[Lighthearted humor + memes + satisfying story]
Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, and is invited to participate in a live variety show.
A worshipper asked, "Master, I can't let her go, what should I do?"
Fang Yang: "She's your nemesis!"
Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I've discovered a large tomb, would you like to come along?"
Fang Yang: "No, I can't handle those government agencies."
Pilgrim: "What mechanism?"
Fang Yang: "The public security organs!"
Pilgrim: "Master, is it permissible for monks to swear?"
Fang Yang: "Swearing makes you feel clear-headed, but bottling it up makes your heart dirty!"
"Let me tell you, some people are destined to be cursed. Cursing them is doing them a favor, a great act of merit!"
A worshipper asked, "Master, I hate my teachers in school and my boss at work. What should I do?"
Fang Yang: "You have the countenance of an emperor!"
A netizen commented: "The Taoist priest once told me that the greatest act of good deeds in life is to forgive others for any mistakes. I was listening to him with great interest when he told me that he couldn't do it!"
A netizen commented: "Last time I chatted with the Taoist priest, I asked him what the saying 'If I hear the Tao in the morning, I can die content in the evening' means. He replied, 'If I ask for directions to your house in the morning, I'll kill you tonight!'"
[Livestream entertainment + lighthearted + campus + everyday abstraction]
Zhou Cheng travels to a parallel world and unlocks the "Prank Pressure System," where he can earn rewards by putting pressure on others.
At that moment, the live-streamed variety show "A Family in Xia Kingdom" was underway, and their family happened to be selected.
As a result, the entire style of the show changed.
"Mom, don't you ever read more books?"
"Dad, look at other dads driving luxury cars! Are you going through a rebellious phase?"
"You guys are so lazy, I can't even hold my head up in front of my classmates."
"If your parents are unwilling to work hard, you can change them with three sentences. Be sure to share this with your friends!"
"Teachers, you were the worst class of teachers I ever taught!"
"My grades are so bad, don't you guys even think about reflecting on that?"
Young people who had been under enough pressure cheered together after watching the live stream.
"What kind of exciting live stream is this? It's so much fun!"
"I've always been pressured by others, and I've finally found a mouth substitute, sob sob sob."
[Reward successful, stressed parents with top-notch BBQ skills!]
[Successful pressure on top students in the class, rewarded with brilliant thinking!]
[Successful pressure on the rich second generation, reward 100 million!]
The audience witnessed this scene.
"In the past, they were the ones putting pressure on young people, but now it's all reversed, right?"
"This is outrageous! You've put so much pressure on your own father that he's like a grandson?"
Parents across the country were devastated when they saw the video their son shared!
Production team: Who let him participate in the show?!
I'm under so much pressure!
This book is also known as: "If I put pressure on you first, you can't put pressure on me!"
[Lighthearted + Live Streaming + Comedy + Old Six + No Female Lead]
Su Yang had just transmigrated when he found himself participating in a variety show called "The Struggle of Youth" and becoming a security guard.
A new emotional value system is introduced at the start of the game.
He can earn emotion points by doing things that evoke emotions in others, such as excitement, shock, exhilaration, or frustration, and use these emotion points to participate in a lottery.
The moment he realized he had transmigrated, he understood. This was his second life, so of course he had to live it to the fullest!
During the day, while other security guards were patrolling, he was leisurely playing chess.
At midnight, a homeowner, looking down on Su Yang, angrily berated him for playing games instead of working seriously.
Without even looking up, Su Yang swiftly dispatched four of the opponent's opponents.
"I'm only making three thousand yuan a month. I'm a security guard, not your bodyguard!"
Viewers: "Sigh, it's all Su Yang's fault. He was so focused on playing the game that he forgot to hit the homeowner!"
Chen Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a student. At the beginning, his father arranges things for him, which is originally intended to provide safety education. However, under the influence of the system, things get out of control and become increasingly chaotic.
As one skill after another emerged, viewers who watched the live stream to learn about crime exclaimed in surprise, "Even with a global manhunt, we still can't catch the villains?"
[No female lead + no career storyline] [Fast-paced, high-energy throughout, never frustrating!]
Frustrated by terrible movies and the expressionless acting of young heartthrobs, Jiang Li, in a fit of rage, unexpectedly awakens the [Public Enemy System], transforming him into a super "troublemaker" in the entertainment industry!
A bad movie? I'll curse it until its box office flops!
A terrible show? I'll beat you until it's taken down and needs rectification!
Plagiarism? I'll expose you until you're completely disgraced!
Fans hate him to the core, capital sees him as a thorn in their side, but casual viewers love him to the point of fanaticism.
Standing at the center of the storm, Jiang Li smiled calmly: "You all just want to make money, while I want to make this world a better place."
