2010-2011 NBA Lakers Championship! Kobe Bryant finally won his sixth NBA championship and his third Finals MVP award! In his acceptance speech, Kobe said, "Of my six championships, my fifth is my favorite. However, the most surprising one is this sixth! The person I want to thank most right now is Qin Hui!"

In his previous life, Cui Xian was a PhD in Chinese Language and Literature from a prestigious 985 university.

In this life, he transmigrated to a poor family in ancient times—

A poor family, a pregnant mother, young older siblings, a father and uncle who failed the college entrance exam six times, a grandmother who fantasizes about her son passing the exam and suffers from hysteria, and him who is only eight years old.

Choi Hyun: This is too tragic.

To change his fate, Cui Xian went out to work as a page for a rich young master.

But the young master was a poor student and afraid of taking the exam, so he came up with a bad idea: to secretly register Cui Xian for the imperial examination.

As a result, Cui Xian not only passed the exam, but also went on a killing spree.

He began his studies at the age of eight, wrote "Ode to the Goose" at eight, "Sympathy for the Peasants" at eight and a half, and "... " at nine... Countless great poets were so moved by his work that they gave up writing altogether.

His eight-legged essays laid the foundation for the eight-legged essay format and are hailed as the 'foundational' work.

He opened the stage for debate, engaging in a verbal battle with renowned scholars and learned men from all over the world, proving himself unbeatable.

His commentaries on the Four Books were included in official schools and became the ancient version of the imperial examination textbooks.

He achieved the highest rank in the imperial examination at the age of seventeen.

He also mentored six disciples who became top scholars in the imperial examinations.

He entered the cabinet as Grand Secretary at the age of twenty-seven, reaching the pinnacle of his official career.

He was the last pillar of the literary world in Daliang, a role model and idol for scholars.

Of all the talents in the world, he alone possesses eight-tenths.

He could compose poetry and debate classics when he was in retirement, and write policy essays when he was in the civil service examinations. With his pen, he could govern a great nation; on horseback, he could bring peace to the world.

He single-handedly extended the dynasty's life by three hundred years.

They destroyed Japanese pirates, eliminated the Tatars, built cannons and arsenals, assembled warships, opened up new sea routes, and launched expeditions to Europe.

It became the behind-the-scenes controlling shareholder in 16 countries around the world.

He stood, and the emperor dared not sit.

The officials and ministers wept bitterly, eagerly awaiting: When will the Grand Secretary return to ascend the throne?

And it all started that day when Cui Xian took the imperial examination in place of his young master…

This world seems to grant my every whim, but I realize my shallowness. A dagger plunges into Reimu's heart, blood trickling from between her fingers, dripping onto Marisa's tightly closed face. Magic and materials are no longer what they once were. I frown, letting Reimu's gaze, like mine, become empty. Reimu's intervention caused the plan to transform Marisa to fail. Enraged, I kill Reimu, earning the punishment of temporarily becoming a priestess. The story begins here. A second Touhou Project fanfic. PS: May be subversive, but overall still lighthearted. PS2: Alice is mighty and powerful. PS3: Alice is mighty and powerful. PS4: This story is purely coincidental. Any fictional elements are purely coincidental. Please do not attempt to replicate it. PS5: Absolutely accessible. Book recommendation: "Priestess Alice" by Niomiya Youmu.

Xie Lang was staying up all night reading a novel one second, and the next second he was transported into the novel he was reading.

She became a cannon fodder villain (female) in the book.

Wait, no, a female villain? I'm a guy.

He looked down and thankfully it was still there.

Wang Defa, born with the body of a male-female hybrid? A little male-female hybrid?

He actually transmigrated into a male character in a book who had the appearance of a girl.

Xie Lang made a groundhog-like sound.

Xie Lang said, "Since I'm here, I'll go crazy."

The original owner should be timid and submissive just because he's a girl? What a joke! Xie Lang said that timidity is for the dead. He wants to be the most confident girl, so he decided to dress up as a woman and appear on a dating reality show. His main goal is to cause a huge stir online and give the Chinese entertainment industry a little shock.

Romance variety show.

When everyone learned that Xie Lang was a boy with a girl inside out.

Xie Lang thought he would be attacked and killed by the entire internet.

