【All-round + Cool article + Get rich + Rebirth + Group favorite】

Cheng Luan, who failed to save someone, actually brought the drowning girl back to life when

she was ten years old! With the ability to predict the future, Cheng Luan decided not to repeat the same mistakes, she wanted to rise!

So, at the age of eleven, she was admitted to the provincial key high school without examination, and at the age of twelve, she was the top scorer in the college entrance examination.

Who said she was just a fool who could read?

As an actor, a writer, and even a live broadcast to help the elders and villagers get rich.

Of course, there are also times when she is stupid, that is, when she sees a handsome guy and can't walk, tears flow from the corners of her mouth...

ps: The heroine is a cute baby, so this is a non-cp article~

Mo Yun traveled to a parallel martial arts world, determined to practice hard and become a big boss, but he accidentally awakened the dead house system.

What, staying at home can make you stronger?

What, bad luck will come to you as soon as you go out?

Damn, what kind of system is this? I don't want to be a otaku!

...

"Senior, senior, I want to treat you to spicy hot pot tonight!"

Mo Yun: "No, no, I won't go out!"

"Brother, brother, spring is here, stop playing games at home, let's go for an outing together, okay?"

Mo Yun: "No, you must be trying to seduce me, I won't be fooled!"

"Junior, let's..."

Mo Yun: "Go away, you guys are so annoying, I just want to stay at home quietly!"

...

Passerby: "Oh no, oh no, the big devil is going to destroy the world, everyone run!"

Mo Yun: "Don't panic, wait for me to retreat at home and practice for a while, I will come out and chop him up soon!"

Passerby: "Asshole, how can you practice, you are obviously reading comics!"

...

"Ding, you stay at home for 5 minutes, Qi and blood value +1, mental strength +1."

"Ding, you have not gone out for a whole day, foundation +1, comprehension +1."

"Ding, you have watched "One Punch Man" 500 times and gained skills..."

Description: TA is a humanoid creature who calls himself Zhang Jue. He comes from a parallel universe and has the characteristics of being unaffected by most research projects.

Long-term observation and research on him found that he has a mild antisocial personality and likes to talk trash.

TA can obtain certain information and abilities through physical contact, and the acquired abilities will be weakened to a certain extent.

TA needs special attention. (He himself emphasized)

TA needs to be detained in a single-family villa designed by a French designer with an area of no less than 50*50*20 meters, with a garden on the top floor, and a swimming pool of no less than 200 square meters in the yard.

The organization should send a male staff member over 50 years old who has received British royal etiquette training to assist him in managing the affairs in the villa. The staff member needs to wear a wig 24 hours a day.

The monitoring staff needs to undergo a psychological status assessment once a month. There have been precedents of employees quitting the organization because they could not tolerate his trash talk.

"Jiang Xiaobai's mouth is a ghost that harms people!"

The great talisman master Jiang Bai was killed in an explosion while developing the spiritual luck talisman. When he opened his eyes, he became an 18th-line celebrity Jiang Xiaobai, and unexpectedly got the skill of "crow mouth".

The good ones don't work, but the bad ones do? The mouth of the movie queen must have been blessed!

A group of people in the entertainment industry trembled——

"Movie Queen, please don't speak!"

——————

No male protagonist~

[Reverse wear + Entertainment Circle + Variety Show Live + Female Lead is Terribly Strong + Likes to Take Revenge on the Spot]

Hanying Sword is known as the bloodthirsty magic sword that everyone is afraid of, but it has become a puppet in the entertainment circle.

In the front, the agency seized the opportunity to suppress PUA madly: How can you be so stupid! Your audition performance is not as good as the extras! How come you are fat again, you look like a pig on camera!

Later, black fans attacked the opponent and dragged down: Jiang Hanying is getting uglier and uglier, it hurts the eyes! The evidence of having multiple relationships under the feet, with pictures and the truth!

The little girl could not bear the pressure, and the resentment when she committed suicide attracted the magic sword Jiang Hanying who was searching for the breath of her master everywhere.

***

Agent: Mr. Ge has a lot of resources in his hands, and there will be many great opportunities if

you treat him well. Jiang Hanying: Treat him well, right? You still want to play in the water like a pair of mandarin ducks, why not stuff a slipper in your mouth!

Black fans: Jiang Hanying get out of the "Absolute Experience" program team, you are just a scumbag who just wants to make soy sauce!

Wait until the second episode of the new recruits experience starts:

Jiang Hanying appears with a screen full of barrages asking her to get out, and she wins

the first place in the 6,000-meter race! She

is the only one in the 400-meter obstacle race!

Challenge to eat raw meat? She drinks more blood than the people present drink water!