Also known as: [After criticizing the entertainment industry, I became a top influencer], [The Chinese entertainment industry is so bad, and I'm not allowed to criticize it?], [I told you to comment, not to criticize someone until they were taken down!], [...]
Lin Fan obtained the [Animal Voice Translation System] and originally just wanted to run a pet clinic peacefully, but it opened the door to a new world.
On its first order, the Ragdoll cat ranted to its wealthy owner: "Don't find me a girlfriend, human! Your new girlfriend pinched me when you weren't looking! And she's using your money to support other guys!"
Lin Fan relayed his exact words: "The tycoon checked my phone on the spot, and the cuckoldry shocked the entire internet!"
Then, a police dog ran over: "Dr. Lin, call the police quickly! Xiao Chen has been shot, and the drug dealers are right there..."
A lost parrot flew into the clinic: "Kidnapping! I saw it! The license plate number is..."
Lin Fan accidentally transformed from a veterinarian into the legendary "Animal Detective" of the urban legend.
However, the art style gradually went astray...
The CEO's Tibetan Mastiff: "Master, run! The nutritional supplements your brother gave you are poisoned!"
A celebrity's hamster: "She's had seven plastic surgeries! I even know where her sasaeng fans are hiding!"
Lin Fan, wearing a white lab coat, was turned into a meme by netizens: "Confess and you'll be treated leniently, your dog has already confessed!"
Netizens are laughing hysterically: "Others solve cases by using surveillance cameras, you solve cases by having your cats and dogs snitch on you!"
Lin Fan: "I'm just a veterinarian, really! Why do I have to mediate even when giant pandas, the national treasures, are fighting?!"
This book is also known as: "I'm Just Going to Extremes to Be Serious," "As Long as I Have No Morals, Nobody Can Kidnap Me," "Stay Away from Thunder," and "On the Importance of Prioritizing the Occupation of Moral Baseness."
Reborn into this world.
Seeing people and things that lacked manners, Qin Mu decided not to tolerate it anymore.
"You're almost thirty, why are you arguing with a child?"
"Can't you be a little more magnanimous during the Lunar New Year?"
"You have so much money you can't even spend it all, why don't you donate it to impoverished mountain areas?"
"You're the older sister, so you should give in to your younger brother."
"It takes two to tango; if he hit you, you must also have some issues."
"I did all this for you, didn't I? Do you think I wanted to?"
When encountering these phenomena of moral blackmail and forced role reversal.
Qin Mu, who had previously turned a blind eye, decided to take action.
Nobody's your father. What does it have to do with me if I forgive you because you're a police officer?
[Western Fantasy][Lord][Multiple Female Characters][Minecraft Blending with Reality][Realism]
Li Wei, who transmigrates to a Western fantasy world and becomes the sixth prince of the Dawn Kingdom, obtains the MC system and uses the blocky abilities to strike at the entire Western fantasy world.
"You're saying the refugees are going to revolt because they have no food?"
Do you know what bone meal plus potatoes equals? The answer is countless potatoes!
"What? You're saying that refugees will freeze to death or die of illness in the dead of winter because they have nowhere to live?"
Place the block on the ground, and a towering building rises from the ground!
"What? Someone wants to assassinate me?"
Breaking rocks with bare hands, a blocky being of unknown physical strength... Can you really beat him?
Expand territory, improve the rule of law, reduce taxes, and abolish serfdom.
How could Li Wei have transformed the once frozen northern lands into a true paradise that everyone longs to visit?!
Female knights, beast-eared slaves, elves, saintesses, dragon girls...
More and more beautiful women are accompanying Li Wei.
"Make way, everyone! Don't block my way from building infrastructure!"
After donning the yellow robe, Li Wei raised his arm and shouted,
"Gentlemen, let us unite the continent together!"
Years later, Livy ascended to godhood.
Blocks and the God of Creation?
Creative Mode! Launch!
[Meme-based content + lighthearted humor + live fortune telling]
(The rating is inaccurate as it is newly released and will increase later. It is non-toxic and safe to consume.)
Lin Yang transmigrated to a world that didn't believe in Taoism, but ended up becoming a Taoist priest. Gaining enough faith points granted him various system rewards, and he quickly accumulated faith points. He decided to start a live stream, but the style of his streams gradually became more abstract…
"Master, I have failed her. She stayed by my side when I was at my lowest point and had no money, but I lost her when I became rich!"
Lin Yang: "She's a jinx to husbands!"
"Master, you can't hide your feelings for one person, but what if you like two people?"
Lin Yang: "Then you'll be able to hide it."
"Master! My right eyelid keeps twitching, what's wrong? Does it mean I'm going to lose money?"
Lin Yang: "A twitching left eye means good fortune, a twitching right eye means it's controlled by the brain..."
First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.
Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!
Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?
Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.
Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.
Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!
Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...
Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."
(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)