First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

(mygo, mujica girl band fanfiction)

Tomato's fifth million-word novel about a girl band won the last place in the ranking and the fewest readers among such million-word novels.

The soul of Toyokawa Kiyoshige, Toyokawa Shoko's father, should have been immersed in the trivial daily life, but was forced to be involved in a conspiracy related to the band.

Clear Notice: I must tell you that I cannot be your brother, sister, father, mother, love rival, only family member, lover, spiritual support, psychologist, life mentor, best friend, worst owner, pet and toy at the same time...

God Girls: ...Why not?

Qing Gao: Because I will leave eventually, but my ideals are immortal.

In short, this is a story that is a bit imaginative and a testimony to long-term vegetarianism.

"I hate otaku the most! What is Yosuga no Sora? Onii-chan!" Kousaka Kirino. "You need a powerful stain remover. A bed in the German orthopedic ward is ready." Kasumigaoka Utaha. "It's not me who's wrong, it's the world." Su Jie. Having transmigrated to the world of anime and manga, in order to continue his otaku life, he has no choice but to create his own ACG empire.

Two years ago, Yoru transmigrated to the western continent of the Fairy Tail world and activated the attribute-collecting system.

Whenever a mage casts a spell, the system will drop magic power and magical attributes.

Ding! Congratulations, host, you have gained the Time Magic attribute.

Ding! Congratulations, host, you have acquired the Flame Dragon Slayer Magic attribute.

Ding! Congratulations, host, you have gained the property of materialization magic.

…

Two years later, Yoru arrived in Ishgard with Irene's additional magical attributes, Neinhardt's materialization magical attributes, and Brandish's shapeshifting magical attributes.

When Ye Yu activated Brandish's shapeshifting magic, Mira, Erza, and the others exclaimed: Wow, it's huge! ...

Having traveled to the moon in the One Piece world, Char Aznable, after five years of silence, awakens his omniscience and omnipotence, leading a space pirate crew to invade the Grand Line!

Char decides to recruit the Seven Warlords of the Sea first, but then Shanks and Kizaru suddenly appear, leading to a perfect start!

"Kizaru under Lord Char's command! On April 1st, 1520 of the Sea Calendar!"

"Successfully recruited Admiral Akainu into the organization! Bonus: Double salary!"

"Akainu and Kizaru, you performed well during your undercover work, your salaries will be doubled!"

Upon hearing Robin's report, Kizaru's expression became exaggerated, and he grinned, "Oh, in a couple of days, we'll recruit Kuzan and Sengoku into the organization. Once their salaries are paid, we'll take down the Four Emperors."

Drink the strongest liquor, recruit the most powerful henchmen, and steal the most beautiful women!

Char, in the name of the Empire, declared to the World Government: This world is mine!

The Holy Land of Mary Geoise was reduced to ruins, the Five Elders died in battle, Im was on the verge of death, and the Celestial Dragons were enslaved. The supreme power that had stood for eight hundred years became history!

empire.....

Gen Xudou had no desire to join this farce called "Girl Band," and he had never promised anyone forever. But why do you always stubbornly believe you can pluck the stars from the sky, tear them apart, abandon their radiant light, and abandon the boundless universe to become a star that shines only for you? Even if gravity briefly captures a streaking comet, leaving a dazzling wake on the sky, it was only a fleeting chance occurrence. Now, that miraculous chance has ended. Toyokawa Shoko... I have no obligation to preserve the band you abandoned. Let [CryCHIC] become a thing of the past. Until that familiar yet different gravity binds me once again... Why can gravity be divided into two? Wait, I can't be the spiritual pillar, soulmate, de facto leader, the sun that warms everyone, the moon that soothes everyone, the best manager, and the worst betrayer of two bands at the same time. Even stars, caught in the gravity of two black holes, will be torn apart and eventually consumed. [Crychic＆mujica＆mygo, some changes to the original setting]

Mygo plus lonely rock — Kamikawa Saku obtains a galgame system. He also learns of one of his possible endings. [Single Ending]: During your three years of high school, you didn't have any girlfriends, but you happily spent your time with them… In the future, through your tireless efforts, you will possess immeasurable wealth, a group of like-minded friends, and ultimately live a happy life. Damn it, it's a galgame system, why is the single ending so tempting? Well then, single it is! Anyway, first step: become friends with them all! But… Takamatsu Akari: “Aren't we going to be in a band forever?” Kita Ikuyo: “Why are you always thinking about running away?”

Transmigrating to the Pokémon world, Zi Yu immediately acquires a time machine capable of randomly traveling through time, along with a Mew and Flutterwing. Using this machine, he can continuously jump between timelines, reaching places humans can't reach to steal Pokémon. That being said, isn't the final "capture" a bit off? Qishu, Lillie, Marie, Sirona, Mingyi... Got it, this wave completes the female trainer Pokédex.

Lin Rui traveled to the world of Star Railway and became a senior game producer in the company. After finishing Yalilo and Pinoconi. The progress of the game "Making a Railway Game, the Characters Are Crazy" has finally come to the place where the three destinies intersect, Ompharos. When Aglaya used three deaths to help Bai'e become the leader, the players collectively shed tears. "When she died, the whole world began to love her." "Aglaya is the white moonlight of all the golden descendants." When Feng Jin squeezed himself into the celestial mural because he was short of time, the players cried bitterly. "The knife is really too sharp." "No, this shape is also

My name is Mo Hong, and I'm an ordinary Penguin Logistics employee. My favorite thing is to slack off. Delivering packages is actually a part-time job. My real job is a cook, responsible for raising Angel and the wolf cubs... Occasionally, I help Rhodes Island with missions, help the Integration Movement improve its food supply, and help Saria Hummer take care of the children... But I'm really just a courier. Skirt size: