[Purely enjoyable, incredibly satisfying, by a highly-rated veteran author, a silky smooth experience]

[The new book's rating has just come out and will likely increase later.]

I, a human infant, was wiped out by my enemies and thrown into a spatial turbulence.

However, he was unexpectedly picked up by the Starry Sky Demon Dragon Emperor and became the most favored prince of the dragon race in billions of years.

It's all thanks to my good suicidal tendencies.

Scene 1: My first meeting with my adoptive father, the Dragon Emperor, was when he fed me a drop of the Holy King's essence blood.

I couldn't withstand it and exploded into a bloody mist on the spot.

Result: Perfectly reshaped by the Law of Destruction, activating the Elementary Demonic Dragon Body.

Dragon Emperor's foster father (shocked): "Good heavens, this human cub... we've struck gold!"

Scene 2: My adoptive father, worried that I was cold, grabbed a star to keep warm.

I was practically roasted alive when I opened my mouth and inhaled a mouthful of stellar energy.

Result: Using a star as a baby bottle, physical experience +10%.

Dragon Emperor's foster father (ecstatic): "Interesting, so interesting!"

Scene 3: The aloof Daenerys Targaryen thinks I'm dirty and wants to purify me.

I grabbed her crystal dragon horn and took a bite, leaving a tooth mark.

Result: Unlocked affinity with the laws of life and time, Daenerys's CPU went into overdrive.

Dragon Emperor's foster father (laughing wildly): "See that! My son's teeth are just like mine! Pretty impressive!"

From then on, I roamed freely among the dragons.

Today I'll gnaw on some divine metal to sharpen my teeth, tomorrow I'll dismantle a saint's palace to use as building blocks.

The older siblings (tearfully accusing him): "Father, Mother! Do something about him!"

The Dragon Emperor and his wife (in unison): "He's just a child, you should be more lenient with him."

At the age of 18, I returned to Earth with a million dragons to avenge the annihilation of my race, leaving my enemies dumbfounded.

Lin Baiyu's grandfather, lying in his hospital bed, decides to tell a white lie.

"Child, there is actually no hereditary disease in our family. You are just too talented to show it."

When you turn eighteen, you will achieve great things.

Five years later, at Jianghai Mental Hospital.

Your cheat code, the Mind-Body Body, has arrived. What my heart believes, is all true!

Lin Baiyu blew out the candles on her eighteenth birthday cake.

"I'm eighteen now, it's time to make a name for myself."

Xu Jia, a soon-to-be freshman, with the help of a system, rode a Ducati V4S to meet his future girlfriend. Just as he was marveling at how his "ugly" girlfriend was actually stunningly beautiful, an unexpected...

In his previous life, Zhang Beixing died young due to health reasons, but was reborn back to his college days.

Looking at this young, healthy but weak body, he decided to exercise hard and strengthen his body starting today.

[Question: I want to improve my physique and become stronger. What should I do?]

Zhang Beixing went online for help, and the system happened to appear. As long as he listened to advice and completed other people's suggestions, he could gain ability points and become infinitely stronger.

"Running slowly? Then carry some weights! Carrying 50 kilograms of weight and running ten kilometers every day will definitely make you as light as a swallow."

"Lack of jumping ability? That's because you didn't step your left foot on your right foot. If you train like this, you can fly..."

"Want to learn some weapons for self-defense? Come on, who touches controlled knives these days? Just practice chopping tree stumps with a wooden sword. Swing the sword ten thousand times a day, and when you've mastered it, you can injure people with your sword energy."

"Want to learn some kung fu? Who still practices traditional self-defense these days? Times have changed! Why not try to deduce the 'Flowing Water Shattering Rock Palm' and the 'Origin of Qi Body'..."

“…”

As one outrageous suggestion after another was put forward by stupid netizens.

Several years later, Zhang Beixing was interviewed and asked how he became a 'superman'.

He smiled slightly: "Nothing, I just listen to advice"

Netizen: "??? We are just joking, are you serious?"

