[The fire book “Undead Wu Zun” has been finished with 6.66 million words] On the first day of work, I found out that the president of the company was a woman who had a relationship with herself three years ago!

And he gave birth to twins!

Novice dad, don’t panic, dad sign-in system is on!

100 million for the opening sign-in!

Sign in at the children’s toy car playground and get rewards [A Rolls-Royce Phantom Coupe worth 170 million]

Sign in at the children’s racing track and get rewards [Racing Skills buff]

Sign in at the children’s restaurant and get rewards [God of Cooking Skills]

(Genshin Impact + Slice of Life + Lighthearted + Funny + Plot + No Dimensional Barriers + Various Types of Spam + Author's Random Intervention + Invincible + Transmigration + Game & Anime + No Female Lead + Saving the Knife + I Drowned the Water God of Fontainebleau + Gui Zhong and Zhong Li's CP is Locked in, Take it or Leave + Those Who Don't Read the Synopsis and Still Criticize, Don't Blame It on Themselves + Cloud Monkeys and Idiots, Please Don't Show Off Your Intelligence + Those Who Read the Synopsis and Still Dislike the Style and Characteristics, Don't Blame It on Themselves + More Genshin Impact Fanfiction to be Added When I Remember). This is a story about a god who inexplicably arrives in an unknown world and meets all sorts of humans and gods. In this story, our motto is: Don't Do Anything Serious! By the way, this book contains a lot of things that break the dimensional barrier, so please don't panic. Also, this article contains a lot of various types of spam, so please try to swim to later chapters or skip directly to chapters. Also, this is a Genshin Impact fanfiction, yes, it's a Genshin Impact fanfiction, a Genshin Impact slice-of-life, lighthearted, funny, plot-driven fanfiction. So, can you find my book in the search?!

In the boundless universe, the blood is respected! Birth determines everything. Those with super bloodlines will be born with supernatural powers, move mountains and fill the seas, catch stars and capture the moon, those with tenth ranks and waste veins will live to less than a hundred, the future is gloomy, and they will live forever as ants! Young Yang Fan, an ordinary handyman of the Seven Star Sect, is doomed to be mediocre all his life, how would he know that he would have a chance encounter, get a treasure devoured, swallow endless blood, become the supreme holy vein, invincible in the world, who would not accept it?

(P.S.: The protagonist is completely overpowered and invincible. If you mind, don't read.)

(Don't criticize if you see this and say the power levels are inconsistent)

I, Rimuru,

In her previous life, she was a corporate slave suffering from endless overtime work; after being reincarnated, she became the weakest monster—a slime.

She thought she could live a leisurely life in another world, but she ended up picking up an extraordinary "kindred spirit"—Charlotte Tempest.

This "best friend," who bears the imposing name of a dragon but is at heart a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur), lazy, and fond of abstract ideas,

Not only did it take up part of my Demon King Awakening package, it also comes with an ultimate skill that is even more specialized than "Great Sage" [Primordial King].

Thus, the uniquely styled Demon Kingdom Federation was established!

I've been running around handling official business so much that I'm almost bald (even though slimes don't have hair), while he's doing fine, fishing one day and strolling around the next.

But this guy still has a conscience; he actually volunteered to handle my official duties for a day so I could have a day off!

Our cadres are also a complicated situation:

A violent secretary who longs for her younger sister, and a gentle yet cunning culinary genius.

That dragon-man troublemaker who's always causing me trouble, and that goblin brother who disappears without a trace the moment I call him to work.

There's also a former "Pig Head Emperor" who only wants to farm.

Today we must guard against the schemes of the devil next door.

Tomorrow we have to deal with an expedition team from the human kingdom.

I still have to worry about choosing swimsuits and the festival program the day after tomorrow…

But seeing former enemies walking arm in arm in the street, and hearing the children's laughter, Charlotte and I exchanged a smile.

This chaotic yet joyful kingdom, created together by us—the Jura Tempest Monster Federation,

It's the best place we can find to stay.

[Set in the 1980s, military marriage, featuring a protagonist with a cheat-like advantage, a satisfying and refreshing story, both leads are virgins, sweet and loving, and the protagonist is skilled in both poison and medicine]

On the wedding day, the fiancée's family blocked the door and suddenly demanded an additional dowry: "Eight hundred yuan for the bride price, and thirty-two legs. If you're short of one, you can forget about getting married!"

Leaning on his crutch, Cheng Yuan, a wounded officer who had defended his country, was now subjected to humiliation. A meticulously planned act of disgrace forced him to roar in public: "This marriage is off!"

Everyone was waiting to see him and the Cheng family make a fool of themselves. His ex-mother-in-law's vicious curse echoed throughout the village: "If he manages to get married today, I'll eat shit on the spot!"

Just then, a stunningly beautiful girl jumped down from the tree.

She had just arrived from Miao territory and was initially just watching the commotion from the sidelines when she was inexplicably drawn into it. Faced with a shrew spewing vulgarities, she walked straight up to him:

"I'm willing to marry you, and I don't want a single penny of dowry."

"I have only one condition—"

She turned around, pointed at the villain, and said clearly, "Now, make her eat that bowl of shit!"

