Ye Xuan time-traveled into the world of Journey to the West, becoming a Heavenly Soldier stationed at the Southern Heavenly Gate. According to his memories, he was likely one of the hundred thousand cannon fodder soldiers sent to besiege Sun Wukong.

Just as he was falling into despair about his grim future, a sudden voice rang out in his mind:

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for activating the Strongest Roast System. As long as you keep roasting, you will receive generous rewards.]

And so, the entire tone of the Journey to the West began to shift in a bizarre way.

Tathagata Buddha: "Amit—wait, DJ Amitabha?! Why is this Haotian not playing by the rules?!"

Reception and Zhunti (Buddhist sages): "Stop fighting! Please, just stop!"

Jade Emperor: "Beloved Ye, come quickly, I wish to sleep beside you."

Ye Xuan: "The entire Buddhist sect is about to collapse, and this is what you're telling me?!"

Reborn as Li Jiancheng, Crown Prince of the Tang Dynasty, he finally turned the tide during the Xuanwu Gate Incident and became the second emperor of the Tang Dynasty, continuing to use the era name "Zhenguan."

He introduced high-yield crops, promoted education, and spread technological inventions... All the typical methods seen in historical time-travel novels were employed by Li Yi to strengthen the Tang Dynasty, with the goal of creating a superpower.

That year, while touring the empire, he met her in a dream on Mount Hua. Then, the thirteenth year of the unchanged Zhenguan era arrived—

and everything changed...

The soul of the later generation traveled through the primitive times, became the Styx, awakened before everyone else, and set up a large formation of moral kidnapping in the primitive times with billions of clones.

He proved the truth before Hongjun, and the golden wheel of virtue and greatness shone brightly in the vast world. The Heavenly Dao was extremely angry but could do nothing about it!

Later, he awakened the tunnel and revived humanity!

Let the three paths of prehistoric times run side by side and lead the development of prehistoric times!

The great god of Pangu created the world, the ancestor of Hongjun preached to the heavens, the six holy kings came, the heroes gathered together, the heavens and all realms, the divine nature was immortal, came to the world, and the eternal heavenly emperor realized the Tao!

[Quick Wear] [Villain] [The Protagonist is the System] [Exploitative Protagonist] [All Heavens and Worlds] [No Heroine] [Half Behind the Scenes]

Chen Zhou, the author of "The Street", was so angry after reading a book review that he became the villain System 95666 in a daze. Before he could figure out the situation, he was thrown into a mission.

Villain System 95666? This name is not good, it is not powerful enough. He is away from home and the name is given by himself. In an instant, Chen Zhou changed his name to the Destiny Villain System and embarked on the road to harvest the children of destiny...

God of War World: What? You are the God of War? What a coincidence, my king is also the God of War! You have an army of one hundred thousand? Hey, let’s learn about the black technology of the great country!

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World of Miracle Doctors: Are you a miracle doctor? Find out about the medical qualification certificate! Educational qualifications, what? You don’t even have a primary school diploma!!! You can’t even tell the story of your master!? A product with three no’s, who are you?

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Apocalyptic world: Rebirth? Rebirth is amazing! Isn’t it just more combat experience that makes everyone different? Do you have fire-type powers? Sorry, I have a certain thunder power that involves space and time...

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The world of strange rules: a system with selective prompts, and one with infinite resurrection? Sorry, my system helps me become a heavenly king. Fellow Taoists, please join our human emperor banner...

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Fantasy world: I was born in the lineage of the Great Emperor, and I have the blood of a true dragon at birth. At worst, I will sink Zhongzhou!

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The world of spiritual energy recovery: spiritual energy recovery, all spirits cultivating immortals, a bird swallowing a dragon! What, you are swallowing evolution infinitely? I'm sorry, system dad, give me some extra points!

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(There are many protagonists in the world, so stay tuned!)

Chen Xuan traveled through the ancient times and fell asleep for countless years. At the beginning, he signed in to the Hongmeng Avenue and cultivated himself without knowing it.

Countless creatures gathered around him to comprehend the great truth and called themselves disciples.

Chen Xuan, who only wanted to return to the modern world, was exposed by his disciples who came down the mountain.

From then on, his legend spread throughout the ancient world.

Tongtian Sword Breaks the God: "I can slay the devil with my sword, but all I have learned in my life is just the tip of the iceberg of my teacher."

Hou Tu: "Under the teacher, even saints are ants."

