of humanity. The only question is how determined we are to defeat it——My dear servants, have you decided who will self-destruct next?"

Kamishiro Shiro: "Let's Kampai to the sea and youth with some Oolong tea!"

Police: "Yeah yeah, we get that part. The real question is - why aren't you wearing any clothes?"

Kamishiro Shiro: "? ? Who needs clothes for youthfulness!"

Police: "Alright then. In that case, experiencing our station's pork cutlet rice can be part of your youthful adventures too."

My name is Yamabuki Huajin.

I’m done pretending—time to come clean. I’m a transmigrator, and yes, I have a system.

My ability? Every day I wake up randomly in someone else’s bed and transform into a different anime character.

Today, I opened my eyes to find myself in Academy City, with Misaka Mikoto pointing her Railgun straight at me.

Bros, what do I do? Waiting online, kinda urgent.

PS: Friendly reminder—please throw your brain away before reading this.

PPS: The lack of logic is the logic of this story.

PPPS: ...Brains all gone? Then come on in.