Yi Lan is dead.

But she came back to life.

Thus, there were two Yi Lan in this world.

One Hundred Ways to Conquer (or Kill) Yourself

【Notice】

1. Self-pleasure, watch with caution!!!

2. It has melodramatic elements, it's thrilling and satisfying, but it lacks logic.

3. The author, in his true colors, delivers a heartfelt performance!

As a strategist, Yi Lan accidentally killed herself while doing a quest.

And unfortunately, it died in pieces.

God: I'll give you one chance to be resurrected, do you want it?

Yi Lan: Yes.

God: Then go and bring yourself back first.

Yi Lan: ? ? ? I'm right here.

God: You are only half of yourself now; you are not complete.

Yi Lan: (picking her ear) Okay.

Content Tags: Perfect Match, Quick Transmigration

Main characters: Yi Lan, Yi Lan | Supporting character: System

Star Force is not only a mecha engine that can rewrite the laws of physics, but also a law machine that can distort reality and fantasy.

"The Princess of the Moon Face? Me?"

After Toyokawa Kiyoshi disappeared, Toyokawa Shoko was a little confused as she looked at the huge sky platform under her feet where she was taken by a group of people.

At first, I thought they were kidnapping me and demanding a ransom from the Toyokawa family. Just as I was about to explain that I had been kicked out of the Toyokawa family and was no longer worth anything, and was praying for them to let me go, a group of people asked me to lead them to recover the Moon's Face.

"Fuck you! Tianchen! You claim to be the queen, but you're just going to throw your king into the most dangerous place to fight monsters!"

"Your Majesty, let me explain. There is a reason for this."

"What explanation do you have? Go to my chambers and explain! I hope I can be as tough as you are!"

Please have a sweet and sour pork flavored mini cake~

[Cursed Episode + First-Person Perspective + Flower-Planting Rabbit + Friendship-Oriented, No Romance + Heaven and Curse + Mainly Slice of Life]

[The main character is male! A purebred male!!!]

My name is Jiang Yunqi. I am an ordinary flower-planting sorcerer who was forced to go to Japan as an exchange student after a mistake.

On my first day in Japan, I thought I should settle down properly, but one of my travel companions insisted on getting into a fight with me.

I decided to fight, but I think I went too far and accidentally made him cough up blood.

I scratched my face guiltily, noticing that his white hair had been dyed bright red.

Oh no, this kid didn't sign a liability waiver!

*

Having been in Japan for who knows how many days, I sighed silently while holding the mountain of reports, but something still felt off.

Wait a minute, has the Japanese sorcery community violated the "International Sorcery Uniform Agreement Act"?

Never mind, let's preserve the evidence first.

*

Two years and five months after arriving in Japan, I finally succumbed to the torment of rotten oranges, vomited blood, and collapsed to the ground.

Are you trying to make fun of me because I'm Japanese?

Upon waking up, I showed no mercy and, armed with the evidence I had gathered over the past two years, sued the Curse Supervision Association in the International Court of Justice for Curses.

The evidence was true, and the rotten oranges soon received news of a forced rectification.

With the starter trio becoming the starter family, the "iron rice bowl" (guaranteed job) for oranges (a type of Japanese anime/manga) has been lost.

The students at the college were all shocked.

Wait, their good days have just begun?

*

An interview many years later.

Reporter on the scene: "Mr. Jiang Yunqi, how did you manage to suppress the rotten oranges in one fell swoop?"

Faced with this question, I swallowed the sweet and sour pork in my mouth and fell into deep thought.

"Perhaps...because I understand the law?"

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Mine clearance at the end of Chapter 1

"Yeloli Fairy Dream Fanfiction"

Ling Junyan, the god of destiny in Ye Luoli Wonderland, the master of destiny, has awakened

However, he lost his memory and was very broken.

Fortunately, there is a system that gives out small rewards

"Chaos Black", "Devil God Appears: Devil's Essence"

"Douluo, Eye-Slaying Pass"...

From the first mournful cry, the most idiotic old 6 in Solaris was born!

I initially planned to stick with the drifter, but then I was given a crowbar and forced to fight in the Battle of the Curved Blades. Not only could I not leave, but I also kept getting promoted by Geshu Lin?!

"Oh no, I've become a general now, why aren't you here yet, Piaozi!"

Unexpectedly, it became a world-famous painting three years later!

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What should General Imasu do if he wants to retire?

"Yangyang, get up, I'll give Piaozi a lap pillow!"

What should a wanderer do when they have no money?

"It's okay, you can have all of these! I'll open all the map chests!"

What to do if you can't beat the Abyss Tower in the Wanderer's Sea?

"I'm calling on all the Resonators to gang up on us!"

Does Snow Leopard dare to guarantee a minimum return for its gambler?

"I got a gold item with a single flying kick pull!"

What? Piaozi wants me to save the world together? And we'll move towards tomorrow together?

"Forget it... I'll just retire and enjoy my retirement."

"What do you mean by wanting me to stay by your side?"