Hongjun was furious: "Yaochi, go and see who Chen Xuan is?"

After several years, Yao Chi returned and said, "Daozu, I have become his disciple!"

Hongjun spurted out a mouthful of blood!

[Honghuang West Journey + Funny + Multi-system + Invincible protagonist leads a group of invincible]

Chu Yi traveled to the world of Journey to the West and bound the chaotic main system.

As long as the target conforms to the binding of the subsystem, can the subsystem be distributed to the target?

Chu Yi: Okay, okay, that's it.

Distribute [God-level Selection System] to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: Thirty years of Hedong, thirty years of Hexi, don't bully the poor monkey!

Distribute [the strongest face-slatting system] to Tang monks.

Tang monk: Who is saying that he is invincible, and who dares to be invincible? The disaster of Kaitian is not seen!

Distribute [God-level Beating System] to Marshal Tianpeng.

Marshal Tianpeng: Brother, come and cut me.

Distribute [God-level Killing System] to the general of the roller blind.

Roller blind general: Kill endlessly, kill the sky until the ground is dark...

[No system][With a female protagonist][Slow to warm up][Traditional][Online logic][No conspiracy theory][Private changes]

He traveled to the ancient world. The good news was that he was an innate creature and his reputation would be recorded in legends of later generations. The bad news was that what left behind his reputation was the golden dragon shears, a treasure made from his corpse, rather than the Yin-Yang Dragon, which was born from his innate yin and yang energies when he was alive.

The confluence of Yin and Yang is called Yuan, and the change of Yin and Yang is called Yi. Yuan Yi, as a congenital creature born and raised by nature, should have been blessed with great fortune and good luck. However, his origin was contaminated with evil spirit, and the auspicious purple aura on his body was so thick that it was black. Yuan Yi believed that judging people by their appearance was superficial. Although his purple aura was black, his heart was toward the holy path!

At this moment, the overall situation of the prehistoric world has been determined. The most important thing now is to survive the disaster and avoid being killed by the future saint Tongtian, who will refine the treasure and give it to the three sisters to take away the saint.

How to protect oneself is a problem. There is no hope relying on oneself, the only option is to seek help from others.

But who can protect him from the future saint Tongtian?

Which thigh can he hold on to? Yuan Yi finally came to the conclusion that the person who tied the bell must untie it. The only person who can stop Tongtian from killing him and using his corpse to refine treasures is himself.

"I just want to find a chance to survive and make a living in this turbulent world."

Gradually, Yuan Yi discovered that this primitive world was different from what he knew.

But some things are already destined, and when you are in them, it is hard to tell the truth from the false.

"You seek a ray of hope for yourself, and you are that ray of hope."

The inconspicuous butterfly fluttered its weak wings gently, and ripples spread across the long river of time, gathering into waves...

Gu Ming crossed into the world of Journey to the West and became a little snake demon at the bottom of the world of Journey to the West.

Knowing the danger of Journey to the West, he is not interested in shoulder to shoulder with the great saint, nor is he interested in being an official in the heavenly court. He just wants to find a cave and harm all kinds of female goblins.

When Gu Ming, who began to practice the eighth and ninth Xuangong, found that strengthening the face board could strengthen the flesh, he seemed to see a unique invincible road.

After Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, who came to recruit Gu Ming at present, was slapped, Gu Ming found that the painting style of Journey to the West had changed greatly!

"What's wrong with Brother? Don't slander me! When did I, Gu Mingqing, worship them?"

"What a great saint, you are slandering me!"

"Monkeys mislead me! How did I become the leader of the four anti-thieves in Journey to the West?"

[Lilliputian World] + [Dual-World Travel] + [Invincible Protagonist] + [Creative Twists]

After returning home to farm, I discovered my vegetable patch connects to a miniature xianxia realm. Tiny deities and demons keep "ascending" here, convinced my humble garden is the Celestial Realm.

The Nameless Sword Saint? Kunlun Fairy? Green Emperor? Demon King?

Their titles sound imposing... but why can I flick them away with a single finger? So fragile...

Now these thumb-sized beings all worship me as an immortal sage???

PS Alternative titles: Deities and Demons in a Box, My Household’s Divinities Are a Bit Weak, I Can Cultivate Immortality in the Miniature Realm

(Apologies for the plain synopsis – this is a laidback, whimsical tale for readers who enjoy low-stakes narratives with soothing, slice-of-life charm and a touch of farming-simulator zen. Dive in for cozy escapism!)