However, a bizarre scene unfolded.

The male and female guests were looking at him with increasingly strange expressions.

Male Guest Number One: Xie Lang, let's become sworn brothers! Hehe, you smell so good, bro.

Male Guest Number Two: Brother Xie, I've never asked anyone for anything in my life, please, please grant me a wish. (Looks like he's really hungry.)

Cold and aloof, mature female car model goddess: Xie Lang, can you be my girlfriend?

Xie Lang: What the heck is a girlfriend? I'm a guy.

Aloof, icy, mature female car model goddess: Men can be girlfriends too.

Netizens: This is insane! These guests are all crazy! Goodness, the main focus is on my little wife who can't get pregnant, right?

So, the front is okay, and the back is okay too, right?

Everyone online is calling him his wife.

Speechless

Oh no, if this continues, the world will be taken over by little boys and girls.

[Column "After Becoming a Bad Spellcaster, I Conquered My Brother's Contemporaries" CP Touko 2024 (wwww)] [Skip Chapter/Chapter Updates - I'm Slowly Fixing Typos] The main story and extra chapters are now complete~ The text is the author's hard work, please support the original version! Tsukiyama Asari, tasked with achieving a "perfect ending," descends into a dangerous SSS-level world. To complete his mission and retire early, he employs several pseudonyms, repeatedly probing his way through the villain organization. However, due to the covert handover of tasks between these pseudonyms, the rules of the world automatically complete a beautiful, though uncertain, scenario. And so— [The First Rise of the Sun - Kasugagawa Shugo] Inside a building ablaze, a young police officer pushes against the fleeing crowd. His round, citrus-colored eyes reflect the flames, like sunflower petals and the sun. The Police Academy Team (gritting their teeth): Okay, beat this disregarding fellow to death! [Fireworks Flash: Bird Mist] The painless, white-haired boy sees no color. The wind from the window rustles his soft hair. He, like a ceaseless wind, is so transparent that he cannot be grasped. Rich Lady (gestures): Little Mist is definitely the face of our class. [Light and Shadow: The Dark Side of Hatani Miu] A mad smile flashes in the man's cold, gray eyes. The powerful monsters nurtured by the organization hide their claws within their ageless, delicate skin, waiting for the right moment to devour their prey. The Whiskey Team (ponderously): That gentleman's adopted son is truly unfathomable. [Spring Breeze and Rain: Suemitsu Sosuke] Former companions remain only tombstones, and the once selfless hero is now confined to a wheelchair and old injuries. The detective next door and a certain ace are both former selves and hopes. The senior, bent on death, is like the rain, fading away, burning the last glimmer of his life. Elementary School Detective: I learned this from Teacher Suemitsu in Hawaii (crossed out)! Tsukiyama Asari says: Beauty, strength, and tragedy, beauty, strength, and tragedy—as long as you are both beautiful and tragic, you are strong! System 003: I don't think you can make it... Well, I'll upgrade and add new features to help you out! ...But these two new features don't look serious. —Dimension Forum— [Lili, how many surprises do you have that I don't know about? Knock him out immediately and bring him home so he can be my wife and cook for me forever.] [Sonoko has a boyfriend too. Of the four childhood friends, only Kiri hasn't had a romance yet. She must be waiting for me to talk.] [Officer Shuigo, arrest me! I want to be handcuffed and locked up forever. Sooo ... Instructions (see chapter 1 for details): *Bento Relief Post* No CP, No Disappearance* Card Tearing, Late-Part Spinning Blade Warning* No CP in the main text (no single arrows, double arrows, or random arrows), but there is some heavy talk about CP in the forums, so please don't enter if you're not interested. / If there's heavy content, there will be a warning in the previous chapter. Feel free to skip ahead. [Bold and Serious] Thanks for reading! There are no discussion groups or reader groups. Please do not use this article/author as a platform to form or advertise groups. Thank you, w. Recommend the next book: "After Becoming a Bad Spellcaster, I Conquered My Brother's Classmate" 7495254. Matsuda Ika is a 17-year-old high school student with two older neighbors and a biological brother who died young, and a blonde guardian who is a social animal. Raised in an overly liberal environment, he successfully became the top delinquent at Teitan High School. Taken by his guardian to experience the summer program at Curse High School, he missed the school trip and returned as the only single child in his childhood friend group. To make matters worse, the waiter at Poirot Café, introduced to him by a friend, turned out to be the righteous passerby who had punished him that morning! The righteous bystander's pupils trembled. He was like he'd seen a ghost after being approached by him, wishing he could hide in the kitchen forever. Matsuda Ika, who immediately introduced himself:? Huh? This guy is not only preachy, but also discriminatory against this sexual orientation?! He was about to change to meet the new pink-haired graduate student who had just moved in. But before he could even see the graduate student's photo, the waiter who had fled appeared again, quickly turning off his phone. Amuro Toru: Then go on a date with me, Matsuda Ika-kun. Even if I had to sacrifice myself, I couldn't let my best friend's eccentric younger brother hit on the damn FBI! Matsuda Ika: Oh, he's the reserved type. == Amuro Toru found Matsuda's younger brother very difficult to deal with. First, he was a complete bad role model, rebellious and awkward like a little sea urchin, and he picked a random person every day to annoy. Second, he claimed to be able to see his brother's ghost and occasionally talk to the air. Furthermore, his relationships are highly questionable. He often spends the night with a white-haired, eye-patch-wearing man who calls himself his teacher, and returns covered in wounds. Finally, the new member of the organization, who calls himself a curse master and treats human life with indifference, looks remarkably familiar. Public security officer/waiter/Bourbon: Hesitant to speak.jpg Didn't this brat say he was going out with his guardian this afternoon? Why is he here?! Should he make an appointment with a psychologist first, contact the community to investigate his guardian, or just pack him up and give him a good beating? == Acting as an older brother, after arranging a year's worth of dates under the guise of a date, the blond public security officer goes to visit the graves of his former buddies as usual. Amuro Toru: I'll never harm your brother, don't worry. The date is just an excuse to discipline him and prevent him from going astray in the future. Six months later. Amuro Toru: How about you beat me up next time we meet? Officer Matsuda, who has watched the entire process in ghost form:... I'll beat you to death, you blond bastard! Theme: Illegal and criminal activities will be punished by law.