The bride is changed at the wedding ceremony. See how the two outstanding Miao women, skilled in medicine and poison, join hands with a tough military officer to turn the tide in the 1980s and write a legendary story!

Heaven and earth are created by nature, which creates a lotus platform. There are nine lotus flowers blooming on the lotus platform, one for each sky.

Young Yun Yi was trapped by others and his parents were killed. Once he awakened his innate Taoist body, he was born with a lotus step by step.

Although born ordinary, he still has the ambition to swallow the sky. If heaven and earth cannot tolerate it, then we must compete with heaven for supremacy.

Becoming a god is also the king of gods; becoming a demon is also the lord of demons!

So, what is regret?

Is it Blake's Grade 3 muscle strain that brought him to tears at the Douglas Diamond League?

Was it Ronaldo in Rome in 2002, who couldn't hold back his tears after being substituted early?

Michael Irving again, he caught the wind, but couldn't outrun the injury, struggling to crawl out of bounds.

In the first round of the 2007 playoffs, at the post-game press conference, McGrady said "It's my fault" 11 times.

Was it in 2011, when Yao Ming was in his prime, that he reluctantly announced his retirement?

Is this Kobe Bryant, who tore his Achilles tendon in 2013, returned to the locker room after his free throws, and couldn't hold back his tears?

Or was it Lin, clutching his knee, repeatedly saying "I'm done for" to the camera six times?

...

In 2000, at the beginning of the century, when Chen Yu walked out of the gates of Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami, he looked up at the sky, ready to say no to all these regrets.

If Xiao Xuan succeeded in becoming the Dou Emperor, what kind of start would Xiao Yan have?

My name is Xiao Yan!

I came to a different Doupo Cangqiong. In this world, my ancestor Xiao Xuan challenged himself to become the Dou Emperor... and succeeded!

So, I became the top second-generation rich kid in the Douqi Continent.

A Dou Sheng grandfather, a Dou Zun father, and a mother who is a seventh-grade alchemist, this is just the tip of the iceberg!

I thought that my peerless genius had already lived up to my identity as a time traveler, but I didn't expect that this was just the beginning.

Gu Yuan: "Xun'er, the glory of our Gu clan depends on your marriage with the prince of the Xiao clan."

The elder of the Snake Clan said: "Your Majesty, Young Master Xiao Yan is the key to the rise of our clan."

Yunshan: "Yun'er, what's wrong with Young Master Xiao Yan?"

Nalan Yanran: "Thirty years later..."

......

(Mortal Flow + Steady + Sword Cultivator + Hammer Cultivator + Daily Immortal Cultivation + Decisive Killing + Luck + Weapon Refining + Affixes)

Five thousand years ago, the laws of Heaven were in disarray, and a peerless genius changed the rules of Heaven.

Five thousand years later, the will of Heaven takes a turn.

Countless chosen ones of destiny began to appear, including traditional "hanger-up" types, powerful cultivator rebirth types, demonic cultivator rebirth types, artificial destiny types, and invincible sweeping types, all frequently appearing under the whims of the Heavenly Dao.

Fang Shi transmigrated here, obtaining the "Eternal Slacker" skill to improve his aptitude and enjoy cultivating immortality while slacking off. He also obtained the "Dragon Gate Qi Observation Technique" to understand the chosen ones of destiny and the "Aura Concealment" skill to hide himself, allowing him to move freely among the chosen ones of destiny.

[Yang Essence Body Tempering], [Puppet Spirit Transference], [Dragon Slaying Technique], [Fearless Warrior], [Wind and Thunder Evil], [Purple Star Fortune], [Weapon Soul Forging], [The Prototype of the Dao of Destiny]...

With the support of numerous entries, Fang Shi looked back and was surprised to find that his fortune was also constantly changing.

The power of Heaven's Dao was divided into four, and the chosen ones competed for it. At that time, people created their own destiny, obtained a share of the power of Heaven's Dao, cultivated the Dao of Destiny, and became immortals free from the disturbances of destiny!

And it all began when Fang Shi encountered his first chosen one after his aptitude was corrected...

(Realm stages: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Return to Emptiness, Body Integration, Mahayana)

Note: This is my first time writing an original work, so there are many shortcomings. Some settings have been logically consistent in the later stages, so please forgive me.

The introduction is insufficient; please proceed to the main text...

A bloody disaster caused the thousand-year-old dynasty to fall apart. As the only surviving prince, Li Yuan fled to southern Xinjiang under an assumed name, joined a lineage of Gu Masters, and accidentally awakened the Gu worm synthesis system.

Various princes, demons, monsters, and martial arts forces from the outside world are looking for him, wanting to use his blood as a key to unlock the Martial God’s treasure left by Emperor Taizu.

The God of War’s treasure? No! Li Yuan chose to stay hidden and make poison.

[Add the immortal grass, and you have synthesized the resurrection Gu]

[Add the time and space sand, and you will synthesize the Changhaichangtian Gu]

[Add the blood of the empress, and you have synthesized the Supreme Gu]

……

Thirty years passed, and the invincible Emperor Wu, the leader of overseas demons, and the ambitious princes found Li Yuan.

On that day, the invincible Emperor Wu died, the leader of demons died, and all the princes knelt!

That...