(Long novel, slow-paced, family-oriented + private + daily life focus + OOC warning + minor timeline adjustments. If you mind these, please skip. The protagonist group remains strong, regrets are resolved, and the protagonist does not fall in love.)

Bad news: Jian Yun blew himself up in his sect, ended up in a godforsaken place, and picked up a sixteen-year-old boy who introduced himself as Tom Riddle.

Good news: Jian Yun has plenty of treasures in his ring—more than enough to make his family rich.

Later, Jian Yun became the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts and led the young wizards down an irreversible path to power.

Who was it that forced the school board to urgently ban sword flying over the castle?

Who made Professor Snape declare that using cauldrons to cook hot pot is strictly prohibited?

Who caused Hogwarts to forbid little wizards from using lightning magic on ghosts?

Who covered the castle in hidden weapons, turning Death Eaters into unwitting victims?

Riddle and the Savior stood together, sighing:

"Did someone else do this? How can they be so stupid?"

As a student, Voldemort accidentally developed schizophrenia. After an incident, he and his secondary personality split apart. Fifty years later, he returned in a new body—only to find another person had taken everything he once desired. But the one responsible for it all simply scoffed:

"A rat in the gutter doesn’t deserve love."

Tom asked him seriously:

"Can you teach me what it means to love someone?"

After the war, Lily and Ariana became best friends.

Dumbledore and Grindelwald argued over sweet vs. salty tofu pudding.

And Professor Snape? He simply added a spoonful of chili oil to his bowl.

(tried manually fixing translation issues in the desc, and I'm never doing it again, took me 15 mins lol)

In the shadow of the green lantern, Carl tapped Voldemort's diary with a hook stained with evil despair.

"Poor lonely ghost, you are mine, come out and play, how are we going to carry out this pleasant torture?"

On the day when the owl delivered the Hogwarts admission letter, Carl was excited, but also glad that he did not choose "Harry Potter" when he copied books to make money. He was just one step away from biting into the special melon of Avada. After Professor McGonagall arrived, Carl discovered his talent (external plug-in): "Detect Minerva McGonagall, Animagus Transformation... Match Nidalee, Vastaya Xayah Transformation..."

It is understandable that they can transform into a cat, but why did Professor Snape match Viego? "Forever lost my love! Defeat with a single glance!

The Quibbler's interview today - Who do you think is the most laid-back Hogwarts faculty member?

Minerva McGonagall: Although it depends on the situation, I personally think it's Brian.

Albus Dumbledore: Isn't it Brian? It's a different story if we count the magical animals.

Chet Bryan: Who else besides Hagrid and me?

Reporter: May I ask what these three boxes in your hand are?

Chet Bryan: Ah, this is of course Hagrid and I's nightcap today. My friend, you've had a hard time coming to Hogwarts. If you're willing, come and have a drink with us tonight.

Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, Wayne awakened the Chaos Lord system. As long as he created chaos and violated school rules, he would be rewarded.

Thus, Hogwarts ushered in the most lively period.

Dumbledore: "A student life that does not violate school rules is incomplete, but Wayne... please restrain yourself."

McGonagall: "I thought the Weasley twins were invincible, but I didn't expect Wayne to be braver than them!"

Professor Sprout: "Since he came, the badger has become a flat-headed brother."

Snape: "Azkaban! He should be assigned to Azkaban!"

Voldemort: "Don't bother with the Son of Prophecy, I just want to kill Wayne Lawrence! Now, immediately, right away!"

Wayne spread his hands helplessly: "I'm just a little more lively, why do you keep urging me to graduate?"

Travel through the world of Harry Potter and obtain the [Positive Energy Explosion Attribute System].

As long as you do positive things, the relevant people may drop attributes.

"I picked up 1000 Occlumency experience points, and my Occlumency skill level reached max. I got the achievement: Spell Mastery!"

"I picked up 500 points of Potions experience, and my Potions skill level was upgraded to level 5. I got the achievement: Potions Master!"

