First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

When your favorite character comes into reality.

Che: Do you know how much harm this will cause to a child?

Kiana: ...So, this is why you wrote me as your wife? It's fine if you just wrote me as your wife, but you also want a harem? I'll let you have a harem!

Mei: Hehe~

Mei sat there wiping the sword and looking at Che "gently".

With their arrival, Dang Che stepped into their world.

"I've been here, I've seen it, I'm here to change this imperfect story... Ai Li, stop pulling my ears... X﹏X"

[Hodgepodge world view], [pseudo dnd], [fun]

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"All the spells I developed and improved are out of the exploration of truth and the pursuit of science. You should not slander a simple scholar like me."

In the first year of the Third Era, Jia Xiu, the greatest spellcaster in history, the inventor of more than 10,000 spells, and the sorcerer known as the forbidden spell maker, answered like this when facing the accusation of genocide.

"Why does the infinite healing spell make the target's whole body get cancer? Just tell me if the cancer tumor is healing infinitely!"

"The absolute protection spell blocks the air and causes suffocation? Heaven and earth are conscientious, air is very dangerous, of course it must be blocked, I have sufficient evidence to prove that anyone who breathes the air will die."

"The little boy's summoning spell destroyed the Demon King's City, and the radiation produced made it uninhabitable for 30 years. Well, this, uh... I am the extermination of the demon race, how about it! I say I am innocent, whoever agrees, whoever opposes!"

[Simulation + Mind-Blowing + Thriller + Dark + Comedy + Invincible] Lin Tian transmigrates to a world where the dimensional barrier has shattered, and monsters that should only exist in movies and novels roam freely. Humans can also enter various scripts to simulate storylines and gain extraordinary powers for self-defense...

At the start, Lin Tian unlocks the Origin Power "Talent Hundredfold Amplification", amplifying all talent effects by one hundred times!

Talent: Fitness Enthusiast (Green) - 100x Boost - Unrivaled in Martial Arts (Purple)

Talent: Grandmaster of Fist (Blue) amplified 100 times -- Eternal Fist Saint (Gold)

Talent: Enlightened One (Gold) amplifies by 100 times -- Great Dao Deduction (Colorful)

......

"The Clown," "The Sheep Village Paradox," "The Flesh of Tang Monk," "The True Explanation of the Universe"...

Many nightmare scenarios that seemed like certain death turned out to be easily solved by Lin Tian.

When he came to his senses, he was already invincible.

Attention, the doomsday city world ahead, the cyber wizards are about to invade!

Wizards, one of the extraordinary professions in the cyber world, are limited by the number of extraordinary items in existence, and it is difficult to advance to extraordinary power.

...

The doomsday crisis in the city broke out, extraordinary items blossomed everywhere, but extraordinary professions have not yet been born.

Lynch, who has the [Gate], travels between the two worlds.

Huang Ye, who traveled to an unknown space, was assassinated by a maidservant at the beginning. The person behind the scenes was mysterious. In order to break the killing situation, Huang Ye began to save himself. The martial arts secret book he accidentally got turned out to be the Jade Girl Heart Sutra. In desperation, he could only practice the martial arts in reverse. By accident, he actually cultivated the dual cultivation of immortality, and the martial arts could also improve the physique of mortals. After the transformation, Huang Ye did not choose to fight alone, but used the martial arts to establish the smallest sect in history, constantly absorbing various beauties to join the sect, including maidservants, female teachers, jade sisters, loli, twin female ghosts, green and white snake demons, witches, female killers, nuns...

A unique way of cultivating immortals, unprecedented abilities, unpredictable plots, a combination of technology and fantasy, welcome to this magical world.

The way of heaven collapses, the chaotic beasts become extinct, the world history is broken, and the war between humans and demons continues...

Everyone thought that the end of evolution was the immortal beasts, until Lin Chen brought his cow to this continent and broke the law of evolution in this world.

......

PS: There are three evolutionary routes:

Atavism evolution: if a single bloodline exceeds 50%, there is a chance to reappear the original ancestor

Alienation Evolution: Fusion of three 20%+ bloodlines to create a new variant form

Law Evolution: Breaking through the 99% purity barrier, the body becomes energy

[This book is also known as: "Pirates: The Strongest Background Emperor in History!" "Pirates: I Unite the Rocks Pirates!" "Tremble, Celestial Dragons" "Pirates: He Defines Legends!"]

He traveled to the world of pirates and became Rocks' biological brother, but his parents were brutally killed by the Celestial Dragons when he was 2 years old!

In order to avenge their parents, the two brothers resolutely went out to sea, became pirates, and took revenge on the Celestial Dragons!

Many years later, such a legend was circulated on the sea.

"As Rocks' only brother, Rocks regards him as his Achilles' heel!"

"Marry Whitebeard's sister and be regarded as the most beloved brother-in-law by Whitebeard!"

"Charlotte Lingling's only husband!"

"The lifesaver of the great pirates Golden Lion, Wang Zhi, Silver Axe, and John!"

"Kaido regards him as an idol, a man he will follow for his whole life!"

"Just hearing his name is enough to scare the celestial dragons to death!"

This era is called Loen!

After transmigrating into the world of Honkai, while others were soul-possessing actual bodies, Liu Bai experienced a true soul possession—becoming a literal guardian spirit.

And as if that weren’t enough, he was stuck with something called the [Guardian Spirit Simulator].

With no other choice, Liu Bai began running simulations again and again...

Aponia started calling me “Divine One.”

Mobius constantly wanted to experiment on me.

Seele showed me deep admiration and respect.

Durandal... I somehow managed to completely mislead her.

And nothing happened between me and Rita, seriously.

…

After conquering the Honkai, Liu Bai looked at the smiling girls who had now surrounded him—

and fell into stunned silence.

Why didn’t anyone tell him that clearing the game would make him alive again?!

This is a world where games and reality merge. Everyone can change their job at the age of eighteen and become a powerful professional to fight against the countless monsters pouring out from the dimensional cracks.

Warriors, mages, assassins, priests...powerful combat professionals are respected and gain both fame and fortune.

Life-related occupations, on the other hand, are considered useless waste.

At the much-anticipated job-changing ceremony, the time traveler Lin Feng unfortunately changed his job into the most useless life-related profession - Summoner. He could only summon some small animals that had no combat power and became the laughing stock of the whole school.

Just when he was feeling discouraged, he awakened the world's only SSS-level talent - [God-level Tip]!

[God-level Tip: The Summoner class in front of you has a hidden unique evolutionary path. Please go to...]

[God-level Tip: In the C-rank dungeon 'Goblin Forest' in front of you, there's a hidden treasure chest buried under the large tree in the southeast corner. It contains a gold-level weapon...]

[God-level Tip: The skill you are learning, 'Summon Bunny', can be mutated into 'Summon Moonlight Jade Rabbit King' after 1000 consecutive summons...]

[God-level Tip: The BOSS in front of you, the 'Flame Lord', may seem powerful, but its left knee is its fatal weakness. Attacking it will cause 10 times the critical damage!]

When everyone was busy trying to clear a dungeon, Lin Feng had already looked at the prompts and easily took away all the hidden rewards.

While the geniuses were still gloating over a piece of silver equipment, Lin Feng's warehouse was already filled with legendary artifacts.