[Various Anime] [Multiple Heroines] [Superpowers Update Weekly] [Oregairu + Saekano + I Am the Guy + Neighbor Toshiro, etc.]

Having awakened his memories of his past life, Tenyu Tetsu becomes an ordinary superpowered individual.

Looking at the superpower in front of him that "he will never choke when drinking Pepsi", Tenyu Tetsu fell into deep thought.

"Excuse me, is this superpower for real?"

Just when he thought his peaceful life was back, his superpowers were refreshed a week later!

Dreams, hypnosis, time stop, teleportation, the right hand of God...

Weekly superpowers forcefully intrude into his life, but...

"Something's not quite right with my superpowers?"

Tenyu Tetsu recalled his slightly mischievous superpowers and felt a strange mix of emotions.

Yukino Yukinoshita: "You made me have that kind of dream, I won't let you get away with this."

Yumiko Miura: "The guy who interfered in my life, please let me interfere in yours too."

Sumireko Sanshokuin: "In a world where time stands still, I wish our dates could last forever."

Shiina Mahiru: "Toru, please keep an eye on me."

Kasumigaoka Utaha: "You did something so outrageous on our first meeting. Tetsu-kun, you have to take full responsibility for this."

Megumi Kato: "I'll never forget you for the rest of my life, the way you appeared before me."

Eriri: "Doing that without permission? What kind of sadistic male protagonist are you?!"

Tenyu Tetsu: "I'm innocent, please believe me."

"What? Offering incense makes you stronger?"

Lu Chen transmigrated to a world where everyone worships gods. As long as they offer incense, they can communicate with the gods and receive their blessings.

However, people flock to worship popular deities, causing these gods, who are already very popular, to have no shortage of offerings and end up not doing their jobs after receiving the offerings!

Lu Chen: "Since that's the case, I might as well go all out on a few obscure deities who aren't very popular, and start a fire in their cold stoves!"

So, while others were worshipping the God of Wealth Zhao Gongming, Lu Chen directly worshipped the God of Wealth Jun!

Lu Chen: "Lord God of Wealth, you are the Emperor God of Wealth, the most noble among all the gods of wealth. The others are blind to your worth."

