[Nonsensical] [Shameless] [Unconventional]
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In a hidden corner of the demon realm.
The little monsters sat beside the tall skeleton, listening to the old monster tell stories of the past.
“In the past, humans were terrified of us demons.”
"We have vast tracts of land in the human realm, expansive and beautiful soil, and warm and comfortable dwellings..."
"When the human children heard that we were coming, they were so scared that they didn't even dare to cry. Hehe, they were so domineering."
"And then what happened?" the little monsters asked curiously. "Why are we hiding here now, digging up tree roots?"
"And then..." The old monster's eyes trembled slightly, as if recalling the most terrifying events of the past.
"The world is in an uproar over Yue Wen."
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"Congratulations! Our 'Yue Family Cultivation Agency' is widely loved by the people of Jiangcheng and has been selected as the best cultivation institution of the year. Master Yue, could you share with everyone why you have achieved such success?"
On television, an ethereal female reporter raises a microphone.
“You might not believe it,” Yue Wen replied seriously, “I have seen a dragon.”
Wu Ruo died, and then he was reborn, reborn in his most useless, darkest, most hateful, and fattest time.
Forced into marriage, he was not only a useless person who couldn't cultivate, but he also needed help to get out of bed, was out of breath after walking a few steps, and got his butt stuck in the door when he went out. He was utterly useless and had reached new heights of obesity.
But--
He's already so fat, and they still want him to serve the emperor?
Oh shit.
Come on, grandpa, I'm going to crush you!
In this life, Wu Ruo decides to clear her name of all her past misdeeds while seeking revenge.
Mo Yuan, a master of escape room design and structural engineering, unexpectedly transmigrates and becomes a lowly menial disciple of the Qingyun Sect. A spiritual root failure? Resource scarcity? Surrounded by powerful enemies? Fear not!
He descended with the "Heavenly Gate Secret Treasure" and awakened a god-level talent to control the gates of all worlds!
The enemy unleashes a barrage of swords? I'll just open a portal and let them taste their own flying swords!
The sect's protective formation is blocking my way? I'll use my knowledge of topology to twist it into a Möbius strip!
A celestial being from the upper realm descends to show off? I won't open the Heavenly Gate to welcome him; instead, I'll open a door at his feet that leads straight to the Abyss of Demons!
He appears to be an honest and introverted handyman, but in reality, he is the cunning and shrewd mastermind behind the team. He is outwardly calm but inwardly shrewd, with a free-thinking mind, ruthless towards enemies, and absolutely trusting of his comrades.
His icy senior sister, Su Qi, is his only soulmate and moral constraint.
Honest Tiezhu, shrewd Manguan, sharp-tongued Qingyi, and tech-savvy Xiaoban are his brothers-in-arms who share life and death.
Starting from the bottom of a sect, he traversed countless realms. Using spatial laws and modern thinking, Mo Yuan forged an unprecedented path to immortality!
"This is against the rules... but it makes sense."
“Structurally, your spell has 37 weak points.”
"Let's 'open a back door' for this world."
Witness how Mo Yuan takes charge of the Heavenly Gate, overturns tradition, leads his group of problem geniuses in a passionate battle, and gradually uncovers the ultimate secrets of the myriad worlds, becoming the Key Holder who governs the order of all worlds!
"Heavenly Gate Showdown" - A different kind of Xianxia, but with the same passion! Rules are meant to be broken!
[This novel will be available for purchase on June 9th, with three chapters released that day. Welcome to read!] Lin Nanyin transmigrated into a cultivation world, becoming an ordinary mortal. Heaven bestowed upon her a golden finger—immortality. Yes, her lifespan is limitless; she arrived at eighteen and will remain eighteen forever. However, immortality doesn't mean immortality. To survive, Lin Nanyin decided to play it safe, ensuring no one could outlive her. Later, her former underlings became righteous sect leaders, her pets became demon race chiefs, and a powerful figure in the demonic path became one of her grand-disciples… while she remained unknown. Ten thousand years of cultivation went unnoticed, but one day of ascension brought fame throughout the world. Goal: Go home!
[Refreshing read + American horror + ruthless action + no character downgrades]
This is a world without horror movies; all the monsters from horror movies have appeared in reality.
Cao Kun transmigrated into the body of a corpse that had died under the trap set by the old man with the vertical saw.
The old man with the chainsaw was dismembering people one by one, and it was almost Cao Kun's turn.
At a critical moment, he activated the Celestial Master System, used Taoist magic to suppress all evil, became famous in Hollywood, and became a legendary Celestial Master.
Freddy Krueger: I am the master of dreams, invincible in dreams, and no one can kill me.
