Lolis are common, but lolis whose families are involved in extreme religious and military organizations are rare. Animal companions are common, but animal companions who speak fluent cat language, have detachable ears, and can transform are rare. Female friends are common, but former queen female friends with extensive experience of being overthrown, beastman-like talents, yet never able to keep their pets are rare; female friends with fetishes who are actually tentacle monsters but surprisingly have no interest in magical girls are rare. Vampires kept as pets are common, but vampire girl pets who dream of owning a cactus kingdom, blush and smile when patted, and love to court death are rare. ... In Azeroth, a land of heroes and legends, where will Loria H. Mograine lead the Scarlet Crusade?

This is a light novel about a middle-aged man who gets hit by a car and turns into a twelve-year-old girl. Then, he travels to another world, conquers the world, and makes the whole world bow down to his gothic skirt. His epic and passionate conquest—

I don't even believe this ridiculous synopsis.

Okay, it's actually a hilarious story about a pseudo-lolita with a middle-aged man's inner self, roaming around in another world, acting maliciously and cute, and saving the world in her shameless daily routine.

Finally, this book has nothing to do with traditional transformation novels. I'm just being cute under the guise of transformation...

Where does my soul reside? A sorrow from a thousand years ago, destiny calls for the glory of the sword. The Western gods destroyed everything, leaving only their own self-proclaimed tragic beauty. But some still remember that man and his sword; who can withstand the sword's edge that slays the world? "Master, I'm sorry. I'm willing to redeem my original sin with my entire life. Please let me stay," the angel murmured, yet dared not look him in the eye. "Master, you've come to take me away, haven't you?" The little devil, a smile still lingering on his lips, looked at him. "Brother? What's that? Tears? And what is this?" The sister, who had stopped and forgotten everything, stared at him blankly. "Uncle, are you really willing to stand before me, forever and ever?" The fallen princess of the cat clan gazed at him sorrowfully. In the name of the sword, little girl, come to my bowl!

Others took off after they had the system, but after Su Bai found out that she had the system, the system actually wanted to bully her!

Su Bai, who didn't want to be bullied by the system, could only choose to bully others. Use pure milk to dominate the childhood of orphans. Cure those who have no money for treatment in advance, so that the love of those kind-hearted people will be wasted. Solve the Riemann hypothesis in front of mathematicians to make them feel their ignorance. Dig out the spacecraft from the ground in front of military personnel, so that they can only concentrate on research for the rest of their lives and cannot understand the mystery.

Su Bai: I am so evil, aren't you right, system!

System:???

[Lighthearted and humorous][System protagonist plus reborn protagonist][Female-centric][High-level martial arts][Universal starry sea world view][Meme-filled][Fast-paced]

My name is Zhang Youyou. In my past life, I was a cool, handsome, and aloof male otaku with a withdrawn personality, severe social anxiety, and a dislike for conversation. I never imagined that I would be given a time-travel permit and become a girl!

Holy crap! What kind of start is this? The second brother gets the system?!

Reborn Empress Luo Yuxuan: No, this little fool who spent twelve years with me in the orphanage, how come he's so... cruel when he makes a move.

Zhang Youyou: Immortal Technique. Heavenly Flame Funeral. Starfall. Kun Multiplier!

Looking at the strange beast whose sky suddenly darkened: Huh? Ah? I'll hit her, really? ???

Beast 1: Answer me, why? Why? Although she didn't start by going head-to-head with us in terms of stamina, and was a weak newbie, you didn't say that this crazy woman's mana bar was bottomless!

Beast 2: Look my eyes, answer me! Can you beat them? Ah, yes, yes, yes!

Beast: Huh? Why are you so concerned about cultivation level? It'll corrupt this little ancestor's strength!

……………

Heaven and man are at war, the universe is at war.

Above the vast universe, divine thoughts illuminate all realms; I am the being of concepts.

After finishing her daily tasks, Zhang Youyou was pulled into the women's bathhouse by Luo Yuxuan during her free time: ? !! It seems I've turned into a woman... Not bad?

He closed his mind, forgot his name, stayed in a simple rented house, immersed in a virtual game, and finally died suddenly. Opening his eyes, he found himself traveling to the familiar Runeland and encountered a Darkin magic sword, so he was called Atuo. "You give me strength, I let you die." From then on, there was a figure carrying a magic sword on his back in Runeland. [Connecting fragmented Alliance stories] [Integrating forces to fight the void] [Alliance group portraits] [Rewriting controversial major events] [Expanding major events that have not yet happened [Not brainless] [No harem] [Not OOC] (Respect the official setting, mind straying in)

[Transformation + Big Orange is confirmed + 1v1 + Candy and Knife + Growth Upgrade + Japanese Fantasy (Mixed Version)]

Su Mo committed suicide.

The reason is: as a nine-foot-tall and heroic man, he actually traveled through time and space to become a frail and sickly "daughter of disaster" who was despised by the villagers.

But when her consciousness returned to chaos, she was told.

He had actually entered the brain-computer game called "Curse Dimension" a thousand years in advance!

Wearing the crown of the fittest, Su Mo was resurrected again from the beginning by absorbing the [Soul Fire] characteristics of the skeleton soldiers!

Until she was abducted by the giant dragon "Venya" and became a bird in a cage and a butterfly in the palm of her hand.

During this period, Su Mo pretended to be submissive and became the "domesticated little beast" in the other party's mouth, while using his talent to absorb the other party's characteristics!

[Ding! You have obtained the trait - Magic Affinity! You can obtain a constant supply of magic power without actively meditating!]

[Ding! You have acquired the trait—Tyrant's Majesty! You have begun to possess the might of a dragon. Nothing can stand before your majestic eyes!]

[Ding! You have obtained the fusion feature - Soul Furnace! The dragon heart and soul fire have merged, and it will live forever and ever!]

...

Players who entered the game a thousand years later discovered that there was a really crazy BOSS who not only always deceived them and gave them infuriating tasks, but also gave them only garbage as rewards!

She even promoted the idea of ​​yuri with them and turned a lot of female fans into lesbians.

But the thing is, once you have completed her mission, you can really get shelter by shouting her name when you are in danger.

She became the only surviving god in Ragnarok!

[Creation Origin + Epochal Changes + Gods and Races + Epic + Struggle for Faith + Multifaceted Characters]

Ling Hao is reborn and intends to use his knowledge of the game to gain an advantage, but his helmet explodes, causing him to travel through time.

Trapped at the starting point of creation due to a time-related issue, the system tells him that he must wait until the Dawn War when the Nine-Faced Dragon God is split apart before he can officially register his Platinum Dragon God identity...

Transmigrated to Tokyo, Japan, Kamishiro Hakufeng starts with a life skills game. When he gets the student job, he says, "I have no woman in my heart, studying is the god of nature!" When he gets the chef job, he says, "I don't cook to pick up girls!" When he gets the writer job, he says, "Novels are novels, reality is reality, and I'm really not a scumbag!" But as he acquires more jobs, Kamishiro Hakufeng starts to feel that something is off about this life skills game. ...The aloof school beauty: You better really aren't! Muggle stepsister: I don't eat beef! (So delicious!) The genius, sickly literary girl: "Love Letters," "Eat Your Pancreas"...So these are all confession novels he wrote for me?