The God of Wealth said, "Young friend, you understand me best! I've been struggling to make ends meet for years and was about to give up. You've rekindled my faith. Don't worry, I will definitely ensure your path to wealth is smooth."

Lu Chen beamed with joy: "Thank you so much for protecting me, Lord Juncai!"

...

While others were worshipping the God of Longevity, Lu Chen went straight to worshiping the King of Hell!

King Yama: "Boy, are you sure you haven't worshipped the wrong god? I am King Yama, don't you think I bring you bad luck?"

Lu Chen: "How could that be! The King and I hit it off immediately. Otherwise, would I ask you to be my godfather?"

King Yama: "Waaah, I'm so touched! You're the first person to worship me every day. From now on, you'll be my beloved son!"

Lu Chen: "Thank you, Godfather! As for my lifespan..."

King Yama waved his hand and said, "How dare you! I'd like to see which judge dares to touch you, and I'll break his pen in two."

Lu Chen: "Thank you for your kindness, Godfather!"

...

Staring at Lu Chen's longevity bar soaring into the sky, the birthday man was dumbfounded: "No, this, is this right?"

[No Rebirth] + [No System] + [Urban Slice of Life] + [Romantic Comedy] + [Single Female Lead]

Xu Che, who had been staying at home since graduating from university, was forced by his mother to go on blind dates because of his overly effeminate demeanor.

Xu Che resisted, but his mother's iron fist overwhelmed his filial piety, and he had no choice but to comply.

"Let me tell you, there are still beautiful women in the matchmaking market, and I'll choose Akashi."

Xu Che had just sent this message to his friend when his blind date, Bai Luyou, arrived late.

This elegant, oval-faced older sister spoke softly to Xu Che:

"Would you like something to eat? It's on me."

Xu Che had heard that in today's dating market, very few women are willing to split the bill. So, who was this subordinate who would offer to treat everyone?

Three ideas were swirling in his mind.

First of all, holy crap, are you going to use this model for blind dates?

Second, holy crap, were you scammed? Where did you find this beautiful woman?

Third, holy crap, are they really going to take Akaishi?

…

Many years later.

Xu Che stood side by side with Bai Luyou, gazing at the latter's beautiful profile:

"Between the moonlight and the snow..."

"You are the third most beautiful woman in the world."

Bai Luyou answered quickly, staring intently at Xu Che: "Mr. Xu, don't think that just because I'm a math teacher I haven't read contemporary poetry. You idiot."

What happens when the "loser heroines" stop being losers? That day, Hanami Anna kept her childhood friend. That day, Ayano Mitsuki chased after him at the planetarium. That day, Komari Chika's gaze no longer followed President Tamaki. How will Nukumizu Kazuhiko's three years in high school unfold? A strange youth surrounded by these odd, defeated (?) heroines begins. ◇——8K is also 8, so Nukumizu 8 is also Nukumizu 8, that's how it's recorded in the Kojiki. 【Warning】This story respects the original work and is a pseudo-partisan conflict, but contains a lot of unofficial history. 【Warning】This story was written by the Nukumizu Lovers' Faction in the Loser Bar. Yes, kids, because Amemori's eighth volume is too slow, the kids can only write a faction to find their own sweetness.

【Tags】Online game thriller + Hilarious subversion of tropes + Infinite skill evolution + Supreme mage + Deep brotherhood + No Mary Sue + Rise from the bottom + Dungeons + Single female lead

[Introduction]

When the game "Premonition" launched, Lin Feng missed out on his god-level talent due to a power outage, but unexpectedly became bound to a demigod-level [Spell Gatling Gun]!

Unable to learn ultimate skills? No problem! His Fireball and Wind Blade spells can be upgraded indefinitely!

While others were still casting their ultimate skills, Lin Feng's basic skill had already transformed into a metal storm, sweeping away everything in its path!

From then on, the online gaming world gained a uniquely styled mage who, wielding a "Gatling gun" and accompanied by wealthy buddies, would crush any challengers!

"Who says you can't be a mage without a powerful ultimate move? Take this 10,000 Wind Blade Techniques!"

[This is the third book in the author's ten-part online game series - "The Mage." The other two are also being serialized, ensuring both quality and quantity.]