A cry rang out in the delivery room, and a cold wind blew across Tao Cici's face.
Pixiu and Bixie were fighting, and Pixiu kicked a quiet little Taotie that was eating nearby into a human's stomach.
Fortunately, after he was born, his parents doted on him and his older brother spoiled him. Every day, apart from eating and drinking, the little glutton never did anything serious.
I just went home to pick up some homework I'd forgotten, and I overheard a shocking truth coming from my parents' study.
She was actually... the one who was switched at birth!
The real princess will be back tomorrow!
The little glutton thought about the dramas she had seen where the wicked fake heiress drove away the real heiress.
Forget it, it's a high-level game, she doesn't have the brains for that.
"Oh no, oh no, I'm going to starve to death on the streets!" Little Taotie thought to himself, his brow furrowed in deep thought.
How will she ever feed herself with this kind of diet...?
When the real daughter returned, the pampered little glutton exclaimed in an unprecedented way: Ah~ happiness~
Tao Chuchu, the true heiress, says: "My little sister seems to have brainstem deficiency. She can't do anything but eat. What else can I do? How can I live without her? I'll just have to pamper her. But... hey hey hey, where did you come from, you stinky man, trying to steal my little cutie's pet rights?!"
...
[Main CP] A strong, beautiful, and greedy little glutton × A gentle, cunning, and extremely powerful Bai Ze
[Sisters] Silly, straightforward younger sister + arrogant, bossy older sister
P.S.: Actually, Little Taotie is incredibly powerful; he's not pretending to be weak, he's just naturally mischievous...
[This story is set in a fictional world and is entirely fictional. Please do not take the events depicted in the story seriously.]
A video playback system has appeared in Teyvat, and all sorts of high-quality fan art are being uploaded there, including various regrets from the main storyline. What kind of sparks will fly when these appear in Teyvat? (Please submit some fan art!)
[Lighthearted humor + memes + satisfying story]
Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, and is invited to participate in a live variety show.
A worshipper asked, "Master, I can't let her go, what should I do?"
Fang Yang: "She's your nemesis!"
Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I've discovered a large tomb, would you like to come along?"
Fang Yang: "No, I can't handle those government agencies."
Pilgrim: "What mechanism?"
Fang Yang: "The public security organs!"
Pilgrim: "Master, is it permissible for monks to swear?"
Fang Yang: "Swearing makes you feel clear-headed, but bottling it up makes your heart dirty!"
"Let me tell you, some people are destined to be cursed. Cursing them is doing them a favor, a great act of merit!"
A worshipper asked, "Master, I hate my teachers in school and my boss at work. What should I do?"
Fang Yang: "You have the countenance of an emperor!"
A netizen commented: "The Taoist priest once told me that the greatest act of good deeds in life is to forgive others for any mistakes. I was listening to him with great interest when he told me that he couldn't do it!"
A netizen commented: "Last time I chatted with the Taoist priest, I asked him what the saying 'If I hear the Tao in the morning, I can die content in the evening' means. He replied, 'If I ask for directions to your house in the morning, I'll kill you tonight!'"
[Pokémon Knowledge Explanation] + [Pokémon Invasion] + [No Female Lead] + [Initially universally criticized online, later universally begged for explanation] + [Scizor Start]
Six months ago, countless magical creatures suddenly descended upon the human world, and people called them: man-eating monsters!
Everything changed only after Jiang Chen appeared:
Jiang Chen: Let me tell you, this thing isn't actually called Warcraft!
Audience: Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Jiang Chen: This thing really doesn't harm people, it's great!
Audience: Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Jiang Chen: So I really am human!
Audience: You're talking nonsense! What human can knock Groudon away with one hand?!
...
Many years later, when Jiang Chen looked back, he discovered that he had acquired many strange titles, such as:
Founder of the Pokémon League, Chairman of the Pokémon League, the strongest Pokémon trainer in history, the most human-like Pokémon, Arceus's favorite son, the champion trainer who defeated all the Elite Four Pokémon with one hand, the Pokémon Succubus...
1v1 male protagonist quick transmigration story! Warnings: Potential triggers may apply!
Shen Liu, as the God of the Underworld, has lived alone for hundreds of years.
Then one day he suddenly learned
I'm actually the villain in a novel?
He has a wife and son?
Will things turn out badly for me, my wife, and my son?
Shen Liu couldn't take it anymore...
P.S.: The male protagonist travels through numerous small worlds to save his family.
Change a family's fate
This is my first time writing, so I hope you'll all support me!
The tags will always be automatically updated, so please ignore this if you accidentally stumbled upon it!
[Naruto][System][Blind Box][Relaxing][Ideological Transformation]
Zhou Cheng transmigrates to the Naruto world and becomes a member of the Uchiha clan, only to face the night of their massacre.
Fortunately, Zhou Cheng awakened a god-level system. As long as he activates the binding system, he can obtain a body and strength equivalent to the Sage of Six Paths.
Just as he was about to unlock "Invincible in the World", a bug occurred, causing the system to be protected by a shield with trillions of health points.
To compensate Zhou Cheng, the system generates blind boxes whenever someone attacks Zhou Cheng and causes shield damage.
The person who breaks the shield can get a reward by opening the blind box, and Zhou Cheng can also get a critical hit reward!
Thus, Zhou Cheng began his journey to break through Konoha's shield!
…
"Uchiha Sasuke opened the blind box and obtained a miniature Chakra Fruit and a Jade Sharingan."
"Uchiha Itachi opened a blind box and obtained a Fire Release Chakra Affinity Enhancement Card x1".
