[Transformers][Western Fantasy][Stick-and-Sticker][Witch][No System] In her previous life, Su Fei was inexplicably hit by a car while walking on the road. After waking up, she found herself traveling to another world and reincarnated into a witch lady, Sophie Lin, who had recently died due to a fall. She thought that her future life would be simply picking herbs and refining potions, until one day, a girl covered in blood came to her home. From then on, she began the daily stick-and-stick life of a witch lady and embarked on the road to becoming the queen of all females.
Being an Astartes isn't all about fighting and killing. To run a successful Chapter, one must also be worldly-wise and empathetic. Prejudices are as heavy as a mountain. Yet, the outside world's stereotypes about the Warhammer universe are always right. How can we build the Imperium of Mankind with these insects? We must build the Imperium of Mankind with these insects! From recruit to Chapter Master, a Space Marine will never admit to partial brain necrosis. Yet, from the Emperor to the Four Gods, the mighty powers of the Warp always want to make life easy for everyone. The holy God-Emperor once declared that he was not a god. Kaz Samar expressed complete indifference to the human gods' insistence on saying he wasn't a god. He kept saying, "Yes, yes, yes, I bow when I'm due, I kneel when I'm due." After centuries of hard work, Kaz finally became Chapter Master and was at his desk, writing his memoirs, attempting to record his eventful life for the Imperium. Then, a brash recruit barged into his room. "Chapter Master, promethium is half price in the next sector!" Alas, even the Imperium's demigods can't escape the chores of food, clothing, and daily necessities. He put down his personal memoirs and pulled out his chapter account book. Is there much in the bank? Not much.
Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.
But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!
[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]
From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!
Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."
The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.
Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.
The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!
When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.
Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:
"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."
"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."
"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"
He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!
When I woke up, I found myself in a wonderful anime world.
Here you can find both peaceful countryside and modern cities where monsters hide, and you can even hear rumors about supernatural powers and witches.
Lin Xi's only goal is to use his past life memories and a little bit of "plug-in" to open a small shop in this familiar yet strange world, drink tea, make friends, and live the leisurely and slow life he has always dreamed of.
Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.
This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!
From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:
"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"
"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"
"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."
"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."
"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"
"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"
"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."
The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:
"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"
"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"
"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"
In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"
Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——
A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.
Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...
He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.
I am Ignatius, an honorable Paladin.
The worst decision I made in my life was to ambush that crazy vampire princess five years ago.
Now, I'm caught.
What's even more terrifying is that I...became her sister, Sylvia.
【Transformation, partial hundred, daily life, live broadcast, contrast】
Good news, he who was accidentally hit by a car in his previous life is alive again.
Bad news, after recovering his memories of his past life, he discovered that he was actually a beautiful girl with fair skin, beautiful face and long legs in this life!
Looking at the nine-digit wallet balance and the luxury villa worth tens of millions, Liucheng looked down at the little dress he was wearing and fell into deep thought. He suddenly felt that being a financially independent beautiful girl seemed... not bad?
Liu Cheng decided to pick up the hobbies from her two lives again. She would lie down and play games, sing, draw pictures of beautiful women, write online novels that border on harem, and when she was unhappy, she would go on live broadcast to scold her fans to satisfy their hentai needs. As for why she became more popular the more she scolded, Liu Cheng was also confused. She didn't know either!
After failing the college entrance exam, Tang Rui crafted an admission letter from the Arcanist Academy and sent it to the group chat to ease the awkwardness. As it turned out, he was actually accepted. PS: This book is also known as "This Isn't Science, This Is Magic," "Believe Me, I'm a True Arcanist," and "This Is a Floating City, Not a Space Station." PS: This is a daily, farming-themed novel, not a combat-themed one. Don't stumble into it.
After obtaining the recording system, all you need to do is take photos of interesting moments to get various rewards. So Lu Yao began his journey of recording in the world of cultivation.
"The number one on this year's Tianjiao list must be Saint Lingyun."
"Beiyuan Sword Leader is reasonable."
"The Nine-Tailed Demon? It's a little far-fetched, but it seems plausible."
“………”
"What do you mean a nameless passerby defeated all the geniuses with one hand, and there is no one in the vast Tianyuan who can match him?"
"…Who is Lu Yao?"
————
Faced with countless geniuses falling at his feet, Lu Yao adjusted the camera to ensure that everyone could be captured in the picture, and then recorded this historic moment.
"Come on, 3.2.1, smile"
(It’s more of an everyday style. Life isn’t that good anymore, so I don’t want to write anything too heavy.)
Traveling through a parallel world, they transformed into a pair of twin girls.
She has one soul and two bodies, she is both the elder sister Xu Youyue and the younger sister Xu Mingyue.
Xu Mingyou felt very angry.
This is so insecure! If you're not careful, you might get caught and forced to live in a place not suitable for children.
Fortunately, the "Entertainment Krypton Gold System" has awakened.
As long as you spend money in the system, you can improve various abilities, such as singing, screenwriting, directing, acting, etc., and you can even obtain various self-defense skills and props.
In order to live a better life, I must never die in anime.
The girl started out as a streamer and dedicated herself to entertainment:
When she first became a host, her song "Bubble" shook the music world.
When he entered the music scene, his song "Under the Sea" moved the entire internet to tears.
Filming a martial arts drama, the script was modified to become "The Legend of Jiang Yuyan".
…
Afterwards, they appeared in film and television, literature, and games, sweeping across all industries.