"Have you heard? The renowned Tian Guang of the martial arts world gave birth to a baby girl yesterday!"
"Huh? How could Tian Guang have given birth to a baby girl?"
"According to her own words, the reason she became like this is entirely thanks to Zhang Laomo's 'Heavenly Man Transformation Technique'!"
"Old Demon Zhang? Is that the Old Demon Zhang Yu who claims he wants everyone to have access to martial arts training?"
"Yes, that's the devil who likes to spread evil techniques!"
"Young Master Murong of Shuiyue Manor cultivated the 'Nuclear Light Illumination' technique passed down by Old Demon Zhang, which caused his whole body to emit green light and his wife to run away with someone else!"
"And the fairies of the Dharma Image Sect, because of Old Demon Zhang, their Dharma Images have malfunctioned. Not only can they not retract them, but their thoughts and ideas also manifest in their Dharma Images. Now they can't even survive in the martial world!"
"The Goddess Detective of the Six Doors..."
...
Traveling through many years.
When Zhang Yu saw his former disciple now shouting threats and even accusing him of being a demon, he was filled with rage:
"Is the martial art I've passed down an evil art?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"I possess extraordinary wisdom, and no one knows martial arts better than me!"
"You're slandering me! Behold my nuclear radiance!"
As he finished speaking, a sun rose from his palm.
Uzumaki Naruto, are you willing to be a bootlicker, the last one in the pack, and suffer everyone's cold stare? Do you want to know the true meaning of hard work? Do you want to realize your dream of becoming a Hokage and being recognized by everyone as soon as possible? [The system to become a Hokage is officially loaded, and the training schedule is as follows...] [Physical training: Just a little bit more effort than Rock Lee.] [Ninjutsu training: 1000 clone techniques, 1000 transformation techniques, 1000 substitute techniques.] [Chakra training: Chakra refining techniques must not be less than twelve hours a day.] [Theoretical knowledge training: Immersive learning of mathematics, physics, chemistry, history and other courses for two hours each.] [If you fail to complete it, you will receive the baptism of lightning escape from the system...] Uzumaki Naruto: "...Do you want this baptism?!" System: "Uzumaki Naruto, if you don't roll, what kind of Hokage are you?!"
Having transmigrated into various anime worlds, Yu Sheng Qiuzhe obtains a god-level choice system. While walking the streets at night, he encounters a unconscious Rem, who is leaning against a corner. Out of a helpful spirit, he picks her up. Just then, a fierce shout comes from behind: "Let go of that girl!" "Ding! Master is about to face Tatsumaki's pursuit. Please choose!" "Option 1: Throw Rem at me! Decisively throw Rem at Tatsumaki while shouting 'Throw Rem at me!' Reward: 'Mystic Eyes of Death Perception!'" "Option 2: Kneel and beg for mercy! A true man can bend and stretch, knows when to advance and retreat! Reward: One bottle of Body Extension Potion (one-hour effect)!" "Option 3: Fight to the death! Never compromise or admit defeat until the very last moment! Reward: ..."
In an unknown area of the Devouring Star World, on the day of Long Ming’s ten millionth birthday, the belated Golden Finger chat group came online.
[Ding! Welcome to join the Eternal Heavens chat group! ]
[Ding! You have automatically become the group owner of 777444! ]
Entering a group chat automatically makes you the group owner. Long Ming is happy. Is this the eternal chat group of the universe?
Late little bitch.
Ding! You have the Way of Death, the Superb Mechanic, the Most Outstanding Loser in the Known Universe, and the Five Strongest Girls in the Universe joining your chat group.
"Ding! AFK cultivation in progress... Battle Qi +1!" "Ding! Breakthrough to Battle Master, unlocked second clone!" Jiang Donghua transmigrated to the Battle Qi Continent and awakened the [Infinite AFK System]. While others toil for ten years, he leveled up effortlessly! Each time he broke through a major realm, the system automatically generated a clone, which cultivated automatically 24 hours a day! Cultivation? Not needed! Combat? Too lazy to move! As long as he lay down, the system automatically cultivated, and his experience points skyrocketed. (Stable build + easy win + clone AFK + survivalist)
What are Joan of Arc's three good points? Kindness, ignorance, and easy to seduce. Whether it's Black Joan, White Joan, Young Joan, Blue Joan, Red Joan, or whatever Joan of Arc is, they're all mine! What? You say there's no Red Joan or Blue Joan? They just look the same, so it's fine.
Quit the band and become a star god?!
Baili, who had traveled to the world of Zongman, decided to create a few Destiny Envoys with the help of the system.
However, the 'Starry Sky Train' that the system had snatched away kept receiving 'signals' from another world.
then--
Chaos Expansion: Clear the maze in the world of "Di Mistake"!
Chaos Destruction: Rias from "High School" becomes a Commander!
Chaos Harmony: Form a band for life, and then crush and destroy creation!
When the fate of chaos flows through planes such as "Hokei", "God Slayer", "Black Bullet", and "Azur Lane", everyone feels the glance of God!
Baili has only one explanation for his fate: what's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine!
【Prototype Fanfiction】
After Xia Tianming merged with the Blacklight Virus, he began his journey through the multiverse.
The mission is not to uphold justice or punish evil.
Instead, it uses the blacklight virus to "purify" every world it reaches!
Perhaps I can no longer be called a "human being".
But at the same time, I have also transcended “humanity”…
Welcome to the top of the food chain.
——Alex Mercer
"It's mainly foreign films and TV series; I can write about those more freely."
Constantine: Don't move, that's my demon!
Tony Stark: What do you mean my Warframe is worth 100 Survival Points?
Brother A: You can't search for my sister!
Blade: Can you tell me how you found the money in the ashes left by the vampires?
Punisher Frank: Bro, I think you're going a bit too far.
Lynn, who transmigrated from another world, discovered that every action, repeated a thousand times, could become an instinctive imprint, and these imprints could even forge rules! From a frontier apprentice to an astral traveler, he traversed ruins, analyzed laws, and created a world of rules within his body. When the "Tide of Nothingness," which annihilates all things, surges once more, can he wield the Primordial Seal and become the last guardian of all realms? This is a wizarding legend of achieving the highest divine throne through countless practices and wielding the power of all laws!