"Damn it! What's with throwing star-like sounds at me?!"

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PS1: [She is a female migrant worker]

PS2: [This book has a main storyline, but it follows wherever Piaozi goes, and will intersperse heartwarming daily life moments between characters and interactions that are not present in the game's storyline.]

PS3: This book is full of humor, has no system, and the first few chapters show the male protagonist developing his abilities, but it's never frustrating. If you mind this, please don't read it.

Using evil bones as fuel, he devours immortals to prove his truth!

The good-for-nothing Chu Chen, who had his heart ripped out by his family as a sacrifice, awakened the ancient evil master's corpse.

"Exchange a hundred years of your life for three days of Soul Devouring Secret Technique!"

At the bottom of the Demon Burial Abyss, he devoured the death energy and practiced evil skills. He tore the disciples of the immortal sect to pieces with his bare hands and even detonated his golden elixir to break through the encirclement!

The price he paid was that the demon bone on his left arm devoured his master, the devilish pattern on his right palm spread, and the pseudo-pill in his dantian cracked like a spider web.

Xuantian Pavilion's wanted order shook the Nine Provinces: "The demon fetus has appeared, devouring the soul and seizing the Tao!"

In the Black Skull House, the poison doctor Su Mei's Gu Dan locked his lifeblood;

In the hellish realm, the demon clan saint Yun Zhao's blood contract contains a deadly slave seal;

And the evil nine-toothed skull pupils in his body were lighting up one by one as he killed...

When the truth of the immortal world's soul-sucking formation is revealed,

Chu Chen carried the Sky Burial Coffin and crushed the Immortal Gate:

"You have been absorbing the spiritual energy of the human world for thousands of years, and today—"

"It's time to be devoured by the immortal!"

Daily routine + no system + Alola region

Born in Alola, her traveling Pokémon is Kingler. She's a common Pokémon that can be very strong, and she's striving to become a Water-type Pokémon Master.

Narrator: And there's also an unreliable mom (눈_눈)

Author: You're everywhere, aren't you?

Narrator: I'm leaving right away (>﹏<)

Good news: reborn on an island nation, I have a slender, alluring childhood sweetheart. Bad news: this childhood sweetheart can infinitely split, possesses mind control, and has a fiery temper. Good news: a timid, tall, delicate, and endearing neighbor has moved in. Bad news: after her death, she will become a super-demon, the first to break the rule of hiding under the covers, possessing a variety of abilities, including but not limited to infinite clones, shapeshifting, time and space control, and the contagion of malevolent thoughts. The girl who hasn't become a demon yet: I just need a little space... really just a little, even if it's just to help behind Kasyapa-kun... The infinitely split childhood sweetheart: remembering the dream where the child emerged from the operating room, knife in hand, with a wicked smile, asking whether it was a doctor or a protector... This sleazy woman needs to stay, but I need some means of suppressing her...

The low rating is because it's newly released. I'd appreciate book reviews, thank you!

Yi Xiu → Nian Shilan ← An Lingrong, the jealous king of Xiu Bird.

[Rebirth + System + Comedy + Pampered by the Group + Happy Ending for All + Plenty of Sweet Romance]

All the splendor was for naught; Nian Shilan understood too late.

Reborn, the system forces her to warm up two ice holes.

Nian Shilan: Warm it up? Sure, then she'll light the fire herself!

The armor lightly brushed against An Lingrong's cheek, "Why are you trembling, little quail? Do you think I'd eat you?"

“Sister,” the usually timid and innocent girl said, taking the initiative, “as long as I can gain your pity, I would not mind dying.”

"Nian Shilan!" Yixiu pressed closer, "Does this cat dare to extend its claws to other sparrows? Come here, I... will take good care of you."

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[Bird Huayi's age settings are 16, 26, and 36 respectively]

Huayi and Yi finally became a couple, but the little bird is still a younger sister~ Enter at your own risk if you mind!

[No heroine][Undead][Power][Struggle][Funny] [Farming style][Possibly with group portraits, but unlikely with group portraits]

As soon as the Skeleton King entered the tavern, he attracted everyone's attention.

Someone shouted: "Yohoo! Your Majesty, where did you get rich?"

The Skeleton King did not answer, but just gently put his hat down, took out three copper coins, and said: "Old rules, waiter, two...Pah, 0.2 taels of dark elements..."

When everyone heard this, they felt even poorer, so they laughed and said: "I heard that Your Majesty wants to challenge the Church! Is this true or false?"

The Skeleton King opened his eyes wide: "Can our undead affairs be called fighting? We ask the older generation to educate the young people who have only been in the country for a few hundred years!" Then there were difficult to understand words, such as "bullying the weak with the big" and "respecting the old and loving the young", which made everyone laugh.

The Skeleton King knew he couldn't win the argument, so he took his 0.2 tael of wine and started muttering in a low voice: "This is outrageous! How can citizens mock their king? This is outrageous..." After hearing this, everyone laughed, and the air in the hotel was suddenly filled with joy again.