[The Father's Avengers Alliance], [A Doting Father], [Give the Readers Something Good to Eat]

Li Pu transmigrates to the Marvel universe and awakens a cloud-based child-raising system. Just as he is wondering why the system has such a strange name, a spaceship suddenly falls from the sky and crashes in front of him.

He suspected he was about to find Superman, which would make his time travel a sure thing.

If you teach your child from a young age that extending your hand means they should come to your rescue "no matter what"...

However, when the cabin door opened, he saw a child with green hair and a tail.

The child he found is a Saiyan!

And he's the legendary Super Saiyan, Broly!

From then on, Lip adopted a baby every now and then. After Broly, he found Conrad Cots, the Primarch of the "Midnight Lords," and a tiny Homelander...

Wait a minute, you're asking these kids why they're all notorious "father's enemies"?

Li Pu was also helpless about this.

God knows how many belts he went through in order to educate these troubled children.

But as the children grew up, Li Pu gradually came to appreciate the joys of being a father.

...

Broly: Dad, that purple sweet potato spirit is also a piece of trash with a combat power of less than 1 million. I didn't even have to use my strength before he was knocked out.

Conrad Coates: Father, Tony Stark called me "Batman," which was such a lame nickname that I got so angry I bought his company.

Ah Zu: Dad, which Mom have you got your eye on? I'll help you snatch her away... Waaaaah! (Li Pu quickly covers his mouth)

(The ratings have just been released, please don't mind them)

[System + Resignation + Humor + Lighthearted + Urban + Campus]

Gu Chen's motto in life: I'll enjoy the good times, but let others bear the hardships.

He thought he could just lie around and live a life of ease, but he ended up getting into Tsinghua and Peking Universities and then his food allowance was cut off!

Just as he was cursing the injustice of fate—[Ding! The strongest slacking-off system is bound!]

"Congratulations on enrolling in a relaxed posture! Reward: 2 million!"

"Congratulations on driving the instructor crazy! Your reward is a Lamborghini!"

"Congratulations on taking your foreign friend to a bathhouse, here's your reward..."

The counselor broke down: "Gu Chen! Can't you be normal for once?!"

Students from Tsinghua and Peking Universities roared: "Did he come here to study or to have a vacation?!"

The system kindly reminded you: "Host, please continue your act of slacking off."

Reopened '2' times

This book is also known as "Slaying Gods: I Have a Blade, Slaughtering Across Dimensions!"

[This book is sweet, so proceed with caution if you don't like that. If you're unhappy, just eat me! + Invincible + Lin Qiye's childhood sweetheart]

Good news: I've transmigrated. Bad news: I've transmigrated to the world of Godslayer.

Good news: She was reborn as a baby. Bad news: She became Lin Qiye's childhood sweetheart.

Seriously? Master Erjiu, what are you trying to do?!

[Ding! Congratulations, you are a sweet and soft girl~]

Huh? No, you damned old scoundrel Erjiu, what are you doing?!

Lin Qiye: Wanwan, you smell so good!

Su Wan: Holy crap! What are you trying to do, Zero Wife Night?! Jialan is your true love!!!

Garan: Hmm...

Good news: I've awakened a system. Bad news: I've transmigrated and become a girl.

Zhao Kongcheng: Girl, watch this strike, it'll be so cool!!!

Su Wan: Uncle Zhao, watch this! This strike is even cooler than yours!!!

Masked Man: My hair?! This fragrant, soft food in front of me was devoured in a single slice. Feed me peanuts!!!

Loki: Mortal, would you be willing to become my agent?

The long sword was drawn. Su Wan: Little Loki, obediently become my servant.

Jialan, you need to take care of your Seven Nights!

Shen Qingzhu: Master, please accept my bow!

Cao Yuan: I admit it, you are indeed more handsome than Lin Qiye.

Baili Pangpang: So sweet, so sweet... (chewing)

An Qingyu: I'm very interested in you, if only... *slap!* (Jiang Er slaps her) Waaaaaah, feed me peanuts.