"I picked up 1000 points of physical experience, and my physical fitness increased to level 7. I got the achievement: Tear a dragon apart with my bare hands!"

...

Snape: "Are you an expert in potions? You should be the one to take the potions class from now on!"

Dumbledore: "You can master all spells at once, and you are so positive! You are the hope of the wizarding world!"

Voldemort: "We are all wizards. What do you mean by tearing the earth apart with your bare hands? Also, how come you are more proficient in dark magic than I am?"

Looking at the various black magic spells at the maximum level on his panel, Lynch was speechless.

Do positive things, why is the attribute explosion rate of black magic so high?

He looked at the admiring eyes of the people in the magic world:

"Although I'm very proficient in the dark arts, that doesn't prevent me from being the most positive wizard in the world. No one should object, right?"

Want to rescue someone from Azkaban? No problem, so easy! Want to see the wizarding world wiped out? Simple, just pay up! Want to sink Hogwarts into the Black Lake so Mom won't have to worry about my studies anymore? Good idea, this one's free! Want to see Mars collide with Earth? Young man, take things one step at a time, don't be so ambitious... How about the moon colliding with Earth? In May 1987, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry expelled a student. That same year, a brand new shop opened in Cross Street. Ares Delfino stepped out of the school, a smile on his face, and bowed gracefully to the wizarding world: The Everything Shop, dedicated to solving the problems of every noble wizard! PS: This book is also known as: Part-Time Professor at Hogwarts [Serious HP Fanfiction]

What's it like to transmigrate and have a system that insists you become the Dark Lord? I don't want a high-risk job like the Dark Lord!

...Hermione, don't be like that, stop it, I can't betray Luna!

...Fleur, please go, I'm sorry, it can't happen between us!

...Cho Chang, I'm begging you, go find your Cedric, don't mess with me, Luna will kill me if she sees us!

..."Azkaban!" ⊙▽⊙ What's happening? Sorting Hat, what are you trying to do? Don't scare me!

Transmigrating into Harry Potter, he gains a system that allows him to grow stronger through learning. While young wizards are still struggling with the Levitation Charm, Rock has already mastered the entire Standard Spellbook. Hermione: "His notes are more complete than Mrs. Pince's!" The Weasley twins: "Great Rock! We call you the strongest!" Snape: "Potter! If your potions were even a tenth as good as his..." [Flicker] is maxed out to the Law level, a single [Radiant] Holy Light will crush any dissent. [Levitation] is maxed out to the Myth level, a wave of the hand [Universal Pull] will hold the stars in his palm. When Voldemort brandishes the Elder Wand, announcing his 'Return of the Dead', Rock looks at the densely packed, dazzlingly bright max-level skill panel and silently pulls out the wand he's swung countless times. "Tom, have you ever heard of a spell that falls from the sky... Expelliarmus?"...

Traveling through the Harry Potter world, Ciel is bound to an infinite deduction system. He can gain deduction points by swallowing objects and deduce all knowledge.

Thus, Hogwarts welcomed the most greedy foodie in history, who was also the most talented spell scholar, alchemist, and potion master...

"Eat ten Scottish round-faced fat chickens and gain one thousand deduction points."

"Consume five broken wands and gain 5,000 deduction points."

"Drink a pot of scabies potion that is about to explode, drink a bottle of spoiled love potion, drink Polyjuice Potion mixed with Snape's hair..."

"No, host, can you eat something good?"

Ciel laughed dryly.

"It's not bad to earn some points."

"Okay, Deep Blue, hurry up and deduce it for me."

"What did you deduce the Luminescent Charm into last time? Oh, yes, the Eternal Blazing Sun Charm!"

"This time, deduce the Flying Curse into the All-Seeing Heaven Attraction!"

Many years later, Voldemort returned and Charles used the Killing Curse.

Voldemort smiled: "No one knows the Killing Curse better than me..."

It was not until he saw a tide of green light sweeping across the sky that Voldemort's face suddenly changed color.

"Wait a minute, range attack, soul chain, automatic tracking..."

"You call this a fucking killing curse?!"