dog author, MC could be a dirty homeless man, and all the girls in the world would still fall in love with him at first sight.
No suspense, no conflict, nothing. It's just your lame self-insert fantasy that you jerked off to while writing and imagining all the girls falling in love with you, ignoring the fact that you've never spoken to a woman before and look like a lopsided toddler with Down syndrome. Truly, the dog king of novels.