Chen Chen, who was carried away by the Universiade while saving a little girl, unexpectedly ended up in heaven! But something's not right about this heaven! A forbidden comic heaven? Isn't that heaven too? (laughs)
"You mean... you saw four Hilichurls take a hit from a Stormterror's claw, but they were completely unharmed?"
Qin stared in disbelief and asked Ying...
Ying glanced awkwardly into the distance and said, "They weren't exactly unscathed, they were turned into Hilichurl pancakes..."
A Windranger Hilichurl took out an air pump from off-camera, inflated himself, and then tried to help the Hilichurl Rathalos next to him. However, he pumped in too much air, and watched helplessly as Rathalos, exhaling gas, flew into the air, accidentally knocking over a passing Dvalin.
Finally, he landed on his butt, flattening the restored Water Hilichurl Ranger and Hilichurl Thug.
Everyone fell silent at this shocking scene.
[Movies, Anime, Novels] [Hell Inn, The Worst Boss, Marvel, DC, Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, My Little Pony, How to Train Your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, The Matrix, Jackie Chan Adventures...] That's all for now, more will be added later. Feel free to suggest anything you'd like to add. The main character is purely a plot device; don't worry about them. List 1: Chengdu Superman – "What does it mean to have a pink mood fall?" "Is this true? Is this reasonable?" "Rumor! I'm not that kind of person!" List 2: Marvel's Hilarious Moments! Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Captain America – Rumor x4! List 3: What would you like to add? This story focuses on lighthearted humor and will try to avoid being out of character (OOC), as it's difficult to find the right personality for some lesser-known characters. The author maintains an objective attitude towards certain things; subjective opinions will only appear during comedic moments!
[Dragon + Princess + Fox Tail + Sweet Romance + Dual Development System + Sword and Magic World + Lord Player]
What does it feel like to become a giant dragon?
After Su Yi woke up, he found himself transformed into a black demon dragon.
Lying before me is the coma of the stunningly beautiful fox-tailed princess...
The princess stroked the dragon's back and smiled, "My dear dragon, what should I do? I love you so much."
"Longbao, tell me, what's it like to be raised by the Fox-Tailed Princess Goddess?"
"My sweet little dragon, can you help me with my homework? I'm so lazy, I just want to lie on your back and not move."
The black dragon was holding a pen, copying homework, and looking miserable.
"White stockings are allowed."
Su Yi immediately became highly motivated!
Unexpectedly, after being reborn as a dragon, I became a working dragon.
"My dear dragon, what should I do if I don't want to practice magic today! Waaah~"
Looking at the girl throwing a tantrum in front of him, Su Yilong slapped his head, his face full of helplessness.
I've brought back a tyrant.
"My dear dragon, I miss you so much, can I kiss you a few times?"
Su Yi's dragon head sighed and lay down, "I still have to sacrifice my own beauty."
This princess is not easy to manage!
Being an Astartes isn't all about fighting and killing. To run a successful Chapter, one must also be worldly-wise and empathetic. Prejudices are as heavy as a mountain. Yet, the outside world's stereotypes about the Warhammer universe are always right. How can we build the Imperium of Mankind with these insects? We must build the Imperium of Mankind with these insects! From recruit to Chapter Master, a Space Marine will never admit to partial brain necrosis. Yet, from the Emperor to the Four Gods, the mighty powers of the Warp always want to make life easy for everyone. The holy God-Emperor once declared that he was not a god. Kaz Samar expressed complete indifference to the human gods' insistence on saying he wasn't a god. He kept saying, "Yes, yes, yes, I bow when I'm due, I kneel when I'm due." After centuries of hard work, Kaz finally became Chapter Master and was at his desk, writing his memoirs, attempting to record his eventful life for the Imperium. Then, a brash recruit barged into his room. "Chapter Master, promethium is half price in the next sector!" Alas, even the Imperium's demigods can't escape the chores of food, clothing, and daily necessities. He put down his personal memoirs and pulled out his chapter account book. Is there much in the bank? Not much.
[Filial Piety Transformed] [Transformation] [Empress] [Soul Beast] [Tie Tie] [World-Destroying Dragon]
Have humans, foolishly, sacrificed a virgin to me again? — I may be a dragon, but how could human flesh be enough for her?
Ling Xue gazed at the human girl in the snow and formed a plan: "Never mind, now that I've seen her, I'll scare this little girl away."
So, she opened her bloody mouth and unleashed a terrifying dragon roar: Awooo... Hmm, will she be scared away?
With that thought, she turned and went back to sleep.
