[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]

The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.

"System, start the next simulation."

[Ding, drawing a random talent.]

[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]

[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]

[Life Simulation Begins]

On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.

Outside the simulator.

Xu Chuan's face darkened.

"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"

...

——

"System, start the next simulation!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]

[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]

"..."

——

Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.

Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"

"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]

[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]

...

Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"

——

"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"

"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"

[Simulator + Anti-cliché + Invincible + Funny + Mind-blowing + Thrilling Read]

Transmigrating to a fantasy world, the mediocre Su Che is bound to a "life simulator".

I thought I could become a pro step by step, but who knew this emulator was full of weird tricks!

[Day 1: You attempted to join a sect, but ended up falling for the sect leader's wife, resulting in your leg being broken and you being thrown out of the sect.]

[Day 5: You encounter the protagonist of a story about breaking off an engagement, choose to join the villain's camp, share the protagonist's opportunities, and obtain the "Sunflower Manual".]

[Day 10: You sneak into the saintess's boudoir, are caught red-handed, and in a moment of quick thinking, claim to be her long-lost father...]

Su Che: "???"

This emulator is malicious!

But after each simulation, can you choose to inherit a talent or skill?

Looking at the incredible rewards he received for his various bizarre deaths in the simulator, Su Che fell into deep thought...

This invincible path seems a bit crooked?

[Unconditional simulation + abstract + funny + decisive killing + all-inclusive + 99% simulation content + reasonable plot + no death in vain]

Lin Bai traveled to the world of cultivation and became a disciple of the Demon Sect, which was surrounded by dangers.

Fortunately, he obtained the Golden Finger Unlimited Simulator. In order to survive, he took over his master's cauldron.

In reality I have moral standards, in simulation I display martial virtues!

[Do not suppress levels, invincible, suppress everything]

[I do a lot of evil in the simulator, but I am admired by everyone in reality]

[Kidnapped the protagonist Qingmei, forced her to tell me the technique, etc., all of which were done by me in the simulator. What does this have to do with me in reality? 】

[Train the Son of God, then harvest him with my own hands, and plunder all his cultivation. Uh, this is also what I did in the simulator. It’s unfair. I’m such a good person.]

[Take in nine disciples, let them kill each other, and then forcibly devour the winner... Well... this is also what I did in the simulator. The real me is really a good person! ]

[Asshole, don't misunderstand me! I am pure, kind, honest and simple]

【Um!!】

[Don't underestimate the bond between me and the simulator! ]

First simulation:

[On the first day, according to the information in your mind, you found that you were actually the character in the simulator, but it doesn’t matter, you don’t care about it]

[You try to open the simulator and continue the simulation]

You failed

【…………】

You are dead

[Comment: You have worked very hard in your life, but the appearance of a traitor made your efforts and the Gu family's efforts go down the drain]

You can choose one of the following rewards:

[First, the ninth level of physical training, the peak level of martial arts cultivation (no side effects)]

[Second, the fifth level of Maple Leaf Sword Technique (no side effects)]

[Third, your memories of this life (which may have an impact on your worldview)]

"Pick one."

Gu Zhan didn't hesitate at all!

Yang Dingtian, a man who stands tall and upright, a man of integrity, does not rely on heaven or earth. He relies entirely on his own efforts. He sleeps from day till dark and from night till three o'clock in the morning, works hard to simulate and tries his best to sign in.

【Fantasy, simulator, goofy, no heroine, plot flow, upgrade flow. 】

【Important tips: Reality is very goofy, mainly simulation. 】

Jiang Yifeng traveled through time and became the eldest son of the Jiang's Chamber of Commerce in Dayou Country.

He thought this was an ancient society, and he could spend his whole life in brothels and listening to music.

But five years after the travel, the simulator was activated.

Each simulation can randomly draw different talents.

Three-minute heat: You are particularly hot and strong for three minutes every day.

Fitness master: Your body building effect is different from ordinary people.

Eye of insight: You can see through some information of everyone.

Extreme one-for-one: The person who kills you will die at the same time as you.

...

During the first simulation, Jiang Yifeng found that this world was different from what he knew.

There are actually immortal cultivators here, and more than ten years later, they will come to destroy his family.

After that, in order to protect himself, Jiang Yifeng began to simulate continuously!

In the simulation, he constantly explored the truth of this world and worked hard to improve his strength.

In reality, he continued to go to brothels and listen to music.

After many simulations, he found that the place he was in was just a forbidden place, comparable to a cage.

People here are forbidden to cultivate immortals and seek immortals.

Otherwise, they will be hunted down by an organization called Xianlinmen.

This made Jiang Yifeng feel even less safe, and he could only simulate harder.

Exchange talents and cultivation from simulations...

In the constant simulations, Jiang Yifeng found that the truth of this world is far more than that.

Even he and the people around him seem to have extraordinary origins.

And all of this also emerged little by little in the simulation.

When Jiang Yifeng was invincible, the truth he discovered was...