[Ding! Congratulations on awakening the Story Collapse System!]

[Self-defined background and identity + dramatic protagonist + memes + mysterious past + grand world view]

Autumn Twenty arrives in the world of Teyvat by accident.

They obtained the so-called "player madness system".

There's another chance to set your own identity within the backstory.

And you can choose when to enter the card pool.

So, in order to have some fun, Qiu Nian started his own operation.

Version 1.1...

"Qiu Nian is so handsome! Why does this man only exist in the story and not in the gacha pool?!"

"Quickly add it to the card pool! Quickly add it to the card pool!"

"Instantly maxed out upon entering the gacha pool!"

His popularity across the internet continues to rise.

But as time went on...

Version 4.0...

When will Lao Qiu be added to the card pool?

"You're asking me?"

"Just who is this man?!"

"MiHoYo, stop hiding it, it's already at version 4.0!"

"Lao Qiu is still taking a walk! He's still taking a walk!"

This man is incredibly mysterious; no matter how many versions have been released, players are constantly speculating about his identity.

Many scholars sat in front of their screens until dawn, and none of them could guess the man's true identity.

An unnamed five-star general even commented:

"No one can know Laoqiu's true identity before the end of the Teyvat arc, not even the game planners, unless Daweiqiu can descend to earth in person."

...

But one day, his true identity was finally revealed.

And his past and everything he does now.

This shocked the entire internet.

(Genshin Impact + Slice of Life + Lighthearted + Funny + Plot + No Dimensional Barriers + Various Types of Spam + Author's Random Intervention + Invincible + Transmigration + Game & Anime + No Female Lead + Saving the Knife + I Drowned the Water God of Fontainebleau + Gui Zhong and Zhong Li's CP is Locked in, Take it or Leave + Those Who Don't Read the Synopsis and Still Criticize, Don't Blame It on Themselves + Cloud Monkeys and Idiots, Please Don't Show Off Your Intelligence + Those Who Read the Synopsis and Still Dislike the Style and Characteristics, Don't Blame It on Themselves + More Genshin Impact Fanfiction to be Added When I Remember). This is a story about a god who inexplicably arrives in an unknown world and meets all sorts of humans and gods. In this story, our motto is: Don't Do Anything Serious! By the way, this book contains a lot of things that break the dimensional barrier, so please don't panic. Also, this article contains a lot of various types of spam, so please try to swim to later chapters or skip directly to chapters. Also, this is a Genshin Impact fanfiction, yes, it's a Genshin Impact fanfiction, a Genshin Impact slice-of-life, lighthearted, funny, plot-driven fanfiction. So, can you find my book in the search?!

[Urban Martial Arts] [Single Female Lead] [Sixth Brother] [Exhilarating Combat] [Volume] [Family Protectiveness]

Su Xinghe transmigrates to an urban martial arts world and becomes an orphan without parents.

Just when he thought he was about to make a comeback as an "orphan," he discovered...

The original owner was a complete waste! While others could control lightning with their lightning-based abilities, his was only good for charging his phone.

Su Xinghe: I'm tired. Let's destroy it!

However, things took an unexpected turn when the "Path of Martial Arts Achievement," designed to subdue those who dared to defy the odds, was activated—as long as you completed the tasks issued by the system, you could obtain free attribute points!

Su Xinghe was filled with enthusiasm, and had just set a small goal when his parents came knocking on his door!

Su's mother: "Son, if anyone bullies you, I'll shake all their eggs until the yolks are broken!"

Su's father: "My dear son, here's a hundred million for your pocket money!"

From then on, when Su Xinghe prepared to study diligently, his father bought the entire cultivation tower.

Just as he was about to risk his life in the secret realm, his mother had already sent a fleet to flatten it.

Looking at the path to becoming a top-tier writer, which had been "crushed" by his parents' love, Su Xinghe timidly raised his hand to the system: "Um... System Bro... why don't you uninstall it? I'm afraid my parents will misunderstand!"