"I think humans are actually quite complicated. When I first drove those evil gods back to the warp, many people supported me. Later, they said that I was looking too high and too far, and that I could stop and rest for a while. Many of my defeated opponents said that even if I defeated all opponents and enemies, whether tangible or intangible, I would eventually be defeated by time.
But it doesn't matter, time will prove me right."
Humans have been dragged down by monsters and demons since the First Crusade, and history, this fully-insured semi-trailer, has been running rampant ever since
." You mean, everything in heaven and hell is evil gods of the warp, so why not go on the field yourself? "
What should Neos do in the face of this group of diehard psychic lunatics on the stake? Only:
"Okay, listen up heretics,
wait until I become emperor, I will formulate a new burning method!
Those who believe in evil gods will be burned
, those who use faith to cheat people of their wealth will be burned , and
those who do not believe in humanity will be burned."
"Are you human?"
"I'm not a god! You will go to the stake too!"
"Damn it, you tyrant, what's the difference between you and our church!"
"Oh my God, gentlemen! This diehard actually realized his sins, he can't be burned, he must be pulled out as an example - hang him up and whip him with a copper-headed leather belt!"
Good news: Gu Yuan traveled through time, bad news: it was the Warhammer universe. Facing the overwhelming Tyranid swarms, Gu Yuan couldn't help but complain: "Others traveled through time to a novice village like Resident Evil, but why is it that I start with a hell difficulty!" Holding a chainsaw sword, punching the Tyranid swarms, kicking the Chaos Wizard, and beating the Lord of Change, and all this is just the beginning. Next, facing the terrifying corpses on the Ishimura, Gu Yuan chose to release the biological weapons from the Great Devourer to see who is more terrifying. Facing the blue-skinned aliens in the Avatar world, Gu Yuan chose to throw them into the Warhammer universe to see if the other party has psychic potential. ...
Kaska traveled to a wasteland world. The sky was covered with yellow sand and radioactive clouds, and the only human settlements were fortress factories behind desolate iron walls. He was determined to save it all. Before that, as the unpopular youngest son of a powerful family on the planet, he was about to have a political marriage with a female workshop worker. The other party was a beautiful girl with white hair and purple eyes. Except that she was a little bigger than others, everything else was perfect. He was very satisfied. Until he heard that the other party was called Fulgrim. What! ? Fulgrim? ! He was puzzled by this. He realized that something was wrong. He cried like a fart spirit whose toes were stepped on. ...Damn it, this is a Warhammer world! Or a Warhammer world where Slaanesh is as rampant as a flood! But I still have my head around...
Good news, it's Terra.
Bad news, it's Holy Terra.
After crossing over to Warhammer 40K, Alvin was desperate and cried like a fart spirit whose toes were stepped on.
Wait... Alvin looked at the strange world with a blank face: "Hey, where the hell did I come from? Is this still the 40K universe?"
Alvin was surprised to find that he could travel back and forth between Warhammer and the universe!
So, he planned to give the universe a little "Warhammer" shock!
Trisolaran: I don't know, we just arrived on Earth, and hundreds of two-meter-tall men jumped in, shouting for the Emperor, and then cut down everyone they saw with their swords!
Alien: I was wrong, I shouldn't have provoked those monsters shouting "Waaaag" from the beginning!
Umbrella: What tyrant? I want Thunder Warriors!
Alvin: I trade with you to give you face. Since you don't give me face, don't blame me for turning hostile.
Come on, load the macro cannon, there are heretics here, extermination order!
After traveling to 30K, Wop thought he would just eat and wait for death, but he never thought that the Emperor would ask him to raise children. "Neos, they are your sons! You, as a father, give up and leave all the children to me? How can you be a father like this?" "Horus, you are the son of the First Return, the Emperor's favorite son, why are you looking for me? Don't come over!" "Perturabo, what are you doing? Put me down, I want to stay with Sanguinius!" "Shell, stop Angron quickly, he wants to read my mind! What? You said you also want to know who my favorite child is?" "I told you I'm not your father!"
This is an extremely dark world.
The Emperor walked the earth, trying to restore the glory of the Empire.
But the fate of mankind has long been toyed with by evil gods.
In the precarious future, there is only endless darkness and war.
until--
The Death Guard named Hades appears.
The threads of fate are intertwined. Can the existence from the outside world reverse the tragedy destined for thousands of sentient beings?
The gods placed their bets.
But Hades doesn't know this at the moment. He is crying like a fart whose toes have been stepped on.
"Help!!! Why is this the world of Warhammer?!"
"Also, why am I a Death Guard?!!"
"Is it too late to kill yourself and start again?!"
It's a funny novel. The nerdy and unscrupulous male protagonist travels to the world of grimdark, where he wanders around with his legs broken and crying like a bastard.