"Uchiha Shisui opened a blind box and obtained a Fire Release Ninjutsu Experience Pack x1".
"Kakashi Hatake opened the blind box and obtained the first volume of Icha Icha Paradise."
Might Guy opened a blind box and obtained Kaido's enhanced physique.
"Uzuki Yugao opened the blind box and obtained Zoro's swordsmanship."
Obito Uchiha: "Can it really be opened to obtain a divine object that can revive the dead?"
Uchiha Izumi: "Brother Zhou Cheng, I'll make you noodles tonight, please give me another chance to break your shield!"
Kurenai Yuhi: "Asuma, focus on your cultivation from now on and don't come to see me. I'm afraid Zhou Cheng will misunderstand!"
Tsunade: "Zhou Cheng, I need your help with my cultivation!"
Mitarashi Anko: "Zhou Cheng, I'm going to have you as my man!"
This book is also known as: [Unscientific! This year's female protagonists all come with their own systems?]
[The villain gave up, and the female lead became completely devoted to him after awakening a system?]
Qin Yuan transmigrated to another world and was bound to a villain-assisting system, becoming a major villain.
As long as one reincarnates ninety-nine times as the villain and helps ninety-nine chosen ones complete their storylines, one can become the Celestial Emperor.
"So what if I'm cannon fodder villains ninety-nine times? What's the big deal!"
Qin Yuan successfully completed his ninety-eighth reincarnation.
Just as he was confidently welcoming his final reincarnation, he sensed something was wrong.
"Gu Qingxue, shouldn't you have broken off our engagement? What are you doing lying in my bed?"
"Nangong Liuli, are you sure you're not mistaken?"
"You're such a big fan of the male lead! You should be killing me for him, not killing him!"
"Chu Muyue! You're the male lead's fiancée! You're cheating on him!"
"Master! I'm your disciple! We absolutely can't do this... Don't come any closer!"
(Harem/Male Protagonist) (mygo+mujica+BanBan Old Group) In a basement that anyone could find, Shiranui Mio pondered why those girls who were once his closest confidantes would drug him and imprison him here. But at least, he knew what he should do now was... struggle for survival. "Hey, can we reconcile?" The girls didn't answer, only silently staring at Shiranui Mio. In a daze, he seemed to see his juniors from Haneoka mixed in with the crowd. "Even if you tie me up, what you can't do, you can't do. I'm not some omnipotent god!" As soon as he finished speaking, the girls were in chaos. After a moment, a timid voice rang out: "We just hope Mio won't run away again." Huh? What kind of reason is that? Backed into a corner, Shiranui Mio could only recall that late morning, the ancient method of opening a box from the blue-haired girl, when he closed his eyes. "Hello, are you Shiranui Mio, the former captain of SPACE?"
Lin Shu and the others traveled through time.
However, there was a slight problem with his time travel...
At the same time, he simultaneously traveled through several Ultraman worlds.
How could it be a split personality that travels through time?
However, before they could figure out how this could have happened...
The world they live in, however, has already begun to unveil its mysteries.
The legendary world of Ultraman without Cosmos and Zero;
The world of X, invaded by the corrupted Zero;
The Kaiser Belial Empire, where Ultraman does not exist;
Lugiel has wandered into the world of the beginning of time...
After struggling to survive in multiple worlds simultaneously, Lin Shu and his colleagues gradually discovered...
They are all living in a timeline that has been disrupted.
And all they could rely on, besides the light they managed to obtain by any means, was the power they swindled from their enemies.
"Do you have the power? If so, become my best brother! For life!"
"What? You're asking why you can't leave and why you can't get your power back?"
"Are you kidding me? Didn't you give it to me for free?"
"You've borrowed power, and now you want it back? There's no such thing as a free lunch!"
And so, Lin Shu and his ilk continued their fraudulent schemes, going further and further down the path of exploiting darkness...
Many years later.
Lucifer, Zaki, Mephistopheles, the Kirieloids… and their fellow prisoners, recalling the days they were forced to clear their names, all shed tears of emotion…
"What darkness? Aren't they all my beloved family, friends, and brothers?"
"I, Lin Shu, have only done three things since I transmigrated."
"Recognize a godfather, become Lü Bu, and stab your godfather with your halberd!"
【Invincible from the Start】Lin Tianhong transmigrated to the world of immortals and demons. Starting as a mortal, he struggled for ten thousand years to become the Demon Lord of the Demon Realm, feared by all three realms.
Its terrifying power made all living beings in the Three Realms tremble.
In order to perfect his own path, he descended to the mortal realm and lived in seclusion in Fengjing City of the Divine Phoenix Dynasty, where he met his wife, Li Xiyue.
An ordinary life, an ordinary self, and a gentle wife—he enjoys this ordinariness.
Little did he know that his wife was actually the reincarnation of Empress Xihe, the Heavenly Emperor of the Central Realm whom he had killed, who had descended to the mortal realm and awakened her divine consciousness.
Neither of them knew the other's identity, and both thought the other was just an ordinary person.
Thus, the Demon Lord of the Demon Realm and the Heavenly Emperor of the Central Celestial Realm, two mortal enemies, became husband and wife by chance, and began their love story, having children together.
“Since my wife wants to live in Fengjing City, anyone who dares to disturb the peace of this city and disrupt her peaceful life will be killed.”
The terrifying Demon Lord instantly transformed into a fiercely protective husband.
The world is vast, but my wife is the most important.
"Anyone who dares to harm my husband will be exterminated by this emperor."
The domineering Central Heavenly Emperor has also become a fiercely protective husband.
Anyone who offends my husband, no matter how far away, shall be punished.