Good news! I woke up to find myself transmigrated into a god. Bad news! Even as a god, there are divine examinations. Faced with a workplace environment so harsh that one could perish at any moment, as the God of Games, Yi Meng decides to engage in self-rescue through intense competition, bringing a small "ninth art" shock to the natives of this other world. Thus—Plants vs. Zombies opened a new chapter in gaming history, redefining games and gradually bringing entertainment to the masses. Poker swept through taverns, becoming the most fervent pastime for adventurers and gamblers, with countless people losing everything or becoming rich overnight. Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice allowed mortals to witness the end of a legendary swordsman and bestowed extraordinary opportunities upon every player who dared to challenge fate. Pokémon completely transformed professions like Summoner and Tamer, with a powerful resonance between Trainer and their pets...
(Unique magic + I cultivate immortality on Douyin + showing off in front of others + martial arts? This humble Taoist only knows thunder magic!)
[The sect leader displayed his divine power, intimidating the ferocious, heterochromatic-eyed cat demon, and received the reward: a Nine-Turn Golden Pill!]
Lu Jing, who had just transmigrated into the body of a Celestial Master of Qingyun Mountain, looked at the orange cat kneading its puppies beside him and fell into deep thought.
[The sect leader, displaying unparalleled bravery, repelled the horde of demonic beasts and protected the sect, earning the reward: the Qi-Controlling and Wind-Riding Technique!]
Lu Jing glanced at the pack of stray dogs not far away, "A pack of demonic beasts??"
[The sect leader, possessing extraordinary wisdom, comprehended a magical technique while perusing scriptures, and received the reward: Purple Heaven Divine Thunder!]
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The game starts by inheriting a Taoist temple, which the system insists is the Qingyun Sect.
The Supreme Golden Light Mantra, the Primordial Pure Yang Technique.
His thunderous magic astounded the world; he wielded his sword to vanquish hordes of demons.
In Lu Jing's live stream:
"What just flew by in a flash?"
"That's Master Lu flying on his sword!"
"The anti-fraud fanatic boasts that he will challenge Master Lu, the national Sanda champion and a world-class athlete!!!"
"A Sanda champion? Let's see if he can withstand Master Lu's Five Thunder Orthodox Technique first."
Tomb raiding + no female lead + system, no fixed couple, ship however you like.
As a super-rich second-generation heir, Qi Su said his life had been smooth sailing, but the system didn't think so and directly airdropped him into the world of tomb raiding.
Qi Su cried himself to sleep in the bathroom after going from being a super-rich second-generation heir to an ordinary person.
Having transmigrated to the world of tomb raiding and become bound to the Mountain Moving Taoist, Qi Su goes further and further down the path of crime.
The author is terrible at coming up with names.
I apologize to all my readers for the inconsistency in updating the previous chapter due to other commitments.
Mages need wisdom, warriors need diligence, but priests only need to find a true god who favors them. Fulfilling the god's expectations brings rewards. The goblin-like chief god requires war and blood sacrifices; Udaraj offers war and offerings. The [Chosen Path] begins here, gaining glory in [war] and receiving divine blessings after [blood sacrifices]. Power, magic, equipment, subordinates—everything can be obtained by offering sacrifices that satisfy the gods. This is the goblin, this is the priest. From slave to tribal priest, lead the tribe towards civilization, dominate city-states, expand kingdoms, and establish a mortal empire belonging to the goblins. [Goblin], [Priest], [Magic], [Professional Anti-Adventurer], [Pseudo-D&D]
The next post will be titled "The Holy Monk Feeds the Snakes with His Body Again." If you're interested, please check out my column and add it to your favorites. Love you all~ Death is inevitable for everyone; some deaths are as light as a feather, others as heavy as Mount Tai. There are always some people who, despite being prominent figures and revered by thousands, can...
[Star Iron + Priest + Gunslinger + Abundance + "Evil Cultivator Becomes Stronger" + Harmony with the Dao Order]
Lin Chen struck it rich; he transmigrated and gained the inheritance of all the priests of an entire civilization for free.
But what good is that? At least in this familiar planet, a priest is good for nothing except saving people and saving people in all sorts of ways.
So, Lin Chen left his second home planet, boarded a train, and began to have wicked ideas.
Mind vision, thought theft, will devouring, identity theft, mind control... these are all the ancestral methods of us weak pastors!
These forbidden techniques are easily destroyed in their native lands, and can be easily eliminated, but they are still new in the universe.
"I've heard that the space station has many skilled archers, and now it seems that's true!"
Lin Chen, dressed as a sea patrolman, used stolen shooting experience to piece together himself into a genuine sharpshooter.
