I never thought that I could practice while walking and become a big boss even when lying down.
People say: Be a salted fish with dreams. You want to turn over, but accidentally the salted fish sticks to the pan.
Oops! It’s all over…
Is it the injustice of fate, or the hero’s triumphant song!
The legendary world where one controls the universe in his hands, steps on the stars, and flies with swords has really come into being.
All kinds of big guys gathered together.
The fairy said: Don’t soak me, there is no boiling water at home, so I can’t be cooked.
The boss said: Come, play mahjong?
Su Xun was very distressed because he was despised by everyone and flowers withered at his sight wherever he went.
As he famously said, no matter how handsome you are, you will always attract jealousy and hatred.
Other people’s handsomeness makes people chase them all over the street, but his handsomeness makes people chop him down all over five streets.
The Growth Story of an Unknown Young Monster and Deity
This is the story of a little red bird's weight loss as it grows. The following synopsis is omitted...
This is, of course, a YY novel. It's just a YY novel, nothing more.
A giant dragon entwined on a golden mountain, a griffin soaring through the sky, orcs fiercely battling in the wilderness... a divine sword spanning a chasm, a church nestled in a small town, a spring flowing through the continent... all of this is recorded in the "Adventurer's Album," created by the legendary spellcaster Levi, a work equally as famous as the "Adventurer's Handbook." Levi journeyed into a fantastical world of swords and sorcery, initially merely wanting to draw these unfamiliar characters and scenes. But then he befriended dragons, drank with demons, and painted succubi... It all began with his famous adventurer's motto: "Adventurers must take risks."
Aatrox: "How can I obtain an ideal body? If you can't tell me, you will die!" Zuo Chi: "I only know a little bit! Keep heading north to the endless frozen land called Freljord, maybe you can get a decent body there!" Ashe: "Zuo Chi, what should I do to unify Freljord!" Zuo Chi: "This... I only know a little bit! You can find a man who knows a little bit about everything as your blood ally!" Viego: "Isold, my love, how can I meet you again!" Zuo Chi: "Well, I know a little bit..."
The quiet and peaceful Monster Camp is where the goblins have lived for generations, happily breeding here, living in harmony with the world. Until one day, an adventurer, wielding the Dawn Glaive and with monster heads hanging from his waist, entered, pushing a wooden cartwheel. Sherlock, smiling, declared to the goblins, "Any goblin taller than the cartwheel must die." The goblins responded with a "Gugugugugugu!" (Haha, you fool! How could a goblin be taller than the cartwheel?) Sherlock replied, "If you're all right, let's begin now." With a gentle push, Sherlock leveled the cartwheel. The goblins responded with a "%...&¥%¥!!!" ... [A pseudo-D&N world, slow-paced adventure, featuring both magic and martial arts, and a collection of monster encyclopedias] This book is also known as "The Strongest Adventurer on Earth, a Ruthless Map Pusher," "This Rider..."
Su Gua's life was filled with misfortune. From birth, he'd inexplicably trigger various bugs: clipping, ping drops, missing textures... His umbilical cord lost its collision volume when he was born, and no matter how hard he tried, it wouldn't cut, terrifying the entire delivery room. He went to school, and during break time, the entire school went into a trance with ping drops. He returned home, and upon opening the door, he was transported back seventy years, running head-on into a group of grandmas watching a movie. He took the elevated highway out of town, but a massive black curtain cut the road in half, encircling his hometown, with the words "[Map Loading]" blazoned across it. Later, Su Gua became a player and entered a strange game. As a result, the succubus girls lost their costume textures, the hangman's rope was long enough for a whole class of girls to jump rope, the "No Entry" sign at the hidden store entrance became "Free," and upon entering the game, he killed a chicken and entered the final stage, where the headless boss, bewildered, held a chicken's head. Sadako, who had just emerged from the TV with her upper body stuck in the washing machine, stuck her butt out: "Qiuqiu, you'd better kill me..." The system was furious: [Player Su Gua is making strange threats and breaking the rules of the world. He's truly rebellious! Now he's deciding on the crocodile skin outside the new human plasma. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot...] The players were shocked: "Your bug even freezes the system?" Su Gua slammed the table and stood up: "Whose bug is it? I cleared the level by my own ability!"
A traveler who just returned from another world suddenly discovered that huge cracks leading to another world were constantly appearing on the earth. Monsters, demons, and magical empires followed one after another. The end of the world has arrived - no wonder! The traveler said that at this time, of course, he would call the police immediately.
P.S.1: This book is not an apocalyptic novel. I emphasize again that it is not an apocalyptic novel, nor is it a military novel.
ps2: Although the author is no longer a newbie, please don’t tease me.
ps3: New group number 588314638
Some things we only appreciate after we've lost them. For example, the carefree days of childhood. For example, the love of parents who sheltered you from the storms of life before you became an adult. And for example… the Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon. When the initial ache is gone, and you gaze at the bright, melancholic sun at a 45-degree angle, his… oh no, her breast pain has flowed like a river. In conclusion, this is the story of a hardcore otaku with maxed-out programming skills who transforms into a girl and embarks on a chaotic (and hilarious) adventure in another world. Speaking of which, transformation is one thing (are you sure?), but why is it [Sadaharuwang]?
Good news! Luo Liya has transmigrated! She comes with a super-powerful racial template and the help of a powerful figure—a perfect start! The bad news is… what does "a witch's experiment" mean? Why are there immortals in this other world? And why do they want to burn me alive? …A few hardships, but Luo Liya believes she can endure them! …However, after finally infiltrating the witch's world disguised as a witch, Luo Liya discovers that if she's exposed, she'll be turned into grilled squid and eaten. To avoid being discovered, she has no choice but to painstakingly hone her acting skills, waiting for the day she can escape the witch's control! …This book is also known as "The Story of the Little Witch with 100% Acting Skills and the Strange Witch Who Saw Through Everything."
Alex thought her life would continue forever like a marionette.
Every day, she was controlled to enter seemingly different worlds, exploring, mining, building houses, traveling between the main world and the Nether, and finally defeating that familiar giant dragon in the End.
Until that day.
"Let's play something relaxing today, maybe open a burger shop or something. What mod is this? Real?"
"Aine? Come down for dinner!"
"Okay~ Hmm, let me finish loading this first... Huh? So hot! Why is the computer smoking? Wow——!"
A cry of despair echoed in her ears, and the world fell into darkness.
When Alex woke up again, she found herself inside a burger shop. The feeling of being bound had disappeared. Was she free?
She walked to the door and instinctively knocked over the nearby table, lifting the long table that was taller than her.
"Ding ding ding!" The sound of a wind chime rang out.
"Excuse me... are you still hiring here?"
A tired-looking girl with blue hair in twin tails pushed the door open, but was overshadowed by a shadow in front of her. She looked up, her gaze landing on the long table she was holding high.
"Sorry! I didn't mean to interrupt!"
The setting is a mix of MYGO+Madoka Magica, with the protagonist being a semi-original character, and the MC is Alex.