[Physical pre-sale starts at 7 PM on November 15th] Invincible + Crushing the Scum
The day Ning Ruan left the village, a freak appeared on the continent of Kyushu.
Master?
Sword cultivator?
No, she just wanted to be a wet nurse!
Mainland geniuses: Shut up, you jinx!
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later:
"Help! I only realized after meeting Ning Ruan that a healer can actually kill someone!"
"But isn't she a metal-type spirit master?"
"Is it a wood element?"
"It's clearly a water system."
"Impossible, I saw with my own eyes that she is a fire elementalist."
"No, she must be an earth-type."
"Nonsense, she is clearly a sword cultivator!"
"Is she really not a warrior? I saw her smash someone's head with her own fists..."
Ning Ruan: Okay, I'm coming clean. A mage who doesn't want to be a healer isn't a good swordsman!
The main characters are a healer wielding a sword, slaying enemies from afar; and a mage swinging his fists, each blow fatal.
...
Later:
Ning Ruan discovered that there wasn't a single normal person in the entire sect, except for her.
The hot-tempered master is protective of his own and loves to fight.
The senior swordsman has been cultivating his sword for over ten years, but never uses it.
The second senior brother, a sword cultivator, kills without fail when he draws his sword; no one survives his strike.
Gou Wang's third senior brother: He even adds dozens of layers of defensive formations to the toilet. He's a monster who holds back a hundred tricks while others hold back one.
The fourth senior brother, the "Slacker King": Aside from spirit stones, which allow him to move without complaint, he is abnormally tired even when breathing.
The socially awkward Fifth Brother is ruthless and doesn't talk much; the more he hits someone, the fiercer he becomes.
Seventh Senior Brother Juan Wang: A pervert who always wants to kill his fellow disciples, he is constantly cultivating.
...
And then:
Ning Ruan also discovered that the novice village where he grew up was actually a gathering place for top players.
Those cheap fathers are all old men who would be struck by lightning if they left the village.
Ningruan: You don't understand the joy of the second generation of repairmen!
She's quite ill, yet she likes me. So I'll just assume she's not sick. —Zhang Lurang "Meeting you was destiny, but also a gift from heaven." *Excerpt from a story about a cold, taciturn male lead and a quirky, eccentric female lead: He quietly passed by her, his hair still dripping wet, the strands at his temples clinging to his cheeks. Water droplets fell from his dark hair, staining it, making Su Zaizai instantly feel that even the flowing water would be black. His eyes were dark, contrasting sharply with his fair face. Su Zaizai looked down at the umbrella in her hand, her eyes somewhat vacant. Anger surged within her, accompanied by absurd thoughts. He must have done it on purpose; he must know how alluring she is. So he deliberately got caught in the rain, deliberately passed by her. Deliberately…seduced…
Born a fairy, he is full of strange ideas. He loves to be a hero and fight for justice, and he has all the fame and benefits!
Even the immortal sect has its share of filth, including old monsters, demons, and clowns. If they upset me, I'll kill a god like I'll kill a dog!
——Fang Gui from Niutou Village, visits the fairyland!
【Heishan Laogui (heishanlaogui99)】
Readership: 193466328
The daily life of a newly retired fantasy king, falling in love on a peninsula.
Transform into 100+ Daily Life
He transmigrated and became Silver Wolf on the Starry Sky Railway. Unexpectedly, on his very first day, he was taken home by Hu Tao. The cool Silver Wolf and the quirky Hu Tao both developed feelings for each other.
"Perhaps, I fell hopelessly in love with her from the very first time we met."
...
(Note: This is not a combat anime! Silver Wolf is not the real person. He has no competitive spirit, does not want to become a Homelander, does not want to build a business empire, is very laid-back, works when he wants to work, and leaves when he doesn't want to work.)
I, Huanmeng, am a passionate horse racing enthusiast whose hobby is collecting all the support cards and cute little horse girls.
That day, Huanmeng was using the Golden Ship to train stallions, diligently grinding over a hundred times, but she didn't even catch a glimpse of "Nine Endurance".
Just when Huanmeng was about to give up—
Suddenly, six dazzling colored circles lit up on the endurance bar at the same time!
"Six colored rings, a 50% success rate! If this still fails, then I'll..."
Huanmeng was so excited that she was incoherent, as if she had already touched the dawn of victory.
Then, a line of text coldly popped up on the screen:
【fail】.
Huanmeng was stunned.
"Others have a 1% chance of success, but I had six lottery tickets and a 50% chance of success... and it all just vanished like that?"
At that moment, it felt as if the golden ship had kicked me into an abyss of despair.
A dream, gone.
Cause of death: Died from being angered by luck and a horse girl named Golden Ship.
[1v1 super sweet + silly play + entertainment circle + love variety show + face slapping]
[Crazy Female Celebrity vs. Weird CEO]
Because she was backstabbed by a scumbag, she was stabbed into the hospital by extreme CP fans as soon as she entered the book.
Xie Mi went crazy on the spot and spoke wildly in the live broadcast room.
