First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

Others learn magic for great benefits, but Noah learns magic simply to have fun.

Thus, the aged Nicolas Flamel became a bald, muscular boxing champion, Voldemort regressed to a five-year-old child, and the entire school was forced to go clubbing on their first day of school—from then on, the art style completely collapsed! —When an alchemist's pranks become his strongest weapon, the entire magical world becomes his playground!

Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."

(Tianlongren) (Multiple female protagonists) (Half behind the scenes) (Relax) (Daily) (Tucao)

Being chosen by the Knights of God will grant you immortality!

Blake (smirking): "Who are you trying to fool? Satan is already ashes!"

Improving your strength can lead to a higher status!

Blake (playing with his fingers in boredom): "I think my current status is pretty high. There's no need to raise it any further."

Life and death battles increase your domineering strength!

Blake (looking up in surprise): "What if he really dies?"

The people at the bottom of this world are struggling painfully. Please work hard to change the world!

Blake (with a puzzled look on his face): "What does their suffering have to do with me? What will I do if they change the world?"

Yim is too strong to be defeated!

Black (reassured): "But there's still Luffy. I'll fight him after he's done!"

Why do you dare to participate in the battle between gods and demons?

Blake (crooked mouth): "I! Have! Hang!"

This is a Gou Dao Tianlong person, get out!

Blake (struggling): "I don't accept it! Why can't the Celestial Dragons just hide?"

[No Cultivation] + [No System] + [Campus] + [Business to Make Money] In his previous life, he followed the rules of studying, dating, and finding a job. But now, at nearly 40, he still couldn't afford a car or a house, let alone marriage. Those things were more like luxuries, too expensive to consume. Reborn, Xu Cheng decided to change his lifestyle. Since the righteous path of cultivation was too slow, he decided to turn to the unorthodox path. Part-time jobs were out of the question; he only wanted financial freedom. As for love? That was too illusive; studying foot massage was more practical. First, I'll get into a 985 university, and then... Principal: What's with all the talk of repaying a favor? If you get into trouble in the future, just don't say you graduated from our school.

Having traveled to the moon in the One Piece world, Char Aznable, after five years of silence, awakens his omniscience and omnipotence, leading a space pirate crew to invade the Grand Line!

Char decides to recruit the Seven Warlords of the Sea first, but then Shanks and Kizaru suddenly appear, leading to a perfect start!

"Kizaru under Lord Char's command! On April 1st, 1520 of the Sea Calendar!"

"Successfully recruited Admiral Akainu into the organization! Bonus: Double salary!"

"Akainu and Kizaru, you performed well during your undercover work, your salaries will be doubled!"

Upon hearing Robin's report, Kizaru's expression became exaggerated, and he grinned, "Oh, in a couple of days, we'll recruit Kuzan and Sengoku into the organization. Once their salaries are paid, we'll take down the Four Emperors."

Drink the strongest liquor, recruit the most powerful henchmen, and steal the most beautiful women!

Char, in the name of the Empire, declared to the World Government: This world is mine!

The Holy Land of Mary Geoise was reduced to ruins, the Five Elders died in battle, Im was on the verge of death, and the Celestial Dragons were enslaved. The supreme power that had stood for eight hundred years became history!

empire.....

Gen Xudou had no desire to join this farce called "Girl Band," and he had never promised anyone forever. But why do you always stubbornly believe you can pluck the stars from the sky, tear them apart, abandon their radiant light, and abandon the boundless universe to become a star that shines only for you? Even if gravity briefly captures a streaking comet, leaving a dazzling wake on the sky, it was only a fleeting chance occurrence. Now, that miraculous chance has ended. Toyokawa Shoko... I have no obligation to preserve the band you abandoned. Let [CryCHIC] become a thing of the past. Until that familiar yet different gravity binds me once again... Why can gravity be divided into two? Wait, I can't be the spiritual pillar, soulmate, de facto leader, the sun that warms everyone, the moon that soothes everyone, the best manager, and the worst betrayer of two bands at the same time. Even stars, caught in the gravity of two black holes, will be torn apart and eventually consumed. [Crychic＆mujica＆mygo, some changes to the original setting]

My name is Lü Rui, an ordinary Chinese student studying abroad. I just wanted to spend a few peaceful years of my youth here, but why? Why did things turn out this way?

What does it mean to be in a band for a lifetime? What does it mean to make me forget everything?

What a strange thing, what an interesting girl...

Wait, what does all this have to do with me? I'm just here to have some fun. You guys, stay away from me, don't come any closer!

[Girls' Band: Dog Seller/Hen Card/K-ON/Loneliness/GBC+Magical Girls+Other Anime Content] ... Every day, Yuzuru Dazai wakes up and switches bodies with Shoko Toyokawa. A collapsed band, an alcoholic father, endless work, a broken home. Damn it! Shoko Toyokawa, what have you done? Shoko Toyokawa is incompetent, I must leave! First, have a serious discussion with the hard-working band members. Then, get close to the adorable, autistic Mu. Send the alcoholic father, who's suspected of being on the verge of death, to the hospital. Finally, send the damned Shoko Toyokawa to the countryside for a rigorous rehabilitation. Wow! Everyone has a bright future! ... Why is the Girls' Band so heavy and twisted? Is this a moral decline or a lack of humanity? The truth is... "Sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!" The girls can become magical girls through the music of the contract! ... PS: The girls in the band are actually magical girls, so all the abstract plot points make sense.

A failed confession leads to a suicide note? Is this me from eighteen years ago?

Jiang Zhou, who had traveled back in time, cursed himself for being an idiot and began to focus on making money.

First, based on memory, report a murderer who has been on the run for five years.

He received a prize of 500,000 yuan and officially started his own business.

School beauty: Why are you so cold to me after I rejected you?

Jiang Zhou: Love is a complicated game, who takes whom seriously? Let's part amicably, okay?

School beauty: You clearly said you liked me!

Jiang Zhou: I was just joking. I'm not interested. Don't follow me.

School beauty: If you say that again, I'll cry and never talk to you again.

Jiang Zhou: Go ahead and cry, it's none of my business.

School beauty: ? ? ?

Start a company, fall in love, and bully the school beauty.

Jiang Zhou, reborn, made up for all his regrets.

Women are strange like that; the more you lick them, the colder they become.

Your change of heart makes her so sad she wants to cry!