During the 50-kilometer cross-country training, she also assisted the local mountain guards in catching a group of poachers.

Haters: It seems that I can’t really blacken them this time!

The agency noticed that Jiang Hanying was slightly out of control, and was preparing to use its usual method of suppressing PUA.

Jiang Hanying: I’m sorry, I received an active contract renewal from the variety show producer, and I also reported the company and everyone present. You’re welcome, this is the basic accomplishment of being a law-abiding citizen!

As a cultivator, Minran has always been committed to the cause of survival and surviving cautiously. But she seems to have done a little bit better?

During a certain training, the cultivators fell into a trap.

The demon laughed loudly: "You are dead after being hit by my demon prison burning intestines!"

Everyone was panicked.

Demon: "Unless you have the soil from the roots of the smallpox as a lure!"

The cultivators: Who would care about that kind of thing!

Minran silently opened the storage ring, found the storage bag marked with 564, and poured out a lot of soil from the roots of the smallpox.

Demon: "...Without the sarcophagus powder containing my body, you will die!"

Minran silently dug out the storage bag number 619.

Demon: "... and the thousand-year-old silt of the Hell Sea, the snow on the top of the polar iceberg..."

Facing the expectant gazes of the cultivators, Mingran embarrassedly picked them up for a while, and piled them all in front of the demon. When the demon was so angry that he vomited blood, he smiled shyly, "Thank you for your help, otherwise I really don't know how to detoxify."

Demon: "... Puff!"

Vomited three liters of blood, and died!

(No CP Xianxia article, please support~)

Reborn back to the day before Creative Entertainment disintegrated.

The top producer resigned, the top agent took the popular artist away, and An Ran wrote "I Believe" to save the company.

So, the fans who had never heard of "I want to fly to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun" in this world were crazy about it...

An Ran became popular...

[Live broadcast + funny + no heroine + annoying + stealing bamboo shoots]

After being bound to the hatred system, Xu Muge no longer behaved like a human being. During

the military training in college, he robbed the school beauty's drink at the beginning and made her cry with one sentence.

During the live broadcast, he would attack the audience with sarcasm.

He wrote a novel, but stopped updating for half a month during the climax. The readers were so angry that they wanted to send him knives.

He made a movie, and abused the protagonist madly in the early stage. When everyone thought that the protagonist would turn around in the end, he suddenly let the protagonist die in reality. The audience fainted on the spot with anger.

"You don't do anything that has anything to do with people!"

The man who stood at the top of the cultivation world, Daozun Kongji, was ultimately unable to defeat fate and was about to die.

Before he died, he passed everything he had to the magic weapon spirit that had accompanied him for so many years, Jing Yingrong.

Jing Yingrong, who possessed the power of the magic weapon and countless rare treasures, was of unknown age, was aloof from worldly matters, and had no understanding of human nature.

After Daozun Kongji died, facing the vast world and the vast world, where should she go? No CP

Lu Yuan traveled through the fantasy world and became the leader of the Daluo Sect.

Although it is said that every traveler has an over-standard system, Lu Yuan feels that his golden finger is too over-standard.

Looking at the first task released by the system, he fell into deep thought.

"In one month, accept a new disciple and make him break through the foundation-building period. The task specifies the skill [Dapin Tianxian Jue]!"

Lu Yuan: Dapin Tianxian Jue? Monkey's skill? Is it the first skill of the Three Realms that is said to be a three-year Tianxian and a five-year Jinxian?

In one month, even a dog can break through the foundation-building period!

Lu Yuan: Steady!!!

...

Chen Nanxuan reborn, in the previous life, he was a great immortal who crossed the tribulation, but because his foundation was unstable, he practiced greedy and recklessly and died under the heavenly tribulation.

In this life, he must take one step at a time, and in each realm, he must lay a solid foundation before looking for a breakthrough!

The skills of the previous life were in his heart. Chen Nanxuan joined the Daluo Sect. He just wanted to find a sect to develop himself. He didn't need any resources to live again.

When his master gave him the Great Heavenly Immortal Technique, Chen Nanxuan accepted it on the surface, but threw it aside.

A month later, Lu Yuan looked at Chen Nanxuan, who was still at the third level of Qi Refining, and fell into confusion.

"Why don't you practice the technique that your master gave you?"

Chen Nanxuan: Why should I, Chen Nanxuan, explain to you what I do?

...

N years later, looking at the disciples of Daluo Sect who did their own thing, none of them completed any of the system tasks.

Lu Yuan flipped the table.

Fuck all of you, whoever wants to practice this immortal can practice it, you can't complete any of the stupid tasks!

What your master taught you are all real things, you don't want to learn any of them, right? Get out, all of you!