A young man lived in a world of vast mountains and vast seas, a world where immortality flourished and prospered. Ancient magical powers coexisted with brand-new immortality, and all races sought a new path together. In this turbulent era, the young man longed for love and pursued beautiful women, until he finally realized that he was always alone. After a profound enlightenment, the young man wielded his sword of wisdom, severed his nine hundred and ninety-nine ties, and moved forward with grace. That day, plum blossoms bloomed like snow, and the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" appeared. Then, the young man discovered that he had more than nine hundred and ninety-nine ties... Follow Mianbao on Weibo at http://t.qq.com/fmianbao and email [email protected]. Everyone is welcome.

Seek your own path, keep searching, and you'll find the way of humanity. Water and mountains may be crossed, but the path remains. May Heaven never grow old, and may my hometown forever be well. I see only green mountains, yet everywhere they are pierced by rain and wind. The road to my hometown seems endless. The Way of the Taoist, the Way of the Gods—I seek the way of humanity myself. Demons and monsters all claim to be good, but the winds howl and thunder roars, heaven and earth waile and ghosts cry. Why has the once beautiful land become a sea of ​​blood? The road to my hometown seems like a road of no return. I ask humanity, where can I find the Way? (Although this has been used before, I'll still use it to feel appropriate.)

[Pay-to-win cultivation + pranks + bizarre side effects of elixirs and magical treasures + a sixth brother + lighthearted humor + unscrupulous merchant: take it or leave it]

Lin Fan transmigrated to the world of cultivation and obtained a system that allowed him to recharge and improve his cultivation level.

In order to earn spirit stones for recharging, he started a business selling pills and magical artifacts.

The elixirs and magical artifacts he sells are somewhat bizarre.

Although it is very powerful, it has a variety of strange side effects.

Faced with customer complaints, Lin Fan felt that they were just nitpicking.

So what if eating it makes you fart?

It just makes you more attractive...

Customer: "You shady merchant, why aren't you eating?"

Lin Fan: "I don't need to cultivate, so what do I need to eat?"

Straw sandals that can use athlete's foot to accelerate nitrogen.

It can transform into a dog-like escape cloak, etc...

Customer: "You swindler, why don't you use it?"

Lin Fan: "Businessmen make money by being friendly and don't like fighting, so naturally they don't need it."

Lin Fan: "Besides, I have my own innate magical artifact, so I don't need these."

Lin Fan: "Oh right, I also have a guard at the peak of the Tribulation Transcending stage."

Customer: "Please spare me, senior..."

Lin Fan: "I don't just deal in elixirs and magical artifacts. I also dabble in kidnapping, robbery, extortion, and other similar businesses. Would you like to patronize my business?"

Regarding the villain's albino halo: My name is Yin Biyue, and I am a villain. I am skilled both internally and externally, with excellent acting skills, and I am hardworking and dedicated. I am so dedicated to my job, so why can't I become a big shot? I never survive a single paragraph. I refuse to accept this! Until one day, I got a villain's special halo, and I thought this was the beginning of my glorious life. Intern salesperson Liu Xiaodai, "'Villain's Counterattack Package', now added to the Rebirth Company's deluxe traffic package! Buy the package and get the 'Fierce and Evil Villain Halo'! Authentic product guaranteed, supports counter verification, but no refunds. Everyone who has used it says it's good." "Eh... wait, sir, you've put on the wrong halo, sir!! =皿=!" [This story has a grand layout, beautiful writing, profound themes, and a domineering protagonist.] ↑ ↑ ↑ All of the above ↑ ↑ ↑ High-energy melodrama ahead, please be gentle, please let me go, I'm begging for your collection~ It will be available for purchase on Monday, thank you all for your support~ The road is long and arduous, it's always good to have someone to walk with me. Thank you all. The toilet paper cover I ordered from the tea shop arrived! Thanks to the tea shop!