Yes, Yes, That's Exactly How We Necromancers are

I've heard that you necromancers leave nothing but desolation in your wake, even scourling ancestral graves? Yes, yes, you're absolutely right, that's exactly how we necromancers are. I've heard that you necromancers, at the slightest provocation, unleash a necromantic catastrophe that sweeps across the entire continent? Yes, yes… I've heard that you imprisoned the Goddess of Light in your dark lair, you threatened the Emperor to change the state religion, and you usurped the God of the Underworld's divine status. Slander! This is blatant slander. The Goddess and I were in a free-love relationship, the Emperor is my best brother, and the God of the Underworld voluntarily abdicated. Guards, arrest all these troublemakers! The world is at peace again. This is a pure, traditional Necromancer's profession manual.