"Come! Stab me! Everyone, come and stab me! I'll just blow up the earth—"
A passerby who accidentally entered the live broadcast room was almost scared to death.
Okay, okay, I’ve seen people with a people-pleasing personality, but this is the first time I’ve seen a death-seeking personality.
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He participated in a dating variety show wearing a mask and beat up Pu Xinnan on his first appearance.
The comments were like: Love it! I’m a fan! Let me see who she is!
So Xie Mi took off his mask and revealed his true face.
The barrage was silent, the barrage was horrified, and the barrage was angry.
【Grass!!!!!】
Xie Mi smiled evilly: "Didn't you expect it, little blackie, your living father is here."
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later.
Xie Mi single-handedly turned the romance variety show into a craziness variety show, and the production crew went from being helpless at first to cooperating with tears in the end.
The tycoon's son calls her dad, the contrasting lady becomes her fan girl, the paranoid young master is firmly under her control, and the vicious daughter turns into a tsundere monster.
Two-level reversal of barrage:
[This sister is not a character setting, this sister is really crazy]
[Don't worry! I love her!!!]
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The mysterious CEO has a unique way of thinking, but it resonates only with her soul.
The program team has equipped the program with a heart rate bracelet, which will ring when the heart rate reaches 120.
No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't raise his heart rate even a little bit, but she made his heart rate ring loudly just by standing there.
Later, he finally admitted it.
"Yes, I went on the show just for her."
"I've known her for a long time."
Never follow the routine
Xie Lang was staying up all night reading a novel one second, and the next second he was transported into the novel he was reading.
She became a cannon fodder villain (female) in the book.
Wait, no, a female villain? I'm a guy.
He looked down and thankfully it was still there.
Wang Defa, born with the body of a male-female hybrid? A little male-female hybrid?
He actually transmigrated into a male character in a book who had the appearance of a girl.
Xie Lang made a groundhog-like sound.
Xie Lang said, "Since I'm here, I'll go crazy."
The original owner should be timid and submissive just because he's a girl? What a joke! Xie Lang said that timidity is for the dead. He wants to be the most confident girl, so he decided to dress up as a woman and appear on a dating reality show. His main goal is to cause a huge stir online and give the Chinese entertainment industry a little shock.
Romance variety show.
When everyone learned that Xie Lang was a boy with a girl inside out.
Xie Lang thought he would be attacked and killed by the entire internet.
However, a bizarre scene unfolded.
The male and female guests were looking at him with increasingly strange expressions.
Male Guest Number One: Xie Lang, let's become sworn brothers! Hehe, you smell so good, bro.
Male Guest Number Two: Brother Xie, I've never asked anyone for anything in my life, please, please grant me a wish. (Looks like he's really hungry.)
Cold and aloof, mature female car model goddess: Xie Lang, can you be my girlfriend?
Xie Lang: What the heck is a girlfriend? I'm a guy.
Aloof, icy, mature female car model goddess: Men can be girlfriends too.
Netizens: This is insane! These guests are all crazy! Goodness, the main focus is on my little wife who can't get pregnant, right?
So, the front is okay, and the back is okay too, right?
Everyone online is calling him his wife.
Speechless
Oh no, if this continues, the world will be taken over by little boys and girls.
Uehara Toru, a voice actor who had been in the industry for five years without ever landing a lead role, thought his career would continue to be fraught with difficulties. That is, until he accidentally overheard the secret of a popular female voice actress. Mizuno Inori, a highly popular and well-connected woman, turned out to be cunning and wanted to make a deal with him. Sakura Ayane, another top-tier voice actress who disliked men, insisted he pretend to be her boyfriend. And then there was the band member, Ii Serina, who suddenly appeared out of nowhere and became his henchman. The number of girls around him grew, and his career soared accordingly. A year later, Uehara Toru returned home to find his room completely occupied by these girls. He finally snapped. "I'm not your emotional crutch!" "Get this straight, whose house is this?!" Ignoring his protests, the girls used their own methods to get even closer. —The everyday love story of a voice actor and a crying girl band.
[Honkai Impact 3rd] + [Original Main Character] + [CP: Vita] + [Fate/Grand Order Heroic Spirit Abilities] + [Dual Heroines]
Late at night, there was a knock on the door of the St. Freya Academy dormitory.
"Who is it?!" Kiana asked, her voice trembling with sleepiness and alertness as she pressed against the door.
A voice brimming with energy and tinged with amusement came from outside the door: "Observer of the long river of history, Pathway to the Throne of Heroes, Listener to the Words of Divine Wisdom, Holder of the Chains of Heaven, Successor of the Sword Saint of Avalon, Successor to the Heroic Savior, Best Collaborator and Funeral Attendant of the Bishop of Destiny, Golden Flash who gallops across the Sea of Quanta..."
Kiana, unable to contain herself any longer, yanked the door open a crack and yelled at the sly-looking heterochromatic-eyed girl outside, "Stop! I don't care who you are! We really can't accommodate that many people!!!"