However, the next morning, looking at the girl sleeping peacefully beneath her, Ling Xue was stunned.
"Huh? Why isn't she leaving?
Ah, ah, ah, no, why did she call for her mother?" I am a giant dragon.
I am Xue Xinyao, the reincarnation of the empress. Just when she was ready to show her strength and take revenge on her enemies, she tragically found herself being tied up and sacrificed to an evil dragon. Looking at the giant dragon in front of her whose eyeballs were bigger than her, Xue Xinyao's frail body trembled unconsciously.
However, this very scary dragon did not hurt her at all. Instead, it was those hypocritical humans who kept stabbing her in the back.
In order to survive in this icy and snowy world, as an empress, she chose to abandon her dignity - "Mom, Mom!" and recognized the dragon as her mother.
In the future, oh my god, can my mother turn into a human being? And a beautiful queen with black hair and golden eyes?
Oh no, she smells so good! I want to hug her and cuddle with her - I am her daughter and I hug her to sleep.
PS: (Parallel Earth, fictional world for survival!)
Qin Ming travels to a parallel world and is selected to participate in CCTV's "Ordinary Professionals," where the contestant with the highest popularity will receive a prize of 100 million yuan.
However, Qin Ming's profession is a hardware store owner, and he has unlocked the all-powerful hardware store system. As long as he sells hardware, he can earn points. As long as he has enough points, the system can provide anything.
However, the tone of the live stream quickly went astray.
Does the boss have any super high strength rope?
Qin Ming: "Yes!"
Great Xia Military Industry Department: "Isn't this an aircraft carrier arresting cable?"
Does the boss have any car paint?
Qin Ming: "Yes!"
Daxia Military Industry Department: You've figured out the stealth fighter coating?
Does the boss have any high-precision bearings?
Qin Ming: "Yes!"
Daxia Military Industry Department: A bearing with nanometer-level precision and a rotation speed of tens of millions of revolutions—isn't that the precision of a rocket bearing?
...
The Chinese military industry department asked timidly: "Brother, do you have any fighter jet engines here?"
Qin Ming: "Is he in the hardware business?"
"yes"
"Then I have it!"
The Ministry of Defense is dumbfounded. Don't you sell hardware? How did you become an arms dealer?
[Time travel + multiple male leads + system + beloved concubines]
The protagonist, Lu Bai, was playing Minecraft when he drank some water and choked to death. After waking up, he found himself in Minecraft and joined the Undead Legion.
him: Practical skills, mild temperament, a good member.
null: ...His plants are very quiet. (In contrast to a noisy teammate)
Entity 303: Little White is super funny! He's my best prank partner! ...Although he always gets caught by Boss Him. (︶︿︶)
Dreadlord: His calming herbs worked very well and helped stabilize many of my potions.
Death Knight: His bone broth... is incredibly delicious!
The main character will change later...
Gu Ling returned to the final exam room of her freshman year. When she saw the contents of the test paper, she was stunned.
What are the conditions for Minesa to evolve into Minesal?
What are the restraining attributes of the flying system?
What is the correct approach when encountering pet poachers in the wild?
What are the current guardian-level pets in Longxuan Nation?
Thousands of words are condensed into one word - damn!
When I woke up, the world had changed.
Why do camels breathe fire? Why do cats emit electric currents? Why do fish spit out ice cubes? Whose praying mantis is a meter tall?!
Outrageous!
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The lightning elves chasing the freedom of the prairie, the ascetic monk who upholds the spirit of martial arts, the lonely and proud knight walking alone on the top of the snow-capped mountains, the soul fire jumping in the hidden shadows... The power of bonds condensed by friendship and trust, the whispered oath contract, die together in the dark night, and walk together at dawn.
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PS: Beast Taming, no CP, easy style
While Zhang Yuan was living in poverty, he suddenly acquired the ability to identify pets. He had planned to pursue a career in the pet industry, but was rejected due to lack of qualifications. Finding a new path, he entered the livestream pet identification industry. "Miss, you should carry your parrot for some work." "Is your Wangcai suddenly aggressive towards you? It's because someone else has come into your house and they forgot you're the owner." "Fish do have a 7-second memory, but yours is a fake." Something was amiss in the livestream. Treating pets with complex ailments turned into social demise for their owners. As Zhang Yuan's identification skills improved, he noticed more and more discrepancies in his findings. "A goldfish that produces gold coins when mature?" "A grass turtle that provides a daily divination?" "Is this really just an ordinary pet, not a spirit pet? Is it about to be revived?" [Pure Business] [Inquiring About Social Destruction] [Spirit Pets...]