"I've heard that the Immortal Ship is a place of outstanding people and abundant resources, with countless experts. We've truly come to the right place!"
Luo Fu, Lin Chen was dressed as a swordsman. He came with nothing but a carefree spirit and left with an air of otherworldly grace.
"Is this what you meant by sharing half when we meet?"
Pinocchio confronted Lin Chen on Sunday.
“You are the ideal order, I am the order of judgment. Aren’t you curious about who will win?”
"Michael" emphasizes the qualities of being similar to God, while "Dominix" emphasizes the sense of belonging to God.
Onpharos.
"Before, I could only learn by stealing; now I can openly steal! Praise be to Saifei!"
[Lighthearted humor + memes + satisfying story]
Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, and is invited to participate in a live variety show.
A worshipper asked, "Master, I can't let her go, what should I do?"
Fang Yang: "She's your nemesis!"
Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I've discovered a large tomb, would you like to come along?"
Fang Yang: "No, I can't handle those government agencies."
Pilgrim: "What mechanism?"
Fang Yang: "The public security organs!"
Pilgrim: "Master, is it permissible for monks to swear?"
Fang Yang: "Swearing makes you feel clear-headed, but bottling it up makes your heart dirty!"
"Let me tell you, some people are destined to be cursed. Cursing them is doing them a favor, a great act of merit!"
A worshipper asked, "Master, I hate my teachers in school and my boss at work. What should I do?"
Fang Yang: "You have the countenance of an emperor!"
A netizen commented: "The Taoist priest once told me that the greatest act of good deeds in life is to forgive others for any mistakes. I was listening to him with great interest when he told me that he couldn't do it!"
A netizen commented: "Last time I chatted with the Taoist priest, I asked him what the saying 'If I hear the Tao in the morning, I can die content in the evening' means. He replied, 'If I ask for directions to your house in the morning, I'll kill you tonight!'"
While running a dungeon, I suddenly found myself transported to the world of an American TV series?! And I even brought my character's skills with me?! Great, few attacks, tons of healing... I'll open a small clinic and make a living off holy light. My roommates are Sheldon and Leonard from *The Big Bang Theory*. My first patient is the chainsaw-wielding old man, who walks in and says, "I want to play a game with you." Pepper Potts keeps asking me to cast healing spells on Tony Stark. Deadpool doesn't want to heal slowly and insists on expedited treatment; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the heat of battle, what if you can't win? Wait a minute, I have a trick I've never used—Group Resurrection! Holy light tears through the night, fallen heroes rise, villains and monsters look at each other in disbelief: "Who gave him a cheat code?!"
Lynn is transported to a world of swords and magic, gaining the ability to extract affixes. From a fallen nobleman to a novice adventurer, he embarks on the path to becoming a legendary sorcerer. Maids, princesses, succubi—raising their favor grants him their affixes. "Then I'll take her!" Goblins, mind flayers, the legendary Kraken—slaying them yields their affixes. "Then I'll take it!" A drunken dwarf, a masochistic priest, a clumsy ranger—turning his back grants his affixes. "Well... maybe this one will do."... Years later, a bard in a tavern sings these lines: "He can drink with dragons, and make kings grow tails; his adventures are half praise, half retribution; oh! Legendary Lynn, dashing Lynn. His lovers are more numerous than stars, more unpredictable than magic..." "Pfft," Lynn...
"You mean, I was summoned by you to become the so-called hero?" "Exactly, the hero who needs to defeat the Demon King." "You mean, you've been planning the ritual to summon a hero from another world for a long time, but you didn't expect to succeed on the first try?" "Perfect comprehension, truly worthy of a hero!" "Then the question is, how could your fabricated ritual possibly summon a handsome and dashing hero like me?" "We don't know, but our church didn't expect to actually summon such a handsome hero as you, so may we ask you to die, hero?" Faced with the desperate situation of being summoned, the hero showed no fear, calmly and effortlessly breaking the deadlock: "You should know, I am a hero, and behold!" As he finished speaking, endless light of wisdom seemed to flash behind him, like a god descending to earth. Feeling this boundless domineering aura, the saintess was greatly shocked and instantly prostrated herself, and the entire church was completely convinced of his power. From then on, the hero began his life of saving people from suffering. ————Excerpt from "Memoirs of a Hero". Friendly Reminder: [The publisher would like to remind you that this is the hero's memoir, and the actual events may deviate slightly from reality. It cannot be 100% accurate, but this will not affect your reading experience. Thank you again for purchasing the official book published by Imperial Publishing House. Reject piracy, let's start with ourselves!]........ (The otherworldly levels are: Magic Ring—Holy Core—Demigod—God)