[Not a saintly woman + truly invincible + funny (more of a joke, don't read if you're looking for something serious) + refreshing + Hogwarts Legacy + Tom Riddle, the succubus of the wizarding world]

My name is Tom Riddle. I have no interest in becoming the Dark Lord. I just like studying magic.

I thought I would continue to explore the mysteries of magic until I achieved my goal - immortality.

One day during my graduation trip, I was in mysterious Egypt looking for the legendary magic involving time.

But unexpectedly, when he was about to succeed, he was accidentally sent to Hogwarts in 1991 by time magic.

Tom and Dumbledore stared at each other:

“…”

"Hello, Professor."

…

In order to take revenge on Dumbledore, the old bee, Tom decided to trick Harry Potter into following him:

"Harry, what do you want to be?"

"I want to be a Death Eater!"

"I'm here to decorate! What are you doing!"

Kesenhis looked at the weirdo who suddenly appeared in his workplace and tried to attack his personal safety with a strange wooden stick, and scolded him by saying something like magic and keeping secrets.

He also used the obsidian block that suddenly appeared in his hand to instantly release a huge obsidian pillar for defense.

"Bold! You still say you don't know magic!"

——————

Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, he also got the block gold finger in the game [My World]. Just when he knocked out the weirdo who suddenly came and went crazy and was about to make a name for himself in the decoration industry, he saw the white-bearded old man in front of him.

"What do you mean... hire me to be the alchemy professor of Hogwarts?"

Also, what is alchemy?

In the first year of coming to Hogwarts, he carefully disguised himself as an alchemy professor with some basic blocks.

In the third year of coming to Hogwarts, he gradually got better and fought against the Dementors with withering.

In his seventh year at Hogwarts, holding the command cube, Kesenhis raised his middle finger to the boiled egg in front of him.

"Watch out, I will demonstrate the framework of how the world works next!"

"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"

"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"

"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"

...

"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"

"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"

...

"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."

"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"

...

"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"

"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"

Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—

and brings a whole new style to the school.

Moen White, a reborn individual, a multi-billionaire, and a business prodigy.

In what seemed like an ordinary year in 1991, his original plan was to short the ruble, acquire Microsoft, and build a global business empire.

On his 11th birthday, in order to extract the "Strong" trait from a "character actor," he stopped the three-meter-tall giant.

"Hello, young gentleman, my name is Rubeus Hagrid, the custodian of the keys to Hogwarts."

Seeing the message "High-level magical creature detected" pop up on his retina, Moen's worldview shattered.

This isn't a business war novel, it's Harry Potter?!

Good news: The system is still running, and the version has been updated.

Bad news: The currency exchange rate here is chaotic, and there's a noseless guy who wants to rule the world.

So, the art style changed.

At the Sorting Ceremony, he used Das Kapital to say that this was the new rule for Slytherin.

During Potions class, he talked to Snape about the commercialization and mass production of Potions patents.

On the Quidditch pitch, he equipped the entire team with Nimbus 2000s, using an alchemical engine to turn brooms into supersonic fighter jets.

Facing the basilisk, he did not use the Gryffindor sword, but instead wielded his black ironwood staff and fists.

......

"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"

"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"

"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"

Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.

From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...

"Ye Feng! I've told you so many times not to use sword-riding to fly a broomstick! And you are not allowed to steal Hermione's wand and use your own wand as chopsticks!" This is a story about a time traveler who single-handedly changes the style of Hogwarts; this is a story that makes the Hogwarts executives frantically modify the school rules just to restrict our protagonist; this... should be an interesting story.

Become Harry's cousin, the original author's designated Muggle.

Brother Xun has a good saying: "Merlin closes a door for you and opens a window for you."

After getting a weird mage system... Merlin opened the skylight over Dudley's head... well, maybe Merlin lifted the roof off Dudley's house.

Dudley Dursley: "Listen, I'm not what you think, I'm a spellcaster!"

Under the moonlight, Dudley twisted his waist and put on a strange posture, and a BGM sounded behind him: "Okay, I have a showdown. I admit that wizards have limits, so I don't want to be a wizard anymore! Potter!"

"System, if you do this again, I will learn the seventy-two changes and become a Super Saiyan."

This book is also known as "The God of Physics", "Anything but Magic", "Actually I Can Magic", "I'm Really Not Harry Merlin".

There are already three completed works with one million words, and one completed work with two million words, which are guaranteed. Please rest assured to collect them.

As the saying goes, long divisions must unite, long unites must divide. Grindelwald rose to power in New York, only to be defeated and driven to Nurmengard Prison. The wizarding community was annihilated, the Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix fought each other, and then merged with the Ministry of Magic. Peace finally settled in the wizarding world. However, after more than a decade of peace, the devil returned. If anyone could avert this calamity, it was Scarface who averted it. "Fudge is dead, the phoenix shall rise!" "The year of Wuyin brings great prosperity to the world!" Harry Potter, with the sword of Gryffindor slung at his waist, the golden cup of Hufflepuff in his hand, the diadem of Ravenclaw on his head, and the Slytherin pendant around his neck, followed by thousands of wizards, truly impressive. Meeting Voldemort, Harry burst into tears of blood, his heart filled with murderous intent. With a flick of his apparition, he was before the bald man. "Voldemort! Give me back my parents!" As the door to the Hog's Head opened...

Dumbledore: "Give me a copy of The Quibbler! I feel like ants are crawling on me without a new episode of Dungeons & Dragons!"

Voldemort: "Summoning the Death Eaters can wait, but whoever keeps me from watching the new episode of The Lord of the Rings is waiting to eat the Avatar."

Malfoy: "Vos-lo-da! That's not right. Why can't my dragon roar repel it? Let me study The Quibbler again."

Harry Potter sent out his protest letter for the twenty-third time: "I solemnly protest against The Quibbler's invasion of my privacy. It must have cast a tracking spell on me. Otherwise, how could it know me better than I know myself?"

It all started when Andre traveled through time and space to become the adopted son of the Lovegood family and Luna's brother.

In order to save his family from bankruptcy and upgrade himself, Andre decided to become a great writer in the magic world.

Become a literary giant in the wizarding world, starting with serializing "Harry Potter"!

First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)