"Sister-in-law, the eldest brother is watching!"
"Treat him like he's dead!"
...
"Sister President, I'm not a driver."
"Now, he's my personal driver!"
...
At first, Ye Chen just wanted to work honestly as a waiter in a nightclub to earn money and pay off his debts. But the women in this world are too crazy, so he had no choice but to be even crazier.
After the spiritual energy revival, high school students across the country, obsessed with the "53" exam prep materials, began to enter strange states. Some sat in SSS-class mechs, pulling out 48-meter-long spiritual swords. Some could conjure magic with their words: "XXX, turn into a pig!" Some stood on one leg, unleashing a divine thunderbolt, 100% accurate at striking down scumbags. Some were pure and aloof, wielding countless swords with effortless grace. And then someone pulled out a flawless, perfectly round toilet (which could be remodeled later), made a snap of their fingers: "XXX, suck!" Then the world went dark, and the land for miles around was completely plundered. This person was A-Diao. A-Diao's strength was entirely due to the tireless support of her family and friends.
When the dragon breathed its flames, all I saw was "Error 404: Dragon Breath File Not Found." As a bug tester transported to a game world, I discovered that this world of swords and magic seemed like an unfinished product. The invincible demon king's shield code was "HP=1"; the loyal knight's pathfinding AI would lead him into a cesspool; the sacred dragon would occasionally get stuck in its own doorway due to model misalignment. Others adventure with holy swords, I adventure... with F12 and a heart that wanted to punch all my fellow programmers. Elements: [Hodgepodge worldview], [Pseudo-D&D], [Bug exploitation]
ԅ(¯ㅂ¯ԅ) The rating just came out—I'm afraid of being mistaken! Guaranteed to live!
[Infrastructure] + [Management] + [Silly and Funny] No romantic pairing
You've ridden roller coasters that go up to the sky, but have you ever seen a drilling machine that goes 1,000 meters underground and races against lava?
You've ridden a singing carousel, but have you ever been kicked against a wall by a Wrangler with a beautiful upper body?
You said Crazy Mouse isn't crazy at all, so I pulled out the Eighteen Levels of Hell for you in the escape room. What do you say?
Palulu 8D Amusement Park is dedicated to healing every unhappy person!
What? The flight squadron is training here again?
Did the academician go to the space swivel chair to tease aliens again?
Those cancer patients who recovered didn't want to leave?
The park director, Pei Guangle, declared: "Prices must go up! This is a legitimate amusement park, not your research and training base or sanatorium!"
You ask if the things hanging on the trees outside the haunted house are people or ghosts? Oh, neither, they're Buddha statues from Japan and the United States!
(No romantic pairing) While shopping, Nan Yue bought a replica jade gourd from a street vendor. Little did she know that she would start having nightmares one after another, with earthquakes, extreme heat, tsunamis, and floods appearing one after another. The more she thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong. It seemed like some kind of omen. After having another nightmare of dying tragically and being eaten, she could no longer sit still and began to make preparations.
After several attempts, the good news was that the jade gourd had indeed been developed into a space; the bad news was that she was just a laborer and didn't have much money to stockpile supplies.
Fortunately, half of the space is available for planting. If she doesn't have enough assets, she can make up for it with labor. As long as she has land to grow, she won't starve.
With the resurgence of spiritual energy, Blue Star became a coveted prize, attracting invasions from all realms to plunder its spiritual energy. Blue Star was on the verge of destruction, but at the critical moment, an awakened being emerged to turn the tide of the battle.
On the day of awakening, Lin Feng awakened the blind box system and immediately drew an SSS-level succubus.
Thus begins the path to becoming a powerful figure!
The ratings have just opened, so give it a chance and don't be scared away!
[Disaster Survival] + [Upgrade Items] + [Farming and Development] + [High-Level Weapon Elements] + [Single Female Lead, Not a Mary Sue] + [Data Stream]
Two chapters updated daily
The entire population embarks on a survival trial in an underwater world, each person given a small island. Humans must gather resources to survive, facing weekly minor disasters and a major catastrophe every four weeks. Yue Yanzhou, thanks to a system bug, gains access to a beta feature that allows him to upgrade his items three times a day. While others struggle for basic necessities, he's already enjoying karaoke in his villa and a pool teeming with silver arowanas.
Awake, he wields a sword of slaughter; drunk, he rests on a beauty's lap. A mad emperor, reborn against all odds. Emerging from the small town of Shiyang, he crushes all geniuses with invincible might, sweeping across the nine heavens and ten earths, earning an eternally renowned name. At the summit of Hundred Phoenix Mountain, his unparalleled brilliance astounds the world. Chu Kuangsheng wields his sword to sever past ties, battling against heroes of the nine heavens, his name resounding throughout the universe. Looking back, he once again ascends the path to the peak. He defies the heavens, treads the divine path, and reigns supreme over countless realms.
My name is Xiangzi, the Xiangzi who pulls a rickshaw.
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The Great Shun Dynasty collapsed, and the whole country rejoiced. Inside the city, all was peaceful; outside the city, refugees swarmed like ants.
A half-moon hangs eternally in the sky, and countless steam-powered airships drift by.
On the ground, ancient families, spanning thousands of years, coldly watched as warlords fought to the death over those colorful ores.
At this moment, Xiangzi, who was supposed to be executed, suddenly woke up after his death and even had a panel that could awaken a profession.
[Congratulations, host, you have awakened the profession of coachman.]
[Congratulations, host, you have awakened the Martial Arts profession]
[Congratulations, host, you have awakened the cultivator profession]
......
At first, I was a third-class rickshaw puller, and they called me Xiangzi.
Later, everyone in Beijing had to call me "Master Xiang".
[Fictional empire + war of a hundred races + superpowers + battles in various small worlds + hunter group + slow burn in the beginning + ensemble piece + some exciting moments and some angst.]
God gave life to all things and created the world.
As He was dying, humanity betrayed the god, taking with them greed and wisdom, and established an empire.
The successor, inheriting divine power, made a vow to destroy the world and established the Papacy.
From then on, the Empire and the Papacy were locked in a war that lasted for millennia.
The empire is like a train, with the royal family as the conductor, the four major financial groups controlling the direction, local conglomerates as passengers, and the citizens as fuel.
They hummed a song called "Eternal Empire," riding the tide of the times, their voices echoing day and night on the railway tracks called war.