Cao Kun: Have you ever heard of the Taoist incantation for exorcising evil spirits? "When the sun rises in the east, a nightmare is inevitable. With a single strike of the divine sword, all monsters vanish."
Freddy: Ah! Master Cao, please spare me, I'm willing to be your dog.
Death: Whoever I choose to die, must die. No one is exempt.
Cao Kun: Have you ever witnessed a thunderbolt striking your head?
On that day, countless bolts of lightning struck down simultaneously, and the God of Death was annihilated.
Hollywood stars from all walks of life: Master Cao, sell me a talisman, I'll agree to any conditions.
[Urban setting, Feng Shui, physiognomy, Taoist priests, multiple female protagonists]
Zhou Fan, a wandering sorcerer, obtained a beast-patterned seal that recognized him as its master. From then on, he became proficient in magic and entered the Dao, but all he wanted to do was make money.
“Good sister, I swear to God I will never be fickle, or may I be struck by lightning.”
"Oh no! A bolt of lightning is coming! I'm doomed..."
"Oh! I almost forgot, I can withstand heavenly lightning."
About Special Forces: Starting with Fire Blue Blade: A young man embarks on a journey through countless worlds due to a fortuitous encounter. He becomes a king of soldiers in the Special Forces world. He roams the world of martial arts, wielding a sword. He rides the wind and flies on a sword in the Xianxia world. If there are any worlds you'd like to see featured, please comment and let me know, and I'll consider including them.
[Space + Decisive and Ruthless + No Simping + Multiple Female Leads + System + Transmigration + No Protagonist Abuse + Urban Fantasy] (Adapted into a short drama: The Rise to Power Begins with Doing Good Deeds) My girlfriend treats me like an ATM? I retort by moving into her brother's house and inheriting everything from him, including her... She doesn't know that I've awakened my Heavenly Eye, allowing me to see the souls of the dead! As long as I help these souls fulfill their last wishes, I can gain everything! A heaven-defying space, futuristic technology, invincible martial arts... From then on, I'm ruthless and ruthless, enjoying the company of beautiful women! I sweep through everything in my path! I punch warlords, kick tycoons, and even the king bows before me! When my gold-digging ex-girlfriend cries and begs to get back together, her sister-in-law is already pregnant with twins... Protagonist: Meng Dekun
[Female disguised as male] [1V1, sweet and gentle, no abuse]
Xiao Qishao, who has been bound to the Underworld App since childhood, has returned to the capital!
On her first day back home, she drew large symbols on the stone lions guarding the house with dog blood and refused to let anyone wipe them off.
Within two days, he went to the mass grave, dug up a fresh corpse, dragged it to the yamen, beat the drum to appeal for justice, and insisted that the person had died a pitiful death.
"This is even worse. Young Master Xiao was performing a shamanistic ritual in the courtyard, and his incoherent ramblings scared a little maid to death. What a tragedy!"
"..."
She's a ridiculous, stinky younger brother, despised by everyone and even dogs.
The Xiao family's one, two, five, and six older brothers all said: This child is definitely not their biological child!
She was also a Taoist master, with eyes as sharp as lightning.
Fortune telling, astrological analysis, feng shui consultations, yin-yang and yang divination, and life and death analysis—all of these require extra payment!
A dissolute and dissolute young man, ignorant and incompetent, yet his words are considered auspicious and fortunate.
She only wanted to work hard to achieve good results in order to increase her lifespan in the app, but she didn't expect to accumulate so much good karma that she accidentally became the Crown Princess!
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"My brother is possessed by evil spirits every day, and I've read through countless ancient books but still don't know how to cure this condition..."
"We can accept all of the above faults, but his homosexuality has serious consequences. This is the tenth time he has smiled at that jerk!"
"I fear I will be childless and without descendants. This throne... cannot be seized..." the Crown Prince pondered.
[Infinite Reincarnation] + [Features Women, No Fixed Female Lead] + [Random Identity]
Death? It's merely the beginning of reincarnation!
"His meridians are blocked, rendering his martial arts useless!"
The explosion sent shockwaves through the entire clan. The patriarch's son was a cripple? Mocking, smug, and incredulous gazes instantly focused on him.
Even his father, Qin Huai'an, could only look on with heaviness and complexity.
Qin Shou, however, remained calm and unmoved.
It was all because deep within his mind, a golden book titled "Reincarnation" suddenly opened:
(Current first incarnation—Young Master Qin.)
(In the next life, one can briefly summon a phantom of their past life to dominate the present!)
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Qin Shou resolutely turned around and headed straight for the family's library. What he pulled out with his raised hand was none other than the blood-stained, infamous forbidden demonic art—the *Blood Slaughter Scripture*!